An update to the fight club list of things you are not.

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Sun, 12/26/2004 - 14:40

Travis Bickle

From: UK

Joined: 01/02/2003

An update to the fight club list of things you are not;

You are not your DVD collection
You are not your video mobile
You are not your ipod
You are not your fucking ringtone

Anyone got anything else from the last five years to add?

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Sun, 12/26/2004 - 14:48

Lazlosdead

This is Uncalled For.

From: Charlie's Angry Room

Joined: 04/28/2003

Your life is not the little things that make you happy.

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Sun, 12/26/2004 - 22:15

Fake Plstic Trees

Joined: 11/16/2003

[QUOTE=Lazlosdead]Your life is not the little things that make you happy.[/QUOTE]
Then what the fuck is it?

Sun, 12/26/2004 - 23:27

Parkaboy

Fortean Mime.

From: Behind you.

Joined: 03/31/2003

[QUOTE=Fake Plstic Trees]Then what the fuck is it?[/QUOTE]
The big things that make you [I]unhappy[/I].

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Sun, 12/26/2004 - 23:28

Parkaboy

Fortean Mime.

From: Behind you.

Joined: 03/31/2003

You are not your herd-mentality rejection of commercialism.

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Sun, 12/26/2004 - 23:46

Spike

Grumplicious

From: Beyond

Joined: 01/27/2003

You are not required to adopt the philosophy of the last thing you read.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pick up eggs, ham, green food coloring and a box of bullets.

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FUCK YEAH BABY ANIMALS

Mon, 12/27/2004 - 14:05

Lazlosdead

This is Uncalled For.

From: Charlie's Angry Room

Joined: 04/28/2003

[QUOTE=Spike]You are not required to adopt the philosophy of the last thing you read.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pick up eggs, ham, green food coloring and a box of bullets.[/QUOTE]

Illuminati!

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Mon, 12/27/2004 - 16:45

jase

worker bee

From: the wet spot

Joined: 09/27/2004

Let's write a song out of this:

You are not the sports you watch.
You are not the cards you're dealt.
You are not your choice of beer.
You are not your quest for heath.

You are not your favorite song.
You are not your lava light.
You are not your value meals.
You are not the poems you write.

Keep it going!

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Mon, 12/27/2004 - 19:17

stoyan

Joined: 08/24/2003

I think all that is bullshit. I mean, of course you are your ipod and your dvd collection and all that cause you know, it's you that chose all those dvds and that liked those movies enough to spend money on them and all. And it's you that chose your fucking rigtone. And even if you didn't change it, you did make a choice not to change it. You made the conscious choice that your ringtone is not important to you so you won't make the effor to change it. I mean you are defined by all those little annoying things that you would so much like to be separated from. Yes you are your favorite song, yes you are your poetry. Just like everything is a diary of you, you are the author of everything. You are defined, not entirely, but significantly, by all that crappy stuff like your jeans or your choice of beer. The problem is, as much as you'd like to, you can't escape from yourself, from being yourself, from making the choices you make. You cannot not choose. You are your fucking khakis, cause you fucking chose to buy and wear those khakis, so that's you.

Mon, 12/27/2004 - 19:24

Spike

Grumplicious

From: Beyond

Joined: 01/27/2003

You are not your eggs and ham,
You are not like them, Sam I am.

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FUCK YEAH BABY ANIMALS

Mon, 12/27/2004 - 21:36

#10

jase

worker bee

From: the wet spot

Joined: 09/27/2004

Don't poke the delusional bear, stoyan!

*sticks out tongue*

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Mon, 12/27/2004 - 21:40

#11

ireLocus

AKA ADJ

Joined: 09/23/2004

Fuck... I knew I shoulda gone for the jeans over the kakhis. Damn business casual dress code! I'm not my kakhis, I'm really my jeans or my leathers... not my kakhis, not my khakis.... not my... kakhis... * suddenly awkens * Oh, it was all jst a bad dream. Phew!

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Mon, 12/27/2004 - 22:15

#12

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

Has anyone seen my book on existentialism? I lost it.

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Mon, 12/27/2004 - 22:41

#13

ireLocus

AKA ADJ

Joined: 09/23/2004

[QUOTE=jane s.]Has anyone seen my book on existentialism? I lost it.[/QUOTE]

I got it, right here in the back pocket of my... kakhis. Kakhis?!?! NOOOOOOOOO! It's all true!

