Where I totally FACE Hemingway and his six word short...

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Fri, 08/21/2009 - 14:16

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The rabbit hole

Joined: 07/07/2007

Mosquito bites exploding, international chaos.

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Craig Robinson wrote:

You used ta not give A FUCK about discretion! I seent you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seent it!

Fri, 08/21/2009 - 14:18

nathaniel parker

Every mile is two in winter.

From: East North Pole

Joined: 06/23/2005

only five words.

Fri, 08/21/2009 - 14:19

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The rabbit hole

Joined: 07/07/2007

Which is why I FACED him. Wake up!

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Craig Robinson wrote:

You used ta not give A FUCK about discretion! I seent you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seent it!

Fri, 08/21/2009 - 14:22

nathaniel parker

Every mile is two in winter.

From: East North Pole

Joined: 06/23/2005

Bob Dylan Pwns You!

( Four words! Hells yeah! )

Fri, 08/21/2009 - 14:28

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The rabbit hole

Joined: 07/07/2007

No, that's eight.

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Craig Robinson wrote:

You used ta not give A FUCK about discretion! I seent you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seent it!

Fri, 08/21/2009 - 14:28

nathaniel parker

Every mile is two in winter.

From: East North Pole

Joined: 06/23/2005

It's two stories.

THREE!

Fri, 08/21/2009 - 14:31

xec8

Godder than God

From: The Pearly Gates

Joined: 04/26/2005

Penis.

That's one!

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Fri, 08/21/2009 - 14:34

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The rabbit hole

Joined: 07/07/2007

^THREE!

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Craig Robinson wrote:

You used ta not give A FUCK about discretion! I seent you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seent it!

Fri, 08/21/2009 - 14:43

nathaniel parker

Every mile is two in winter.

From: East North Pole

Joined: 06/23/2005

xec8 wrote:

Penis.

That's one!

That story is all glitz and no plot!

Fri, 08/21/2009 - 14:50

JKabol

yeah, we talked

From: le rock

Joined: 12/03/2003

here's an old one:

You are the last person on earth. There's a knock at the door.

but that's thirteen words.

obviously hemingway was a pretty good writer:

For Sale: Baby Shoes, never worn.

i wrote one on my myspace wall a few years ago that was eleven:

I fed the girl and closed the closet one last time.

theyre tough, man. didnt we have a thread doing something like this in haiku form a few years ago?

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Fri, 08/21/2009 - 15:10

#10

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The rabbit hole

Joined: 07/07/2007

He actually faced himself with that one word story, anyway...BOOM!!!!

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Craig Robinson wrote:

You used ta not give A FUCK about discretion! I seent you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seent it!

Fri, 08/21/2009 - 16:50

#11

Jill's Tit

From: BK

Joined: 05/05/2005

Got spacesuit? Will travel.

Sat, 08/22/2009 - 00:36

#12

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The rabbit hole

Joined: 07/07/2007

Woke up, she was a guy.

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Craig Robinson wrote:

You used ta not give A FUCK about discretion! I seent you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seent it!

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 17:38

#13

Hostetler

Joined: 08/24/2009

He realised, a moment too late.

Sun, 08/30/2009 - 20:11

#14

metzol

From: South Orange, NJ

Joined: 12/27/2007

A man walked out of a bar.
The End

Mon, 08/31/2009 - 07:13

#15

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The rabbit hole

Joined: 07/07/2007

Gonna post like this, all threads.

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Craig Robinson wrote:

You used ta not give A FUCK about discretion! I seent you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seent it!

Mon, 08/31/2009 - 13:22

#16

klausw205

You can disappear here without knowing it

From: The Black Hole of Alabama

Joined: 10/06/2008

Pen to paper, greatness falls.

or if you're more like me at the moment:

Pen to paper, not a word.

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littlemisscrapey wrote:

Or will it all end in a big bankiss orgy?

Mon, 08/31/2009 - 18:38

#17

ejrathke

radical

Joined: 02/08/2008

He totally shit a literal brick.

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my year in words
my year abroad

Mon, 08/31/2009 - 18:38

#18

ejrathke

radical

Joined: 02/08/2008

He totally ate literal shit.

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my year in words
my year abroad

Mon, 08/31/2009 - 18:39

#19

ejrathke

radical

Joined: 02/08/2008

He is literally illiterate.

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my year in words
my year abroad

Mon, 08/31/2009 - 18:41

#20

ejrathke

radical

Joined: 02/08/2008

That illiterate guy is literally retarded.

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my year in words
my year abroad

Mon, 08/31/2009 - 18:40

#21

ejrathke

radical

Joined: 02/08/2008

That literate guy is so literal.

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my year in words
my year abroad

Mon, 08/31/2009 - 18:47

#22

Fano

Joined: 07/14/2009

I saw her face, and smiled.

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big S wrote:

Bitch, craft my nuts on your chin, i'm the craftiest craftsman who ever crafted a craft.

Mon, 08/31/2009 - 18:50

#23

Xk3zofrenik

Former Enthusiast

From: Pupu, Caca

Joined: 12/06/2003

her asshole twitched.

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So...We are still going to die. Right?

Mon, 08/31/2009 - 19:18

#24

ejrathke

radical

Joined: 02/08/2008

Xk3zofrenik wrote:

her asshole twitched.

This is my favorite one.

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my year in words
my year abroad

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 03:49

#25

Nightrious

Joined: 11/10/2003

Sustained water damage, 1978.

-Library book

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 04:32

#26

Nightrious

Joined: 11/10/2003

"That's death enough for me, Sir."

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 08:56

#27

Fano

Joined: 07/14/2009

We Travel forth, good sir.

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big S wrote:

Bitch, craft my nuts on your chin, i'm the craftiest craftsman who ever crafted a craft.

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:42

#28

klausw205

You can disappear here without knowing it

From: The Black Hole of Alabama

Joined: 10/06/2008

She sneezed as I came.

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littlemisscrapey wrote:

Or will it all end in a big bankiss orgy?

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 15:35

#29

Fano

Joined: 07/14/2009

I'll change the world for you.

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big S wrote:

Bitch, craft my nuts on your chin, i'm the craftiest craftsman who ever crafted a craft.

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 16:04

#30

Smartazboy

Gimme your money, your life, or your bald-headed wife.

Joined: 10/03/2004

Flowers bought. Never given.

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big S wrote:

Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 18:16

#31

nathaniel parker

Every mile is two in winter.

From: East North Pole

Joined: 06/23/2005

And in the end, I'll Stand.

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 18:23

#32

Xk3zofrenik

Former Enthusiast

From: Pupu, Caca

Joined: 12/06/2003

blood flowed from her vagina.

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So...We are still going to die. Right?

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 18:24

#33

Fano

Joined: 07/14/2009

For you, I fight.

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big S wrote:

Bitch, craft my nuts on your chin, i'm the craftiest craftsman who ever crafted a craft.

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 19:57

#34

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The rabbit hole

Joined: 07/07/2007

Dropped dead; Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

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Craig Robinson wrote:

You used ta not give A FUCK about discretion! I seent you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seent it!

Mon, 09/07/2009 - 09:16

#35

matthew.odonnell

The Fist Typist

From: Down Undaaaaaah!

Joined: 07/07/2009

Alzheimer's re-named my wife.

Alzheimer's made my wife a stranger.

Why is blood in my wee?

My left side is tingling.

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