Safe (for the fans of "The Nightmare Box")

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a huge room filled by cash, gold and luxury objects( like fine art on the walls, antique furniture and dog near fireplace ...), almost like treasure cave from Arabian nights... And there is a safe surrounded by all of those objects... What's inside of it if not money, gold or diamonds rings
which you can see on a room host? What is it if not cash which is sometimes laying on floor,
while safe is stand on table? What can be more valuable than all of content in this place or whole world ?

What is inside the safe?

you can watch his visuaization for better understanding

http://youtu.be/c8eZzQvw3j0

or what you would put in there?

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Not clicking that.

Click here to find out why.

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it is your problem;)

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there is plenty to keep locked up in this world that has no monetary value

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pepper wrote:
there is plenty to keep locked up in this world that has no monetary value

Like what? I mean can you refer to something that not questionably has no monetary value?!
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UNTIL YOU OPENS TEH SAFE I IZ BOFE DEADZ ANT ALIFES.

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Yes. And....

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Thank you for answering this one guys. My head was going to explode if I had to.

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pepper wrote:
Thank you for answering this one guys. My head was going to explode if I had to.
if you call that answers - than you have nothing to worry about - your head will be blowed with the wind;) I mean all thoose pictures are cute and funny, but if you seriously think that it should be hiden in safe surrounded by gold and cash... - you are pitiful and lost... I mean who cares for your diary and love letters or lucky sucks and etc...? Correct anser is: no one!!! Until you say that you care for it... But even if you would say it to the whole world, what makes you think that it'll be so important for everyone or at least someone? Why anyone should even think about to steel it? Or you all here a hiden Angelina Jolie and Brat Pitt?! No one care of your personal stuff as well as about you except you! Accept it!! Or you should not read Palahniuk`s novels;)
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Well, that was uncalled for.

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What a maroon. The fuck language is native to this Zatoichi? Doesn't he know that we only accept white Christian Americans here?

You are stupid you Indo Mukluk! Go to Palahniuk's non-American site.

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That was amusing.

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SIKU!!!

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I don't get it.

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Zatoichi wrote:
Or you all here a hiden Angelina Jolie and Brat Pitt?!

In all seriousness, if you hid them well enough, the ransom you could get for those two would be astronomical. Well... they might be more valuable separate. After all, then the other one could pay.

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No one care of your personal stuff as well as about you except you! Accept it!! Or you should not read Palahniuk`s novels;)

Who cares if it's valuable to someone else? My older sister once made me wash her car (which amounted to $2 worth in quarters and far more in labor and humiliation) in order to keep her from telling our parents about something that I'm certainly not going to tell you about.

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Hypothetical open-ended question with no wrong answer + Jaggoff = "NO YOUR WRONG!"

Tee Hee!

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No, really, quite le manouvre douche.

Good show.

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Tuffy wrote:
What a maroon. The fuck language is native to this Zatoichi? Doesn't he know that we only accept white Christian Americans here?

You are stupid you Indo Mukluk! Go to Palahniuk's non-American site.


if you talking to oneself - i guess you are right - you are moron( even with out second O:)), but Palahniuk is from Poland so he is more close to me than to you... So i don't think that he care about white trash;) And to be perfectly honest - still do not understand why such rebelling and sometimes even deep writer has so stupid fans as you guys - you probably like his books cover, right?!Wink Do not answer - i know it is... i'm out of here anyhow;))... but you stay - as i see all three members of this site have something to talk about or i should rather say show some pets to each other...Cha cha
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Dude, Chuck really isn't that deep.

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He also isn't from Poland.

Cha cha, Zatoichi. I've not met anyone in a long time that made as little sense as you. I'll miss you every day.

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Tuffy wrote:

UNTIL YOU OPENS TEH SAFE I IZ BOFE DEADZ ANT ALIFES.


Nice. You don't hear physics jokes like that very often.
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Your English is atrocious.

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And yet, paradox or no, the joke makes more sense than this topic.

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Zatoichi wrote:
Tuffy wrote:
What a maroon. The fuck language is native to this Zatoichi? Doesn't he know that we only accept white Christian Americans here?

You are stupid you Indo Mukluk! Go to Palahniuk's non-American site.


if you talking to oneself - i guess you are right - you are moron( even with out second O:)), but Palahniuk is from Poland so he is more close to me than to you... So i don't think that he care about white trash;) And to be perfectly honest - still do not understand why such rebelling and sometimes even deep writer has so stupid fans as you guys - you probably like his books cover, right?!Wink Do not answer - i know it is... i'm out of here anyhow;))... but you stay - as i see all three members of this site have something to talk about or i should rather say show some pets to each other...Cha cha

Why does he have such stupid fans as us?

This is cheaper than a movie and there is free coffee.

(actually, the coffee will cost you)

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Some next-level awesome right here.

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Schodenger's cat. Sweet.

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I too got the cat joke... Hazah!

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JuggaloRando wrote:
I too got the cat joke... Hazah!

Haha! Aren't you full of surprises then. Tongue

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The only real life scenerio I can think of that uses Schodenger's cat's paradox is when I have to open a bottle of soda to see if, in fact, the bottle is already opened or not. I just want a drink, I don't want to open an entirely new bottle for this one drink..

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Thank you, Steve, Mike, and Rando. I'll be here all week.

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