cassie's dead long live cassie

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i am so smart everyone should want me to fuck them.  cassie the porn star from SNUFF that porn star, whore mother of whores is the daughter CASSIE,  nightmare box dead girl sleeping pill martyr of mommie, from HAUNTED, daughter of homemade porn hack, fuck hag useless old big titted devil: MRS Clark.  HAUNTED IS NOW THE PREQUILE TO SNUFF ! what does this mean about RANT? and who will be referenced in PYGMIE?  



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thanks for ruining the ending fuckface!

 



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Don't worry about it, read the book.  Although I agree that putting a spoiler in the heading is shitty, there is also the possibility that it isn't a spoiler.

 

Read and find out.

 

Cody



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Im not reading the book now! HE RUINED IT!

*sobs*

DAMN SPAMMERS!



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that is not a spoiler i may be way off, i was just very happy to have had such a perfect epiphany while so crippled drunk, but really it is too much of a coincidence to be a coincidence, not a spoiler, a theory



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that is not a spoiler i may be way off, i was just very happy to have had such a perfect epiphany while so crippled drunk, but really it is too much of a coincidence to be a coincidence, not a spoiler, a theory



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Hey, uh Cassie, Haunted Cassie, was killed by her mother, remember.  She was still young, found dead in the woods, Snuff Cassie is over 40 it doesn't add up, and plus Chuck said he would never continue any of his previous books.

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i have to wonder then why the name cassie, and certain theme i wont mention as they would be spoilers, but think about certain interactions between mrs.clark and her cassie and certain interactions between the characters in snuff, and you will see how the two works relate, maybe only in the way the character in a david lynch work like lost highway relate but when you consider the two side by side it feels like something more than a "chorus", and with all the blue in snuff, why no CORNFLOWER blue? just like talking about his work right or wrong i amso glad someone can write something i even care to analyze and discuss, thanks for responding, and remember that one of the facets of a chuck book has often been his character inability to stay dead.



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someone called me a spammer does spammer have a different meaning when used on this board? i thought spammers were like telemarketers on the internet



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josephxavi wrote:

someone called me a spammer...

we've had experiences with spammers on the site. i find it funny that if you were a spambot or a spammer, you complained when someone called you out.



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He never names the narrator in fight club. Maybe he's been in ALL of chuck's books! dun dun dunnn!



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if you are ignorant enough to think the fight club comment was clever enough to post i will just leave you be and wonder to myselfe how one so ignorant and witless can enjoy the works which are discussed here



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maybe you should go reread that first post you had up there and then compare 'em.



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I remember Cassie being ultra-super enlightened in Haunted. So enlightened she didnt bother with normal, everyday things. To the point where her mom killed her... Case being, Cassie Wright and Cassie Clarke arent the same because of their moral values and ethics.

Yes Cassie Wright was/is some feminist mum who's making a point that women can be studs, but Cassie Clarke didnt bother with human's everyday to have conflicts and drama and yadayadayada... All of those things how we love war and all of this, she had an epiphany and said, "fuck that... im different"

So i dont think there is any connection.

Maybe Chuck just likes the name...?



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thank you chubbz for a well thought out response that holds every bit as much water as my thoughts on the cassie/cassie paradox, i am in a place right now where there is noone to discuss this or any book with and i appreciate your thoughts.  people like you are the reason we tolerate the shit-eating morons we meet online and in person, so many thaughtless cunts owe their sad little lives to the ones who remind us that some people are able to grasp a simple idea like discussion or even debate and can do it with a sense respect and decorum.  thanks.



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EVERYONE SHOULD WANT ME TO FUCK THEM!



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wow you really found a zinger there, negate yourselfe with the token silliness i included in my post to diffuse any asshole who wanted to make my little observation into something to fight about, i really hope your asshole seals itselfe shit so that you can be litterally as full of shit as you are figuratively, and so you never get to have sex again,  really we can just stop now this is so childish and you really are so out of your depth, go drink draino cunt



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This thread gets SpockPorn



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yeah you do seem like a trek-fag, i think you do want me to fuck you, i think thats your big problem with me



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i've finished the book and i dont see how the two could be the same cassie maybe chuck just has somegirl in his real life by that name that he likes or maybe based these girls off of her. just a thought.



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thanks for the thought lady, you are lovely and it is nightime so i am too drunk to say too much more than that, i also have a theory that bigfoot is caine from the old testament amd i bet some ass thinks thats wrong too, but if they said it they way you did about the cassie/cassie paradox, i'd be honored to hear en say it



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thanks for the thought lady, you are lovely and it is nightime so i am too drunk to say too much more than that, i also have a theory that bigfoot is caine from the old testament amd i bet some ass thinks thats wrong too, but if they said it they way you did about the cassie/cassie paradox, i'd be honored to hear en say it



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bearchaser wrote:

Im not reading the book now! HE RUINED IT!

*sobs*

DAMN SPAMMERS!

 

my personal favourite post of this morning.

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josephxavi wrote:

thanks for the thought lady, you are lovely and it is nightime so i am too drunk to say too much more than that, i also have a theory that bigfoot is caine from the old testament amd i bet some ass thinks thats wrong too, but if they said it they way you did about the cassie/cassie paradox, i'd be honored to hear en say it

i've finished the Bible and i dont see how the two could be the same Cain maybe God just has somesasquatch in his real life by that name that he likes or maybe based these creatures off of him. just a thought.



