Fuck Club

any historical figure?

i'd fuck brigadier general george armstrong custer, us cavalry. yep. he'd prob. be a good lay, b/c he was CRAZY.

i'd fuck joan of arc... or cleopatra...

so viele weibe so wenige zeit.
wahrscheinlich kann mir marlene dietrich.
zum wohl, bruder!

I'd have to go with Jimmy Stewart circa Mr. Smith, Its a Wonderful Life. I just love tall lanky men that are so earnest they stutter when faced with injustice or any human failing. And it wouldn't be *fucking* but making sweet earnest love.

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Marilyn Monroe. Why the hell not?[/QUOTE]

Because she's a ditz and a vaca and you could do better. *jealous*

Mother Teresa

Not really, guys.

Marilyn Monroe was actually a smarty-pants there, my little teh turkey! Just so you know!

Mother Theresa is kind of hot. How about giving it to Gahndhi?

EEEEWwwwww!!!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by willtupper [/i]
[B]Marilyn Monroe was actually a smarty-pants there, my little teh turkey! Just so you know! [/B][/QUOTE]

Could be you're right. But after giving it some thought I'm ashamed I questioned his choice at all. Attraction is a mysterious thing and I shouldn't mock what gets someone hot.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]so viele weibe so wenige zeit.
wahrscheinlich kann mir marlene dietrich.
zum wohl, bruder! [/B][/QUOTE]

Translation: I'd go fuck myself because I'm an idiot who can't write in English and has a penis for an avatar.

james dean.

on reconsideration and seeing that most people name guys, i'll choose 2 new ones, both male, just for the fuck of it
they are both current... soon to be faded stars i guess
jon davis of korn
and that "dandy" looking lead singer for afi

that was my 100th post! lets celebrate by turning this into a massive orgy of historical and prominat figures!

Lord Byron, I guess. And Ulesses. And Alexander the Great (the Great what?!)

Oooh, Shelley. So pretty and freaked out.

shelley was a total fag. just look at him. pffft.

Hmm. Dunno about that. He was good enough for Mary. Anyway, the man wrote fucking amazing poems. The verse 'I fall unto the thorns of life! I bleed!' is just beautiful. I can imagine it in a rock song. Slightly off topic, doesn't this thread begin to resemble the rtaped sex sessions in Choke?

holden caufield...if he was real...
oh and chris cornell and arthur rimbaud and charles baudelaire and edgar allen poe. and Caligula and julius caesar. karl marx. Kropotkin,and that guy what played sam in ginger snaps. oh, and angelina jolie.

I want Bettie Page. Fuck yeah.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by A Clockwork Barbie [/i]
holden caufield...if he was real...
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ooh, fictional characters. Zooey Glass ('Franny and Zooey' by Salinger)

historical figure: Vladmir Lenin
any celebrity: johnny depp or, if i was a man or bisexual, joan jett [in 1983]
fictional character: Victor Mancini
anybody: ...my ex

Emily Dickinson.
So she was a little plain-looking,
but what a mind.

It would be dark in her room, upstairs in her papa's
New England home. Dark enough that I could pretend
she looks as good as Winona Ryder in [i]Little Women.[/i]

Undoing all the buttons on a Victorian dress would be like
learning a new language. Unfastening a corset, igniting a
secret fire.

She would say:

[i]touch me you tall, lanky, sincere, but non-stuttering poet
from the future, and I will write about you when my breath
returns. I will write poems and letters of love that you can

read back in your own time when I am dust.
And after you are gone from me... I will never forget.[/i]

Hmm... its Fight Club meets Choke meets Clone High. How very interesting. Almost makes me tumescent.

-JB

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B]ooh, fictional characters. Zooey Glass ('Franny and Zooey' by Salinger) [/B][/QUOTE]

We could double date. Franny, mmmmm, talk about tantric...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Fertility effing Hollis [/i]
[B]
any celebrity: johnny depp or, if i was a man or bisexual, joan jett [in 1983][/B][/QUOTE] Hell, I'd do her even now.

Now: Winona Ryder

Historical: A gagged Hepburn.

hitler.

he was supposed ot be very kinky, (from a documentary I saw on him)

but he's probably kill me seeing that I'm not white.

ooh and jeffery dahlmer buecse he was interesting and I'd try to eat him before he could kill and eat me.

but he was gay *sigh*

hitler was kinda gay too, what's with me and gay guys? ;_;

have you seen that straight to video 'Dahmer' with Jeremy Renner?

its a cool flick.

Oooh, a [I]very[/I] strong entry post for Joe_bobbies.

osama

do you think he'll get all religious and shit?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by codename 47 [/i]
[B]id fxck eliza dushku.

then id keep her. forever. [/B][/QUOTE]

Yeah dude

Id fuck Jackie Kennedy, hitlers' mom, and liv tyler.

Jackie and Liv could tag team me while hitlers mom video taped it.
I just want to say that she was there.

well id fuck hideto matsumoto and kyo(of dir en grey) oh and the vergin mary

that is comic fucking gold. you have given me a new reason to live other than just the novelty

Alexander The Great, ah...That would be a good all around lover.

But, Caligula also, just for some fun

Nefertiti 'cause I'm straight, and Cleopatra couldn't hurt.

Historical characters: Mulan.

Fictional characters: Himemiya Anthy.

young marlon brando

[QUOTE=penguin]
Is that your cum?
Some of it, yeah.

[/QUOTE]

This still makes me laugh.

I'm adding Gregory Peck to my list.

gregory peck was a fox....but i'd say chris cornell, robert downey junior, and the lead singer from the goo goo dolls

[QUOTE=natters]gregory peck was a fox....but i'd say chris cornell, robert downey junior, and the lead singer from the goo goo dolls[/QUOTE]

How about dead people (as in if they were still alive or you could teleport back to their time) and/or fictional characters?

[QUOTE=mirka]How about dead people (as in if they were still alive or you could teleport back to their time) and/or fictional characters?[/QUOTE]

definitely james dean...and river phoenix, and i can't believe i forgot juaquin phoenix....for alive people i mean..

[QUOTE=natters]definitely james dean...and river phoenix, and i can't believe i forgot juaquin phoenix....for alive people i mean..[/QUOTE]

I know, there are so many hotties, it's hard to keep track which ones are ALIVE.

[QUOTE=Kit!]young marlon brando[/QUOTE]

OOOOOO! Ditto, ie. The Wild One... yum

+ Johnny Depp in his younger Scissorhands days. But without the scissorhands for obvious reasons.

[QUOTE=TwistedVision]
Johnny Depp in his younger Scissorhands days. But without the scissorhands for obvious reasons.[/QUOTE]
No sense of surreal ehh? You’d end up with brilliant scars and facial expressions.

Ummm, Hatshepsut (first woman Egyptian Pharaoh) and Cleopatra, Sylvia Plath (no… bad idea), Athena (that would be interesting), Mary Shelly (though I’d be wrecked after hacking at all those wrappings. Titanium scissors?), a real woman vampire out of Victorian England (we meet in Edinburgh Scotland year 2008ish). Yum. Ummm. Some Flappers, Joan of Arc (that’s a given for any man), witches (in persecution time. As for modern, ehhhh, I was with a witch for a while).

zoraster, jesus then muhammad.

Found it.

Ooooooh, Penguin's gonna get banninated for this thread title, surely!

Ah, 2003, the golden era.