Poetry is for pussies!!

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But if I was a nihilist, I'd probably write a poem like this...

[B]No one ever says, “I wanna be a nihilist when I grow up”.[/B]

[I]Is there any real meaning to the thoughts which fill my head?
I’ve lived my life with no concern, will I care when I am dead?
These questions that I ask myself, while hanging from a thread
Are the foundations of the endless void where my soul long ago fled.

Would I have lived a different life, had I never heard the call?
Would I have lived in bliss ignoring the writing on the wall?
In a life with out purpose or truth, with no meaning at all
Is it really worth the effort of getting up after you fall?

I can hope that when it’s over, my thoughts won’t be in vain
But truth has already spoken and hope drives me insane
I’ve given up on everything, relieved the pressure on my brain
I light another cigarette and step into the rain

When the skills we’ve obtained
Are holes we fill in our vein
Tolerance of pills to the brain
Only to kill the mundane
Dying to complain
That we’re trying to explain
That the thoughts we can’t contain
Are the reasons we’re insane
How can anything remain
When you’ve said goodbye to pain?[/I]

And then I would probably yell something totally cliche like "NOTHING HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE". But I'm not into Nihilism. To care is a natural human reaction. Not caring involves way too much effort. I'm too lazy to be a nihilist. Beat that, Lazy Maury Povich kids!!

Why am I standing in the rain?

My cigarette went out.

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First!!!!!

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[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1020917]First!!!!![/QUOTE]Nice.

*high fives*

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*Winks*

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Nobody ever
Seems to remember
Life is a game we play.

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[URL=anus.com]ANUS[/URL]

American. Nihilist. Underground. Society.

My friend stumbled upon this while he was looking for porn.

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[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1020917]First!!!!![/QUOTE]

Stupid!!!!!

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This poem works best if read in the style of Dave Mustaine.

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[QUOTE=Adelheid;1021298]Stupid!!!!![/QUOTE]

You're just jealous 'cause BigShrimpn likes me better!

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''poetry is for ferries'' not pussies.
and if you want to post a poem you wrote, you don't need to make excuses about the shit.

instead of the big build up you could just say ''i wrote a poem''.

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[QUOTE=Grtst_Comn_Fctr;1021423]''poetry is for ferries'' not pussies.
and if you want to post a poem you wrote, you don't need to make excuses about the shit.

instead of the big build up you could just say ''i wrote a poem''.[/QUOTE]
Gee thanks buddy. You've given me the confidence to post a poem I wrote without making excuses as to why I wrote it. You've been so helpful in your short time here at the Cult, bumping parody threads that aren't even 24 hours old and giving pointers to people who are insecure about their work and have to put their poetry ON THE FUCKING INTERNET under false headings because they are so embarrassed by it. Was that really a big build up? Four words? Was it the fact that it was intended for pussied that got you all built up? A thread just for you. As far as poetry being for "ferries", I wouldn't know. They have bridges where I live. I think you may be exposing your true nature of "fucking Idiot" by jumping on here and making assumptions about me after one day of reading a couple posts. You are now the new Cult Fuckboy. Congratulations.

PS - I fucked your sister.:banana:

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Geez. Someone touched a nerve.

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[QUOTE=Caligula7;1021464]Geez. Someone touched a nerve.[/QUOTE]
If you didn't know me better, you would think.
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first of all "poerty is for ferries" is the name of an album, BY POETS
and you act is if the time i have been a member of this site has anything to do with why what i said made you vagina hurt so bad.
making assumptions, sorry next time i will look you up and carefully read all your posts before i post a reply.....fuck off...you wrote it , and i said what i said. sorry if you are not used to getting challanged because you are some fucking cult elder.
fuck you and what ever rules you think i am supposed to follow about being a member of this site.
much love.
-g

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[QUOTE=Grtst_Comn_Fctr;1021474]
sorry if you are not used to getting challanged because you are some fucking cult elder.[/QUOTE]I've been here for a little more than two months. I'm hardly a Cult elder, whatever the fuck that is. You challenged me and I responded. Sorry, but you were wrong. The title of my thread had nothing to do with "making excuses" for posting a poem. I don't even see how that is plausible. I don't see how my title could give the impression of a "big build up". And I wasn't offering any rules to follow. I think you advising me on how to title my thread was being more instructive than I was. Now go brush your teeth. Your breath smells like weiner.[QUOTE]much love.
-g[/QUOTE]
Okay homie-g funk-money-homeslice-dog. Much love to you as well and while we're at it, peace out and word up and all that other urban slang that let me know right off the bat how cool you were. Westsiiide!!!

You're way out of your league here, dude. I don't argue with fucking idiots because from a distance people can't tell who the idiot is. So how bout this; you were right, I'm shy about my work, I feel I need to trick people into reading it. Thanks for the encouragement about being up front with poetry. I'll be sure to take your highly valued advice next time I start a thread. Oh, and I really didn't fuck your sister, though I could have.