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Tue, 12/28/2004 - 02:56

#14

MockyMockins

From: Canada

Joined: 09/05/2004

[QUOTE=stoyan]I think all that is bullshit. I mean, of course you are your ipod and your dvd collection and all that cause you know, it's you that chose all those dvds and that liked those movies enough to spend money on them and all. And it's you that chose your fucking rigtone. And even if you didn't change it, you did make a choice not to change it. You made the conscious choice that your ringtone is not important to you so you won't make the effor to change it. I mean you are defined by all those little annoying things that you would so much like to be separated from. Yes you are your favorite song, yes you are your poetry. Just like everything is a diary of you, you are the author of everything. You are defined, not entirely, but significantly, by all that crappy stuff like your jeans or your choice of beer. The problem is, as much as you'd like to, you can't escape from yourself, from being yourself, from making the choices you make. You cannot not choose. You are your fucking khakis, cause you fucking chose to buy and wear those khakis, so that's you.[/QUOTE]

Somebody needs a hug.

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Tue, 12/28/2004 - 03:00

#15

walkingcontradiction

From: central arizona.

Joined: 09/05/2004

[QUOTE=MockyMockins]Somebody needs a hug.[/QUOTE]
he would know.

PS: he gives good canadian hugs

Tue, 12/28/2004 - 06:14

#16

stoyan

Joined: 08/24/2003

[QUOTE=MockyMockins]Somebody needs a hug.[/QUOTE]
Alright, sorry for the thought.

You are not your cd player.
You are not your philosophy.
You are not your style.
You are not the magazines your read.

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 21:56

#17

fookinleprechaun

From: Fort Worth, TX

Joined: 03/19/2004

This does bring up...a Fight Club ringtone would totally be the shit. I can't remember the name of the Dust Bros mix with Tyler's vocals.
You're at the grocery store....."Your life is ending one minute at a time."

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 22:06

#18

ireLocus

AKA ADJ

Joined: 09/23/2004

[QUOTE=fookinleprechaun]This does bring up...a Fight Club ringtone would totally be the shit. I can't remember the name of the Dust Bros mix with Tyler's vocals.
You're at the grocery store....."Your life is ending one minute at a time."[/QUOTE]

The song is called "This is your life featuring Tyler Durden." I've been listening to the Fight Club score all afternoon. I just ordered it off of amazon... it's pretty sweet.

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Fri, 01/14/2005 - 00:18

#19

fookinleprechaun

From: Fort Worth, TX

Joined: 03/19/2004

It's totally bad ass. I love Homework Assignment. I could chill to that on pills all afternoon. I really think the ringtone idea is cool cool cool. I've also been wondering about a Dueling Banjos ringtone. Since I live in Texas and work in a country themed restaraunt, it'd be great to have that as my ringtones for when the hicks from work call. Inbred monsters.

Sat, 01/15/2005 - 13:00

#20

Layp

From: Netherlands

Joined: 01/02/2005

you are not your post count?

Thu, 01/20/2005 - 23:10

#21

sacredchao23

From: bay area

Joined: 01/10/2004

You are not those things. They do not define who you are. Who you are defines your relationship to those things. They are simply things, not parts of a persons self.

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And his hypocrisy
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Who gave him his presidency!
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Thu, 01/20/2005 - 23:11

#22

sacredchao23

From: bay area

Joined: 01/10/2004

You are not your favorite radio station.
You are not your favorite TV news network.

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Fuck Bush!
And his hypocrisy
And all the drones
Who gave him his presidency!
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Tue, 07/31/2007 - 01:45

#23

StandardHeretic

Joined: 07/30/2007

You're not your morning routine
You're not your bar of soap
You're not your hairstyle
You're not your fucking copy of Fight Club

Tue, 07/31/2007 - 03:42

#24

corellion

Joined: 05/25/2006

I am Spartacus!

Tue, 07/31/2007 - 09:55

#25

bigshrimpn

From: At my place

Joined: 05/28/2007

[QUOTE=Spike;549315]You are not your eggs and ham,
You are not like them, Sam I am.[/QUOTE]Holy shit. ROFL

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Tue, 07/31/2007 - 10:35

#26

xec8

Godder than God

From: The Pearly Gates

Joined: 04/26/2005

You are not me so you'll never understand my pain.

