Favorite Fight Club Quote

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Mr Jacks Colon
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My favorite Fight Club quote is a tie between:
"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time."
-Jack

"Fuck Martha Stewart."
-Tyler Durden

What's yours? A depressed, exhausted quote from Jack, or a nihilistic, anarchaic comment about consumer culture from Tyler?

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nathaniel parker
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"Run, Forest, run!"

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nathaniel parker wrote:
"Run, Forest, run!"

wait, that's my favorite line from forrest gump. I actually hated that line in phight club.
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"Now a question of etiquette: As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"

-Tyler

I prefer giving the crotch.

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MAN, I'M SO GLAD THIS THREAD WAS FINALLY MADE!!!

"Bob had bitch-tits."

LOLLLLLLZZZZ!!!

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you know who else has bitch-tits? That bitch Martha Stewart, that's who!

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"This is our world now, our world...and those ancient people are dead."

EFF YEAH

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Fuck Martha Stewart.

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something like..... "The ability to let that, which does not matter, truly slide"

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"Then a seventy-degree angle."

-Page 14.

FTW!!!!11!one!!

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"I'm starting to wonder if Tyler and Marla are the same person. Except for their humping, every night in Marla's room.
Doing it.
Doing it.
Doing it.
Tyler and Marla are never in the same room. I never see them together.
Still, you never see me and Zsa Zsa Gabor together, and this doesn't mean we're the same person."

Not my favourite, but I like it. I marked tons of other stuff in the book as well, so.

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one morning there is a dead jellyfish of a used condom floating in the toilet

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Self improvement is masterbation, now self destruction.

There are a million though.

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I look like you want to look, I Fuck like you want to Fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

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"recycling and speed-limits are bullshit, They're like someone who quits smoking on their deathbed"
- tyler

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"Sometimes your flush, and sometimes your bust, and when you're up, It's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on."
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If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

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I'm a thirty-year-old boy, and I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer I need.

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Something like " you are not a unique snowflake you are the all dancing all singing crap of the world" another paraphrase....

"Our fathers are our models for God if our fathers fail us what does that tell you about God?"

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It would have to be...

"Just do what you're trained to do, Pull a lever, Push a button."

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Chloe was the genuine article.
Chloe was the way Joni Mitchell's skeleton would look if you made it smile and walk around a party being extra special nice to everyone.

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"You are not your fucking khakis."

-Tyler

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I like this quote:

"On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone will drop to zero."

The next quote; I find eerily familiar because in these short three sentences, the same event is perfectly described in regards to my father:

"Me, I knew my father for about 6 years, but I don't remember anything. My dad, he starts a new family in a new town about every six years. This isn't so much like a family as it's like he sets up a franchise."

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