How would you start the fight that you we`re suppose to let the other beat you up?
Call there mum a cunt it normly does the trick nice and simple.
"Workers of the world unite!"
Karl Marx
I would go downtown to where all the car guys hang out and spit on one of their cars.
I would pee in someone that was on a phone booth talking in the phone. That might work.
Here are some methods that might be helpful...
-Crip walk in front of a blood
-Dress up as Andy Dick and go to a John Lovitz show
-Go to a strip club and pinch all the stripper's asses...and when the bouncer escorts you out, pinch his ass.
-Go to your best friend's house and pinch his/her mother's ass
-Pinch your best friend's ass
-Go to Petco wearing a michael vick jersey (no...)
Pissing and pinching is always good.
just spit in their face.
[QUOTE=morey;1028894]just spit in their face.[/QUOTE]
A nurses face?
Go into a mosque wearing a T-shirt with a caricature of the prophet Muhammad printed on it.That also could work.
"Workers of the world unite!"
Karl Marx
Firstly, how the hell did you get into this situation?
Secondly, surprise everyone and beat the shit out of the other person instead. Surprise!