Deliver me....a place to just let it out
Oh Tyler deliver me,
deliever me from 100$ basketball shoes, deliver me from 150$ pants made to look thrift stylish, deliver me from Ecco, Exco and Tommy.
Deliver me from Hugo, Gillette, an Herbal Essences, which will inhance my performance,smell and texture to "standard" smoothiness.
Tyler deliver me from rooms with 30 occupants all worried with what university they'll get into, what mark they'll get returned to them, but most of all if their Levi's jeans match their "BITCH" marked tank top. Deliver me from flashy cars, thumping music, and "ghetto" people.
Deliver me Tyler, deliver me.
Deliver me from hockey, deliver me form basketball, deliver me from football and rugby. Deliver me from everyone who thinks im too cool for them and that im anti-social. Deliver me from all the anti-socials who think im too popular for them. Deliver me from all of those who think I care.
Deliver me from internet insults, cyber text messaging, email, networking, mainframes, megabytes, mouses and fonts that have shown me ten variations of red.
Oh Tyler deliver me.
Deliver me from talk radio, deliver me from 24 hour coverage (those news-aholics, those ignorance-aphobics), deliver me from a slimmer figure in just 2 weeks, deliver me from nationwide long distance and anytime minutes.
Deliver me from every anti-war protestor out there, deliver me from news agencies that broadcast messages from Saddam, deliver me from ignorance, naivete, and the assumption that our future has to be planned.
Deliver me from war.
Deliver me from Pepperoni and Green Olive customers. Deliver me from trailer park pizzas. Deliver me from pizza joint jackasses and delivery store dickheads.
Deliver me from hippy left-wingers, from dove-ish ignorance, from protesting sign makers.
Deliver me, Tyler, from war-mongering right-wingers, from bomb-tossing nazis, from diplomatically illiterate presidents.
Deliver me from Sociology projects, from Physics exams, and from teeming masses of world-owning teenagers.
Deliver me from all that makes high school mundane, and all that makes international politics interesting.
Deliver me, Tyler, from everything that isn't going to make me better by making me worse.
"Do you have 846 pounds of zinc? I don't!" -- The Laz.
"I was almost Six On Tha Dot. What a mistake that would have been." -- Six On The Dot
deliver me some decent drugs and some randy women for this weekend,...please... ?
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
Deliver me from me.
Deliver me from stereotypes.
Deliver me from men who say that it's what's on the inside that counts, and that looks don't matter.
Deliver me from ignorance and arrogance.
Deliver me from the the middle-class peace protesters that only march to make themselves feel better about themselves.
Deliver me from all the pupils in my school who did a "peace march" yesterday when they have no clue where Iraq is or what happens there.
Deliver me from all the peace protesters who don't know what the average Iraqi goes through under Saddam's rule.
Deliver me from the people who think i'm a war monger for wanting a better, non-Hussein, safer life for the Iraqis and for wanting Saddam Hussein dis-armed
Deliver me from the stupid people who call me a geek for wanting to learn and have a future.
Deliver me from the clever people who call me stupid for not knowing insignificant facts.
Deliver me from the trash of this country, living off the state.
Deliver me from those who get kicked out of their houses for not paying rent, when they spend it all on Gucci loafers and gold diamond rings.
Deliver me from those who refuse to listen to me.
Deliver me from those who call me stupid when they refuse to understand me.
Deliver me from my "friends" who tell me not to do stuff because it annoys them.
Deliver me from my "friends" who annoy me and get at me deliberately.
Deliver me from religion.
Deliver me from me from "suicidal" people who know nothing about depression and just feel sorry for themselves and want attention.
Deliver me from this fucking list man
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B] deliver me from complacent soccer moms. deliver me from the people getting away with it and the people letting them. [/B][/QUOTE]
wow.
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"Wow, that's a lot of valium for one thread!" - Vigorous Puppy
ok since it's an american thing im allowed to ask without being called a dumbass; what's a soccor mom?