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Tue, 07/31/2007 - 15:09

#27

meditate

Joined: 07/02/2007

You're not Fight Club.
You're not a space monkey.
You're not your new-found ideal of anti-consumerism/anti-materialism/anti-possessions.
You're not your herd behavior.
You're not you.

Tue, 07/31/2007 - 15:15

#28

Nightrious

Joined: 11/10/2003

[QUOTE=meditate;1010584]
You're not you.[/QUOTE]

Whoa!

Tue, 07/31/2007 - 15:15

#29

corellion

Joined: 05/25/2006

You people were meant to say, "No! I am Spartacus!"

Tue, 07/31/2007 - 16:14

#30

nathaniel parker

Sprung

From: Outer spiral arm of Milky Way

Joined: 06/24/2005

You are not my cock!

Tue, 10/30/2007 - 15:15

#31

Albannaich

From: Chicago

Joined: 10/24/2007

You are not your Steinbeck inspired concept of manself? Too much? I don't know. I think I overthought this one. Damn.

Tue, 10/30/2007 - 16:07

#32

marsjams13

From: C eh N eh D eh?

Joined: 03/30/2005

You are not your stolen myspace pics.

Tue, 10/30/2007 - 16:58

#33

Albannaich

From: Chicago

Joined: 10/24/2007

you are not your DNA

Tue, 10/30/2007 - 17:00

#34

nathaniel parker

Sprung

From: Outer spiral arm of Milky Way

Joined: 06/24/2005

You are NOT the foriegn ambassador to Luxembourg!

Tue, 10/30/2007 - 17:01

#35

Ironman

Joined: 04/09/2007

You are not the pictures you post in the cult.

Tue, 10/30/2007 - 17:01

#36

Ironman

Joined: 04/09/2007

[QUOTE=marsjams13;1077065]You are not your stolen myspace pics.[/QUOTE]

Fuck! the joke is all ready made. my apology's.

Tue, 10/30/2007 - 22:31

#37

marsjams13

From: C eh N eh D eh?

Joined: 03/30/2005

[QUOTE=Ironman;1077130]Fuck! the joke is all ready made. my apology's.[/QUOTE]
You are not the joke you missed. :cool:

Wed, 10/31/2007 - 00:09

#38

Jill's Tit

From: BK

Joined: 05/05/2005

You are not your internet forum profile, apparently.

Fri, 06/27/2008 - 18:04

#39

dom0134

nacirema

Joined: 06/23/2008

StandardHeretic wrote:

You're not your fucking copy of Fight Club

that kind of makes me sad

Fri, 06/27/2008 - 18:51

#40

nathaniel parker

Sprung

From: Outer spiral arm of Milky Way

Joined: 06/24/2005

You are your fucking copy of Fight Club..............NOT!

Fri, 06/27/2008 - 18:58

#41

damien_mayfair

Dear Leader and Benevolent Light Bringer

Joined: 08/20/2006

nathaniel parker wrote:

You are NOT the foriegn ambassador to Luxembourg!

lol.

Mon, 06/30/2008 - 02:16

#42

tihStaE

Joined: 06/30/2008

You are not your decision to go commando.

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Mon, 06/30/2008 - 05:19

#43

Nightrious

Joined: 11/10/2003

nathaniel parker wrote:

You are your fucking copy of Fight Club..............NOT!

hahah

Mon, 06/30/2008 - 17:17

#44

Ironman

Joined: 04/09/2007

You are not your cult username...

Fucking Ritt.

Fri, 07/04/2008 - 13:58

#45

Beresford

Joined: 06/27/2008

You simply are not that what you want to be or become, even if you do try to constantly buy your own way out to become such a dude. And you so are not that sufocating little professional world of yours that you got in.

The ability to make one see about this proves that it's all true by itself. By the moment that a banker or a manager decides to take off his suit, his shoes and his tie, his financial security of getting insurance money if he ever gets hurt by someone, and his beliefs (pretty much all of them, yes), only to spend some time showing everything and everyone on how they were all wrong about him. THAT is how he is nothing but himself really. THAT is.

And because of this, he is not what he NOW knows that he isn't or anything alike. For this, he is also...not an asshole.

Many thanks to yall

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Wed, 07/09/2008 - 09:19

#46

Tyler Hardon

Joined: 04/17/2008

you are not a human being, there are no human beings.

you are just a collection of random particles. you are a figment of your own imagination.

that sucks, huh? I wish I had some poptarts.

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