Which Character are you? - Character test

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film_freak
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I just took the [URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/test]character test [/URL]and it seems that I'm the narator from Fight Club............yeah that pretty much makes sense. Tongue

Jeanne-Hélène
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I'm supposed to be Tyler Durden...

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kakunn
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Tender Branson here.... Kill yourself

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I got Tender Branson too...I wanted Marla Singer Sad

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Smartazboy
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[QUOTE=188416;966341]I got Tender Branson too...I wanted Marla Singer :([/QUOTE]

I also got Tender. I was sure I was answering as Victor.

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Mr.Shadov
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[QUOTE=Smartazboy;966343]I also got Tender. I was sure I was answering as Victor.[/QUOTE]
Tender, I was sure I was answering as Narrator...

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UbikRex
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I was Victor Mancini

Barca Boy
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Tender Branson for me.

Jeanne-Hélène
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Wow I'm the only Tyler Durden .
I know it will soon change but still..

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jane s.
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I'm pretty sure I posted this quiz about a zillion years ago. I think I was Tender then. I'mma try it again and SEE IF I HAVE CHANGED IN THE LAST THREE YEARS or so.

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jane s.
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Nope, I'm the same.

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Synnove
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Add another Tender Branson to the list.

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Mr.Shadov
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jane! this test sucks we need a new better one!

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[QUOTE=Jeanne-Hélène;966396]Wow I'm the only Tyler Durden .
I know it will soon change but still..[/QUOTE]

yeah youre right i got tyler as well.

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damn man, I am tender too. I have never even read that book.

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i got Tyler Durden too

jane s.
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[QUOTE=Mr.Shadov;966442]jane! this test sucks we need a new better one![/QUOTE]

Hell, if we made up good enough questions, I bet we could sucker Dennis into replacing the old test with the Cult-made one.

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I scored as Tyler Durden. So.. is this online quiz telling me that I don't actually exist?

Jeanne-Hélène
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Great, now let's make a big coallition/mutiny and rule the Cult.
Are you with me Tyler Durdens?

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[QUOTE=Jeanne-Hélène;966483]Great, now let's make a big coallition/mutiny and rule the Cult.
Are you with me Tyler Durdens?[/QUOTE]

yeah!

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I am Tyler Durden. I actually don't mind.

jane s.
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You don't mind being imaginary?

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kakunn
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there are a lot of tenders...we could start a creedish cult!

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I think you all fibbed, anyway I am Brandy Alexander!

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This is a stupid test.
I wanted to be Rant.

[QUOTE][INDENT][INDENT]You are Chuck Palahniuk! The Author of Fight Club, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, and Choke

You are the dark, twisted, and brilliant creator of some of the most socially aware and profound literature EVER!
And it's really fucking funny!

Your private life is shrouded in mystery, and in your free time you wear huge turtlenecks to cover up your freakishly long neck.

Can I birth your children?[/INDENT][/INDENT][/QUOTE]

Vendetta
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Eeeew, Tender Branson. I don't want that.

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they need to update this test.

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kifter
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maybe make some new ones as well? but what would the test be about??

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[QUOTE=jane s.;966594]You don't mind being imaginary?[/QUOTE]

Being imaginary is like being a fantasy. I don't mind being someone's fantasy.

Squeek
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Tender.

Did this test come out before Lullaby, cause I think of myself as a Carl Streator.

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Im Tender too

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"Which Chuck Character are you most like?
Get some help. You are the narrator from Fight Club."

Great.

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Victor Mancini---

That's pretty deep, since I'm the ultimate enabler looking for a way out. Help me, help you, but in the back of my mind I'm really saying I don't give a fuck.

Spike
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Elric VIII, 428th Emperor of Melniboné?

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im tyler durden, which is whot i figured id be :I

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I got Tender Branson... wow...

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I'm the narrator from fight club.
Spose this means im not a sex addict which [I]could[/I] be a good thing......

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I got Tender Branson. But I haven't even read Survivor yet. haha

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Hey, I'm Tyler Durden, too.
I was sure I'd be Marla, unless that wasn't an option.

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Queen Supreme, Brandy Alexander.

Not too big of a surprise. I do love pharmaceuticals.

i am not transgendered or a con (wo)man though.

i have coonsidered the open house medicine cabinet raids though.
sounds fun.

Ritt
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I got Chuck P. himself!

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[QUOTE=Ritt;997320]I got Chuck P. himself![/QUOTE]
Liar.

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PocketFives
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Yeah, I got Chuck P, too. He's not a character, dammit! What a cop-out.

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[QUOTE=PocketFives;997328]Yeah, I got Chuck P, too. He's not a character, dammit! What a cop-out.[/QUOTE]
2 liars!!!!!!! Just remember, if enough people are telling the same lie, it actually becomes the truth.

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[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;997329]2 liars!!!!!!! Just remember, if enough people are telling the same lie, it actually becomes the truth.[/QUOTE]

Corellion said the same thing on the last page.

And this smiley makes me happy.
:crucified

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If you put fried rice on top of a pizza, then eat the whole thing and a liter of coke to yourself, naked, I'm pretty sure that's helly close to liberation.
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Tyler Durden

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[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;997329]2 liars!!!!!!! Just remember, if enough people are telling the same lie, it actually becomes the truth.[/QUOTE]

:liar:

Chucky P. Homie G

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Tsk. I got Tyler. Boooring.

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Victor Mancini! Yeah it makes sence, but survivor was the best book, in my opinion.

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I wanna be Victor.

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[QUOTE=Ironman;997398]Victor Mancini! Yeah it makes sence, but survivor was the best book, in my opinion.[/QUOTE]
This is not an opinion, it is fact and therefore cannot be argued by anyone. Sorry guys.

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