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Tuffy
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Yeah, if I wanted to expend the effort... I was gonna hunt up your dirty pic from DD - that's probably twenty, thirty minutes out of my life right there - and layer the dog between panty and cheek, then airbrush it until the pixels blended seamlessly, but I got tired just considering the time and effort involved.

Just posting this much, I need a nap. This is why I err toward succinctness.

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succinctness is far too long a word considering its meaning.

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Tuffy
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Ironic, innit?

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I see what you did there. Bueno.

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oncewevelosteverything wrote:
Kerplunk wrote:
oncewevelosteverything wrote:
Perhaps i quoted the most cliched book, but as far as the Fight Club quotes I generally see tattooed on people go, I'm still contented by my choice and feel it boats originality. Certainly better than "you are not your job, you are not your blah blah blah" or "you are not a beautiful or unique snowflake" am I right?
I also think part of putting your tatts on her is for healthy criticism and debate, otherwise why post it in a forum?
Lastly, are they handing out awards for fucking spell check on here? Per say. per se...it's not a bloody newspaper Kerplunk get bent dude

I had a whole spiel typed out about what an irritating twat you are, but what's the point in arguing with someone who has the mental capacity of a small child?

Yeah you sure got me pegged buddy. I just like to look at the pictures in Chuck's books and pretend I know how to read. Please don't judge me.

There's pictures in Chuck's books?

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I have a tattoo; it happens to be one of the most widely gotten tattoos around the world. Most stupid, idiotic women get it because it's cute and it makes them look carefree, I got it because it means something to me, on a far deeper level, it's something I believe in.
I pierced my own ears, and gauged them with a mechanical pencil. I also pierced one of my nipples myself a few years ago. It's not your body man, so why give two shits what someone else does to theirs? It's a waste of time and energy to criticize someone on what they do to themselves, much like how it's a waste of time to measure dicks over the internet.
so stfu and enjoy your common tattoo, Oncewevelostwhatever(more like once we've lost our sense of style, BAM).

The Gooch
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kyleighd wrote:

I love explaining it to people who haven't read the book.

After I got it, I realized that a hair dresser at the salon that I go to has it in the same spot. It's the coolest thing, being able to quickly identify other Chuck fans and connect with them. I've never been to one of his book tours, but I just bought my ticket to the New York event for Tell-All and I can't wait to meet more people with Chuck-inspired ink.

You should have Chuck sign it at the event, then go find a tattoo shop and have it inked in!

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