the wizard of oz. say no more!
Tue, 04/14/2009 - 12:03
hey. thought it would be a good idea for us to bring the classic wizard of oz up to date.
"dorothy ran with haste from the strange little munchkins who seemed to be spreading out in front of her with alarming regularity, weird little beings who's dress sense was like something from a crap 30s musical. the yellow brick road looked about as appealing as a mentally challenged man armed with a lawn mower. in a state of panic she hoped the opium her mother had forced on her would soon wear off. faithful toto was yapping at her heels, she pictured herself being forced to sing such terrible shit as "over the rainbow"
every year come christmas (thanksgiving for you guys!, or some of you) every fucking turkey, her voice wavers as...somewhere....over the rainbow...i mean what the fuck is that all about, over a nonexistant thing, i have enough trouble getting my leg over, let alone over bizzare light patterns.
hey lets carry it on...you submit.