This was posted on another board. Thought it was kinda funny.
I want you to fuck me as hard as you can.
OK: any historic figure.
I'd fuck Gandhi.
Good answer, man.
How about you?
Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fuck 'til they're burger.
Is that your cum?
Some of it, yeah.
I got in everyone's hostile little face. Yes, these are bruises from fucking. Yes, I'm comfortable with that. I am enlightened.
First rule of Fuck Club is you do not talk about Fuck Club.
Second rule of Fuck Club is you DO NOT talk about Fuck Club.
Third rule of Fuck Club, someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fuck is over.
Forth rule, only two guys to a fuck.
Fifth rule, one fuck at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule, no shirts no shoes.
Seventh rule, fucks will go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at fuck club, you have to fuck.[/i]
[size=1]If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless signature is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments?
Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.[/size]