Safe (for the fans of "The Nightmare Box")
a huge room filled by cash, gold and luxury objects( like fine art on the walls, antique furniture and dog near fireplace ...), almost like treasure cave from Arabian nights... And there is a safe surrounded by all of those objects... What's inside of it if not money, gold or diamonds rings
which you can see on a room host? What is it if not cash which is sometimes laying on floor,
while safe is stand on table? What can be more valuable than all of content in this place or whole world ?
What is inside the safe?
you can watch his visuaization for better understanding
or what you would put in there?
it is your problem;)
there is plenty to keep locked up in this world that has no monetary value
Like what? I mean can you refer to something that not questionably has no monetary value?!


UNTIL YOU OPENS TEH SAFE I IZ BOFE DEADZ ANT ALIFES.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Yes. And....



Thank you for answering this one guys. My head was going to explode if I had to.
Well, that was uncalled for.
What a maroon. The fuck language is native to this Zatoichi? Doesn't he know that we only accept white Christian Americans here?
You are stupid you Indo Mukluk! Go to Palahniuk's non-American site.
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That was amusing.
SIKU!!!

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I don't get it.
In all seriousness, if you hid them well enough, the ransom you could get for those two would be astronomical. Well... they might be more valuable separate. After all, then the other one could pay.
Who cares if it's valuable to someone else? My older sister once made me wash her car (which amounted to $2 worth in quarters and far more in labor and humiliation) in order to keep her from telling our parents about something that I'm certainly not going to tell you about.
Hypothetical open-ended question with no wrong answer + Jaggoff = "NO YOUR WRONG!"
Tee Hee!
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No, really, quite le manouvre douche.
Good show.
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You are stupid you Indo Mukluk! Go to Palahniuk's non-American site.
if you talking to oneself - i guess you are right - you are moron( even with out second O:)), but Palahniuk is from Poland so he is more close to me than to you... So i don't think that he care about white trash;) And to be perfectly honest - still do not understand why such rebelling and sometimes even deep writer has so stupid fans as you guys - you probably like his books cover, right?!
Do not answer - i know it is... i'm out of here anyhow;))... but you stay - as i see all three members of this site have something to talk about or i should rather say show some pets to each other...Cha cha
Dude, Chuck really isn't that deep.
He also isn't from Poland.
Cha cha, Zatoichi. I've not met anyone in a long time that made as little sense as you. I'll miss you every day.
UNTIL YOU OPENS TEH SAFE I IZ BOFE DEADZ ANT ALIFES.
Nice. You don't hear physics jokes like that very often.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Your English is atrocious.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
And yet, paradox or no, the joke makes more sense than this topic.
You are stupid you Indo Mukluk! Go to Palahniuk's non-American site.
if you talking to oneself - i guess you are right - you are moron( even with out second O:)), but Palahniuk is from Poland so he is more close to me than to you... So i don't think that he care about white trash;) And to be perfectly honest - still do not understand why such rebelling and sometimes even deep writer has so stupid fans as you guys - you probably like his books cover, right?!
Do not answer - i know it is... i'm out of here anyhow;))... but you stay - as i see all three members of this site have something to talk about or i should rather say show some pets to each other...Cha cha
Why does he have such stupid fans as us?
This is cheaper than a movie and there is free coffee.
(actually, the coffee will cost you)
Some next-level awesome right here.
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Schodenger's cat. Sweet.
I too got the cat joke... Hazah!
Haha! Aren't you full of surprises then. 
The only real life scenerio I can think of that uses Schodenger's cat's paradox is when I have to open a bottle of soda to see if, in fact, the bottle is already opened or not. I just want a drink, I don't want to open an entirely new bottle for this one drink..
Thank you, Steve, Mike, and Rando. I'll be here all week.
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