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you know what, this is the first and last time i will ever interact with anyone on any message board ever, what a bounch of useless twats, nothing more intestesting than the cum constelations they gaze at up thier assholes, really though, the spock porn was so telling none of you are any different than trekkies or comic book nerds or star wars geeks or dungeons and dragons fags and i will not bother with any of you, even the ones i tried to be polite to , gofuck your mother,  because she's useless too and you both desrve the AIDS, you all are why i will never be caught dead at a signing, it would have to be akin to attending a sci-fi convention, same bunch of intolerant nododies the only difference is you all idolize someone who offers something with some literary value, but i bet you all line up to lick chewbaca's hole clean at every oppertunity. guess what, no gives a shit on the internet anymore than they did in your school or your home, go count your myspace friend and then stick you head in the oven and see how many show up to pull it out, the are either chickenshits too scared of the world to get out do something worthwhile like you or they are network marketing, chuck's a gem but he's only there to make sure you get the next advert, wake up, noone gives a pigs fuck if you got something to say but cant back it up with anything other than message board shit smear, those of us that were born gorgeous  and intelligent and witty and who don't have to hard sell french fries to make the rent we tire of you people so soon after we meet you under the best of circumstances, but when you think you have pulled together some little clique to dole out some of what you got treated to in highschool, we just stop being kind to you, we just stop letting you anything other than the arrogant disdain you deserve, and god agrees otherwise, why would you look like that? when your little fag club is just a bunch of assholes on the computer that don't even have the nerve to show thier flabby asses to each other let alone to talk thier shit to anyone in the same room, well really reopen the concentration camps because when i rule the world, anyone who ever said something bitchy on the internet but never challenged one thier numerous oppressors in day to day life, those fucks don't get a calm quiet shower, they go straight to the ovens, carping under their breath as ever, even with nothing to lose they are too scarred to risk having to stand for anything even themselves. next time you say something nasty about the bunch of frat boys just because they can't hear you in their much nicer car remember that you wouln't say it if you weren't safety sealed in your 1988 toyota cuntmobile, next time you think some bunch of frat boys or cowboys or jocks or boxers or models deserve your venom go give it to them in person dont think it or say it on a computer or write a queer little poem about it go tell them to thier face in real time in real life and then hope to hell someone on you freinds list comes to take you to a real emergency room, hell maybe chuck himselfe will take time out of his useful existance to make sure the world dosn't loose such a sorry excuse for a waste of teeth and snot and keratine. don't bother replying I will not be back here, i dont have to read this cowardly bullshit to read an authors books



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ok umm well. did anybody eles catch the contradictions in his own little hissy fit? i mean he could have just not read anything anymore and been a bit more mature but i geuss all those "good looks" were going to his brain and couldn't handle the thought process. oh and why would you even mention the camps? dude seriously, i'm not going to even process that any more....



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Another one bites the dust.



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seemed a bit of a homophobe too, huh?



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Chuck likes to recycle names...don't think too much into this

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you know what, this is the first and last time i will ever interact with anyone on any message board ever, what a bounch of useless twats, nothing more intestesting than the cum constelations they gaze at up thier assholes, really though, the spock porn was so telling none of you are any different than trekkies or comic book nerds or star wars geeks or dungeons and dragons fags and i will not bother with any of you, even the ones i tried to be polite to , gofuck your mother,  because she's useless too and you both desrve the AIDS, you all are why i will never be caught dead at a signing, it would have to be akin to attending a sci-fi convention, same bunch of intolerant nododies the only difference is you all idolize someone who offers something with some literary value, but i bet you all line up to lick chewbaca's hole clean at every oppertunity. guess what, no gives a shit on the internet anymore than they did in your school or your home, go count your myspace friend and then stick you head in the oven and see how many show up to pull it out, the are either chickenshits too scared of the world to get out do something worthwhile like you or they are network marketing, chuck's a gem but he's only there to make sure you get the next advert, wake up, noone gives a pigs fuck if you got something to say but cant back it up with anything other than message board shit smear, those of us that were born gorgeous  and intelligent and witty and who don't have to hard sell french fries to make the rent we tire of you people so soon after we meet you under the best of circumstances, but when you think you have pulled together some little clique to dole out some of what you got treated to in highschool, we just stop being kind to you, we just stop letting you anything other than the arrogant disdain you deserve, and god agrees otherwise, why would you look like that? when your little fag club is just a bunch of assholes on the computer that don't even have the nerve to show thier flabby asses to each other let alone to talk thier shit to anyone in the same room, well really reopen the concentration camps because when i rule the world, anyone who ever said something bitchy on the internet but never challenged one thier numerous oppressors in day to day life, those fucks don't get a calm quiet shower, they go straight to the ovens, carping under their breath as ever, even with nothing to lose they are too scarred to risk having to stand for anything even themselves. next time you say something nasty about the bunch of frat boys just because they can't hear you in their much nicer car remember that you wouln't say it if you weren't safety sealed in your 1988 toyota cuntmobile, next time you think some bunch of frat boys or cowboys or jocks or boxers or models deserve your venom go give it to them in person dont think it or say it on a computer or write a queer little poem about it go tell them to thier face in real time in real life and then hope to hell someone on you freinds list comes to take you to a real emergency room, hell maybe chuck himselfe will take time out of his useful existance to make sure the world dosn't loose such a sorry excuse for a waste of teeth and snot and keratine. don't bother replying I will not be back here, i dont have to read this cowardly bullshit to read an authors books

Hey, you sound really dumb, guy. I think you had that big rant as if you're better than everyone and wont post anymore because inside you're really scared that you can't respond to what all the, like, really witty people on ehre who read these books and stuff will come up with! Haha. Owned, dude. Just give up.

EDIT: And so what if I don't have a flash car or have a low paid job and got teased at school. It doesn't say antyhing about the kind of person you are! You are the bad person!!1



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I didn't read this thread because I was afraid it would spoil the book.Now that I've finished the book, I'm disappointed that I didn't read this earlier. I'm also disappointed that I read the book.

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haha! oh man i forgot about this one.