"soccer moms" are moms who play soccer. it's a real big "underground" thing here. it's kind of like fight club. the moms ditch their mom duties, and meet on fields together and play soccer late at night. guys think they have rules, too, kind of like fight club ("soccer club?" some journalists have called it), so whenever a soccer mom gets kicked square in the nuts, they've got some ordinances to deal with it.
the "soccer moms" in detroit have "soccer guns" that they shoot at each other during their night games. that sound is NOT cars backfiring.
i probably shouldn't have told you this, but you're from England so I don't think they'll get mad. 
Love!
WILL YOU AER A DUMBAZZ OR SOEMSHTI LIKE THAT!!111 SOCCER MOM IS LIKE A MOM WHO LIKES TO PUT TEH KIDS IN SOCCER LEEGUE YOU KNWO MAN????//
kl0pper, I love you too much to dignify your comment with a sweet, sensitive answer.
So nyah. 
Love you anyway!
soccer mom describes a suburban, middle class housewife whose kids play in local town leagues--kind of a "stage mother" for the new millenium. basically refers to any complacent, middle-class, annette-bening-in-american-beauty kind of person.
[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]
[URL=http://confessionalpoe.blogspot.com]Grand Mental Station[/URL]
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oh, and...
deliver me from "embedded journalists".
deliver me from pentagon press conferences.
deliver me from people too young to pay taxes who want to debate about politics.
deliver me from readers who want my newspaper to stop the war.
deliver me from people who tell me that i don't "support our troops."
deliver me from "shock and awe."
[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]
[URL=http://confessionalpoe.blogspot.com]Grand Mental Station[/URL]
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=15714&highlight=interview+insomnomaniac]Insomnomaniac: the found interview[/URL][/SIZE]
Deliver me from people who think they know me better than I do. If I don't know who I am, then neither does everyone else.
Fuck the people who for 18 years have told me to stop being so intelligent. I don't have to kowtow to their stupidity any longer. If they want to be belligerently ignorant, that is their problem and not mine.
There is hope, but not for us.
glad to hear it... i'm 16, i have many opinions about the war, some left wing, some right wing...
deliver me from my opinions.
deliver me some females without baggage (impossible, i know)
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
Deliver me a pizza...I'm fuckin hungry.
oh- what a re-hash
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
[QUOTE=kl0pper]WILL YOU AER A DUMBAZZ OR SOEMSHTI LIKE THAT!!111 SOCCER MOM IS LIKE A MOM WHO LIKES TO PUT TEH KIDS IN SOCCER LEEGUE YOU KNWO MAN????//[/QUOTE]
ohhh, look at this fucking pearl. (of wisdom)
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
deliver me from myself never being content with the way i look.
deliver me from obsessing over my weight( i am obsessed with keeping my weight below ninety pounds).
deliver me from not being able to live in the moment.
deliver me from myself constantly worrying about other people's opinion of me
deliver me happiness
deliver me from oregon
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“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin
[QUOTE=ally].
deliver me from obsessing over my weight( i am obsessed with keeping my weight below ninety pounds).
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I wouldn't think a little dude like you would have to worry about bitches, herpes or not!
actually i'm not a dude, i'm a girl. sorry for not making that clear
[QUOTE=ally]actually i'm not a dude, i'm a girl. sorry for not making that clear[/QUOTE]
oh yeah, in that case, steer clear of them bitches with herpes, for sure.
I was gonna say deliver me from something too, but I'm feeling pretty good about life these days.
Carry on!
[QUOTE=ally]actually i'm not a dude, i'm a girl. sorry for not making that clear[/QUOTE]
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my bad, this aint [i]that[/i] kind of website !
