Where I totally FACE Hemingway and his six word short...
Mosquito bites exploding, international chaos.
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST TALE EVER TOLD EVER.
Two blondes walked into a train track. Between the two of them, you'd think they'd--
Which is why I FACED him. Wake up!
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST TALE EVER TOLD EVER.
Two blondes walked into a train track. Between the two of them, you'd think they'd--
Bob Dylan Pwns You!
( Four words! Hells yeah! )
No, that's eight.
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST TALE EVER TOLD EVER.
Two blondes walked into a train track. Between the two of them, you'd think they'd--
It's two stories.
THREE!
Penis.
That's one!
Spartan art is the real made hysterical.
^THREE!
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST TALE EVER TOLD EVER.
Two blondes walked into a train track. Between the two of them, you'd think they'd--
Penis.
That's one!
That story is all glitz and no plot!
here's an old one:
You are the last person on earth. There's a knock at the door.
but that's thirteen words.
obviously hemingway was a pretty good writer:
For Sale: Baby Shoes, never worn.
i wrote one on my myspace wall a few years ago that was eleven:
I fed the girl and closed the closet one last time.
theyre tough, man. didnt we have a thread doing something like this in haiku form a few years ago?
I'm a real nice guy, loyal to his family and friends, like to help old people and I play well with children, but there is a very dark side to the moon. A predilection for the psychopathic, I have a history of violence I would like to herald always as ancient history. But some guys just wont listen, just wont let go.
He actually faced himself with that one word story, anyway...BOOM!!!!
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST TALE EVER TOLD EVER.
Two blondes walked into a train track. Between the two of them, you'd think they'd--
Got spacesuit? Will travel.
Woke up, she was a guy.
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST TALE EVER TOLD EVER.
Two blondes walked into a train track. Between the two of them, you'd think they'd--
He realised, a moment too late.
A man walked out of a bar.
The End
I bumped this thread, just because.
Gonna post like this, all threads.
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST TALE EVER TOLD EVER.
Two blondes walked into a train track. Between the two of them, you'd think they'd--
Pen to paper, greatness falls.
or if you're more like me at the moment:
Pen to paper, not a word.
He totally shit a literal brick.
He totally ate literal shit.
He is literally illiterate.
That illiterate guy is literally retarded.
That literate guy is so literal.
I saw her face, and smiled.
her asshole twitched.
So...We are still going to die. Right?
her asshole twitched.
This is my favorite one.
Sustained water damage, 1978.
-Library book
I didn't mean to kill it?
"That's death enough for me, Sir."
We Travel forth, good sir.
She sneezed as I came.
Most people don't wash their hands.
I'll change the world for you.
Flowers bought. Never given.
Sometimes when I'm really stoned, and I close my eyes, I can't honestly say whether or not I'm wearing a hat. - Nightrious
: Stop takin' the bus...start Walken.
And in the end, I'll Stand.
blood flowed from her vagina.
So...We are still going to die. Right?
For you, I fight.
Dropped dead; Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST TALE EVER TOLD EVER.
Two blondes walked into a train track. Between the two of them, you'd think they'd--
Alzheimer's re-named my wife.
Alzheimer's made my wife a stranger.
Why is blood in my wee?
My left side is tingling.
"Matt, you pretty much just SLAMMED your square ass right in this round hole. You've officially fit in." - Six On The Dot
only five words.
