Looking for one of Palahniuk's short stories
It could have possibly just been a simple quote as well. It was about how Palahniuk went to some crappy diner and ordered the chicken, but the food was so bad he couldn't eat it so he asked for his money back. The diner refused his refund so he started throwing chicken around the restaurant while yelling something along the lines of "You can suck this shit out of my ass!" There may have been something about a scuffle with a fry cook, but that part I could just be making up.
I'm almost positive I read this story or quote here on The Cult back in 2000.
If anyone knows what I am talking about and where to read it please let me know, thanks!