Deliver me from anyone on the Cult that posted regualrly from 2003 and sooner
i dont know what it is ?? but except for like mirka an jane an anyone else still around often i dont find the old schoolers entertaining or informative ? maybe its one of those moments you had to be there for but it had to be said
the truth will set you freeeee !
deliver me from always feeling i should do better, climb the corporate ladder
deliver me from thinking I have to be a published writer to be deemed as good
deliver me from shallow people
deliver me from people who go on and on about their problems and bore me to tears
deliver me from know it alls
deliver me from over educated people who bitch about how there's nothing out there but low paying, demeaning jobs
deliver me from magazine racks with women's magazines that always have articles about ultimate sex
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deliver me from burger king commercials.
deliver me from good intentions
deliver me from rumours and gossip (about me)
deliver me from highly-moralistis ideals and snobbery
deliver me from ever being in the presence of marmite
deliver me to Russia (1st Class)
Deliver me from post dinner converstaions like this:-
'Would you like anything for pudding?'
'No thank you.'
'Are you sure?'
'Yes, I'm absolutely full thank you.'
'There's nothing I can tempt you with?'
'No, honestly I couldn't eat another thing.'
'Not even some cake?'
'No.'
'How about a bowl of trifle?'
'No.'
'Ice Cream?'
'No.'
'Yoghurt?'
'NO.'
'Biscuit?'
'NO!'
'Bar of chocolate?'
'NO!!'
'How about..'
'NO!!! I'm full, dinner was very nice and I couldn't possibly eat another thing!'
'Well, if you're sure....now do you fancy a drink?'
Deliver me from automated customer service representatives.
Deliver me from jazzy holding music while a recording comes on every 30 seconds telling me the value they place in my call.
You people can deliver yourselves from all of these things by pulling your heads out of your arses.
[QUOTE=Vendetta]You people can deliver yourselves from all of these things by pulling your heads out of your arses.[/QUOTE]
Deliver my head from my arse!
Deliver me a large pizza with pepperoni and olives.
Alternately, deliver me a large Hawaiian pizza.
You know, FedEx Delivers. Just not pizza and that. But I'm sure that if you asked really nicely, they'd be glad to deliver you from all these other things.
Deliver me from people who can't think for themselves.
Deliver me from people who think I can't think for myself.
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Deliver me from people who think about thinking when the thought was thick and there's a fly in my soup.
Deliver me from import duty.
please please deliver my "Chocolate Thundarr" dildo in a plain brown wrapper so my neighbors wont suspect what it is
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Deliver me from the unenlightened and shallow assholes of the world.
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Hahaha. Oh you.
Deliver me from all those idiots around me.
Deliver me from my family.
Deliver me from trauma of this country.
Deliver me from power of politicians.
Deliver me from catholics
Deliver me from myself.
Deliver others from me.
Because there is nothing over the rainbow… - http://theunsunnyvalley.wordpress.com
deliver me from women who only want to be friends
deliver me from pressure to perform
deliver me from my own emotions
deliver me from people who say their not angry at you when you know they are
tyler, deliver me from the compulsion to read every single post before i post something myself.
deliver me from people who listen to 50 Cent.
deliver me from what wddim said:
[QUOTE]deliver me from women who only want to be friends.[/QUOTE]
that always kills. it's killing right now.
aaaaauuugghh!
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
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"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
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deliver me from people who listen to 50 Cent.
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Deliver me from 50 Cent and his movie.
Because there is nothing over the rainbow… - http://theunsunnyvalley.wordpress.com
deliver me from living in the only town in in a 150 kilometre radius to have a methodone clinic
deliver me from sobriety
deliver me asshole coworkers
deliver me from my life
OH and will some one please please please deliver me from myspace
deliver me from being a hypocrite
deliver me from apathy
deliver me from my "more alternative than you" attitude
[QUOTE=wddim]OH and will some one please please please deliver me from myspace
deliver me from being a hypocrite
deliver me from apathy
deliver me from my "more alternative than you" attitude[/QUOTE]
You can deliver yourself from all that, easily. Maybe start by not posting "deliver me"s.
deliver me from rednecks in their pickup trucks. deliver me from complacent soccer moms. deliver me from the people getting away with it and the people letting them.
[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]
[URL=http://confessionalpoe.blogspot.com]Grand Mental Station[/URL]
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=15714&highlight=interview+insomnomaniac]Insomnomaniac: the found interview[/URL][/SIZE]