Inspired by that Fuck club thing, I guess.
The first rule of Joust Club is thou must not speak of Joust Club to thine wyfe, child or Tom o' Bedlam.
The second rule of Joust Club be that thou MUST NOT speak of Joust Club to thine wyfe, child or any Tom o' Bedlam.
The third rule of Joust Club be that if thine opponent doth fall from his horse, become possessed by a demon or die of leprosy, then the Joust be over.
The fourth rule of Joust Club restricts the number of Jousters to two.
The fifth rule be that nary a wench may partake in the Joust.
The sixth rule, remove thine jerkin and thy boots, lest they be rent in two.
The seventh rule be that if you wish to host a meeting at thine Jousting Ground, Thou must provide the lads with a feast of suckling pig and mutton chops.
The eighth and final rule of Joust club be that if this be thine first eve at the Joust Club, then thou must Joust!!
Happy Jousting Lads.