CHUCK PALAHNIUK ANNOUNCES FIGHT CLUB SEQUEL!
"Robert Paulson's Revenge In Heaven" will be the final title in Chuck Palahniuk's proposed horror trilogy. Very little is known about the book as this point, but Palahniuk has said (in his dreams, as he talks in his sleep) that it will have something to do Big Bob, Big Bob's Big Boobs, and a kickboxing match with an agressive, corperate-ladder climbing version of Jesus.
Hearing this, Vince McMann has publicly said that "Revenge" will be the new official companion volume to WWF Smackdown.
Proposed release date for "Robert Paulson's Revenge In Heaven" is one year from now, April 1, 2004.
Be ready!
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Are you kidding? How do you know this!??!?
bite me
Oh, see, I read this on April 2nd. So, like, I'm not an idiot, right???
bite me
I read it in THE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS when I went grocery shopping.
That's how I KNOW EVERYTHING.
April Fools!
Go to sleep!
bite me
Why? It's early here. It's early in Cinci, too.
It's early! Yeay!
hahaha....*braces self*
And when you’re looking for truth on the cover of a magazine...
How does it feel
When you find out what you’re not gonna be?
oh wait- yeah.
i should start reading ALL of the posts before i post and look like a retard as well.
And when you’re looking for truth on the cover of a magazine...
How does it feel
When you find out what you’re not gonna be?
HI WULTIPPER YOU ARE BACK HOW WAS YOUR FIGHTING IN TEH BRONX WITH TEH OSAMA BIN HUSSEIN
i'd love to see a sequil to fight club,,, maybe based on someone influenced by tyler... i was gonna make a movie about a kid who watched or read fight club and became very tyler-esqu...
if any of you take that idea i'll kill ya..
I'm waiting for you. With butterflies.
i like the ladder-climbing christ part. nice touch.
[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]
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RgG, You should make a movie about kl0pper. It should be all about how he is kl0pper-rific.
It should be called YEEAAHHEE TTHIS MYAH MOOOVIEEEE!!!11111
(tHE kL-0PPeEr sTOErY)
That would be so hardcore. Maybe it should be a porno?
i've directed porno, not doin that again for a while.
and i've also got better things to make movies about other then klopper... i dunno who klopper is, nor do i really care.
not that yours is a bad idea, its just not a very good one.
im actually writng something about someone over influenced by his stimulants
I'm waiting for you. With butterflies.
Well, okay sir! More power to you. It's your loss though (if you looked just a few posts up, you would discover the magic of kl0pper), as he is the greatest unrecognized genius on the planet.
You probably don't get it because you appear to be Canadian. Oh well. 
YEHA MAN I MOOVEY WITH ME THAT WOULD BE COOL
CAN WE HAEV DRAGONS AND SHIT MAN THATS COOL WITH LOTS OF FIERE AND NAKED CHICKS AND I CAN SAY BAINE YOU ARE STUPID AND YOU ARE DIED!!!!11111 BECAUASE YOUR ARE KILLED FORM MY SWORD OF POWER!1111 AND TEHN TEH NAKED CHIKS WILL COME FROM BEIHND AND SAY LIKE TAHS SHITS COOL CAN I GIVE YOU ORAL SEKS AND I WOULD SAY YEAH MAN TAHTS SHITS COOL AND TEHN SHE GIVES ME ORAL SEXS
..... americans never cease to frighten the hell out of me
I'm waiting for you. With butterflies.
Second FIght CLub????? such grat movies just come in singles... like the matrix for example...great movie, with a sequeal everythign is going to trash. i will hate to see how the best movie ever created, fight club, will be end up in being part of antoher cheap trilogy...
Vandalism: as beautiful as a rock in a cop's face.
YOU ARE SCARERED FORM MY SWORD OF POWER!!111111 THATS WHY AND ALSO YOU ARE FAGET SO I KILL YOU!!!11111
kl0pper: The HE-MAN of the new millenium.
By the power of kl0pskull... I have the power!
Willtupper, this was kind of mean of you to do...but I have to admit it made a good triumphant comeback.
There is hope, but not for us.
[QUOTE]americans never cease to frighten the hell out of me[/QUOTE]
I hardly think klopper or any one of us represents america.
[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]
[URL=http://confessionalpoe.blogspot.com]Grand Mental Station[/URL]
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=15714&highlight=interview+insomnomaniac]Insomnomaniac: the found interview[/URL][/SIZE]
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mrgreend [/i]
[B]Second FIght CLub????? such grat movies just come in singles... like the matrix for example...great movie, with a sequeal everythign is going to trash. i will hate to see how the best movie ever created, fight club, will be end up in being part of antoher cheap trilogy... [/B][/QUOTE]
Oh god no. Do you realise that Fight Club is a book, and was origianly a book? And that Will is kidding about the sequel? And The Matrix was always supposed to be a trilogy. They were never planning on not making a trilogy.
i don't think the matrix sequel will be "trash". XChuck is right. it was always going to be a trilogy.
and um durr. did you notice the date this thread was started on? how could anyone fall for that. shit, man.
[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]
[URL=http://confessionalpoe.blogspot.com]Grand Mental Station[/URL]
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=15714&highlight=interview+insomnomaniac]Insomnomaniac: the found interview[/URL][/SIZE]
It's sad, Oh, so sad. And if MR.G ever researched Chuck he would know that Chuck is against a FC sequel. People have offered him crazy amounts of money to buy the rights to the name Tyler Durden. But, her, it was Mr.Greend first post... so, we, I do at least, forgive you.
How can we learn more about the corporate ladder climbing Jesus character? Sounds like a number of people I use to work with at BAS. Still, they were mostly unenlightened white collar burnouts with little understanding of their inner selves and lacking an informed worldview of others. What are other folks thinking?
Perhaps FC needs a sequel, perhaps there is a chance, a scope for a sequel... in a different form though... like in it could be on the life of somebody else, this time it was covering the life of a 30 yr old, perhaps this time arnd on the life of a 18 yr old, and the book could start off with an odd day in a dragged out life, then the guy with thoughts sim to chuck's but has not discovered Chuck yet, then one fine day ends up with the book and then a transformation... and then reliving a lifetime... thinking that he can control both his personalities, but then an anti climactic end, when he realises that his alter ego had been going wild (and he never even knew he had one)... wot say guys??
Oh yeah!
It will also be starring starring Mr. T.
April Fools, Foo'!