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[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;1021596]I've been here for a little more than two months. I'm hardly a Cult elder, whatever the fuck that is. You challenged me and I responded. Sorry, but you were wrong. The title of my thread had nothing to do with "making excuses" for posting a poem. I don't even see how that is plausible. I don't see how my title could give the impression of a "big build up". And I wasn't offering any rules to follow. I think you advising me on how to title my thread was being more instructive than I was. Now go brush your teeth. Your breath smells like weiner.
Okay homie-g funk-money-homeslice-dog. Much love to you as well and while we're at it, peace out and word up and all that other urban slang that let me know right off the bat how cool you were. Westsiiide!!!

You're way out of your league here, dude. I don't argue with fucking idiots because from a distance people can't tell who the idiot is. So how bout this; you were right, I'm shy about my work, I feel I need to trick people into reading it. Thanks for the encouragement about being up front with poetry. I'll be sure to take your highly valued advice next time I start a thread. Oh, and I really didn't fuck your sister, though I could have.

:flowers1:[/QUOTE]

Aww, you just need to FAAAAALLLL IIIIIN LOOOOOOVE ...

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[QUOTE=Adelheid;1021615]Aww, you just need to FAAAAALLLL IIIIIN LOOOOOOVE ...[/QUOTE]
I really missed you.

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YO, I got yo back, Big S, I GOT YO BACK.

Who wants a shankin', HUH?! I STAB A FOO!!!

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[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1021620]YO, I got yo back, Big S, I GOT YO BACK.

Who wants a shankin', HUH?! I STAB A FOO!!![/QUOTE]
Careful dude. The new guy is gangsta.

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OH NOES.

So mockery won't work then?

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[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1021633]OH NOES.

So mockery won't work then?[/QUOTE]I tried being reasonable but I'm pretty sure he doesn't have the capacity to wrap his mind around anything civilized. So we are left with shit-talking. Which I happen to be pretty good at.

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Touche, good sir. Let the shit-talking begin.

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In other news: touche looks it should be pronounced "touch-ey"

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[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;1021690]I tried being reasonable but I'm pretty sure he doesn't have the capacity to wrap his mind around anything civilized. So we are left with shit-talking. Which I happen to be pretty good at.[/QUOTE]

you said ''ps, i fucked your sister'' that was reasonable, and i'm gangsta because i signed my post with ''-g'' with the first letter of my name?
big shrimpin didn't come from big pimpin i guess.
if i was wrong about my observation, ok i can deal with that, but half the reason you got pissed was because you didn't understand a reference, thats not my fault.
and you are the one who mentioned how long i had been on this site comparied to what i was saying, i could only assume (i know) that i wasent meeting some standard you had aquired during your time here.
either way get over it. i'ts ok, my observation could have been wrong, you could have explained somthing to me intead of getting all pissed and saying you fucked my sister, then we could have been having a real conversation.

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Oh, this is rich... I knew there was a reason I stayed up late.

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[QUOTE=Grtst_Comn_Fctr;1022000]you said ''ps, i fucked your sister'' that was reasonable, and i'm gangsta because i signed my post with ''-g'' with the first letter of my name?
big shrimpin didn't come from big pimpin i guess.
if i was wrong about my observation, ok i can deal with that, but half the reason you got pissed was because you didn't understand a reference, thats not my fault.
and you are the one who mentioned how long i had been on this site comparied to what i was saying, i could only assume (i know) that i wasent meeting some standard you had aquired during your time here.
either way get over it. i'ts ok, my observation could have been wrong, you could have explained somthing to me intead of getting all pissed and saying you fucked my sister, then we could have been having a real conversation.[/QUOTE]
No, you're gangsta because you ended your post with "much love". You knew that. Didn't you? Are you playing dumb? It's okay. Yes, you were wrong in your observation. Make some research. And I didn't know you had a sister but now that I do...

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"G", this ain't my argument, but you're fucking wrong. Plain and simple. Half of your post may have been a "reference," but the other half was an attack. So shut up and play nice.

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i think you have your stereotypes mixed up, what does ''much love'' have to do with anything? your grasping at staws here.
ok i was wrong, but i still think this could have turned into a better conversation than argument.
and you can say whatever you would like about my sister, but what you did say i a good example of just how level-headed you have been through out this bullshit back-and-forth.
and i meant much love, still do.

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[QUOTE=Grtst_Comn_Fctr;1022011]i think you have your stereotypes mixed up, what does ''much love'' have to do with anything? your grasping at staws here.
ok i was wrong, but i still think this could have turned into a better conversation than argument.
and you can say whatever you would like about my sister, but what you did say i a good example of just how level-headed you have been through out this bullshit back-and-forth.
and i meant much love, still do.[/QUOTE]I'm bored with this. Go away.

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Ok