Chapter Summaries

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.Chuck.
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I need to do one sentence chapter summaries for my english project, and the problem is I havent finished the book quite yet. Does anybody no where I could find chapter summaries or maybe one of you is willing to help me. Thanks

corellion
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Read the book you lazy little fucker. Make the sentences up. Use your fucking intiative.

LeHaHi
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Oh, corellion!

 

But, seriously guy, just read the book, make them up, or browse around on here. Maybe someone will help you, but you can probably find the info on here somewhere yourself.

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.Chuck.
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Well I would clearly read it if I had time, why wouldnt I make an attempt at this. There has to be one helpful soul on this site that would be willing to help me. I wouldn have gained anything if I didnt try, but thanks for the input.

monkeywright
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You'd gain more by reading the book. And what is it, like 200 pages And it's GRIPPING! You could finish it in one night.

.Chuck.
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Ya, I have looked around this site for information and chapter summaries but havent found much that can help me.

nathaniel parker
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how do you not have time to read the book? it's barely 200 pages! Did you just put off reading it and now it's the day before your assignment is due?

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We don't know you so probably no one is going to take to time to help you. I for one, am just spiteful like that.

You should've at least gone to some other threads a few days ago and told us what you had for lunch, or what you were listening to, or made a pointless announcement..... something to weasel your way into our hearts before begging for help, ya know?

JKabol
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A Fight Club speed read takes three hours

 

Say, ten minutes after each chapter to jot down short hand what the chapter was about, then it's onto the next chapter

 

After the final chapter, go to the computer and instead of coming here just write your summaries

 

 

I don’t know you well enough to spend more than an hour of my time helping you out when you clearly wont help yourself out enough to read a barely fifty thousand word story.  Honestly, though, I’m not judging you:  it just seems weird that you would come here asking for others to help you out with chapter summaries for school or whatever.   A lot of us have our own homework to work and we don't know you

 

 

best of luck, though

 

 

 

kabol

 

 

 

 

 

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JKabol
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side note.  okay, i hit formatted and the formatting all fucked up again.  twice because i even deleted a post and started from scratch and it still went all to one para.  im not posting anymore for a few weeks.  see if things get back to normal by then.

bye.

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OSiRiS HaVoK
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Wow you guys are evil just give the kid the chapter summaries lol. i dont see the big deal he's trying to do a project give him a break

Mricpx
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ya come on you gais lol

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haha.  havok, you write his chapter summeries..

 

no one here was trying to inhibit his project.  it's not like we kept anything from the kid outta spite.  you walk up to a total stranger on the street and ask that stranger to write thirty chapter summeries for your class.  can you imagine the look that stranger would more than likely offer in response ? 

 

well, that's the look i had on my face when i first read the posted thread.  i wish the kid luck and dont wanna disappoint him, coming to the cult for answers relating to chuck's work and all, but i'm not working for three hours for the kid when he can do the work.  that's not being evil.

 

-kabol

 

 

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