My theory about Chuck's books.
First off I want to tell you that I have read four of Chuck's books: Haunted, Choke, Rant and Survivor. I thought they were all awesome and I have a theory about them. First, after I read Haunted, I started to be immune to any sort of nasty shit. I watched things like a guy sticking a horse dildo up his ass. (It was huge!) I saw the the two girls one cup video. ([url]www.2girls1cup.com[/url]) I saw a lot of nasty shit and I didn't seem grossed out about it as much as before. I thought it was weird but never really stopped to think about it too much. Then I read Choke. That was when I started to masturbate every single day instead of the usual 3 times a week. I didn't think about it too much either. But after reading Rant, I started to drive like a maniac and shout at people and everything. One time I almost ran over some guy and shouted: "You asshole! I almost ran over you! Think about it you could have died dumbass!" That's when I started to notice the pattern. I just finished reading Survivor so I don't know about any effects yet. Now, as you guys know, Haunted is all about nasty-ass stories, Choke is about a sex addict and Rant includes a game called Party Crashing were you crash other drivers on purpose. They all seem to relate to my little problems. At first I thought it all had to do with psychology and all that crap but then I watched Fight Club one more time. I saw how Tyler wanted to take over the world. He wanted to change people and how they acted. That was when I thought of my little theory. I mean, Chuck is a smart guy. He knows how to handle people's minds. I think that all his books have a reason. They were all written so that when someone reads it, it actually changes their life in a way. Mostly in a bad way. Chuck wants to change the world with his books. Look at what he did with Guts, the short story from Haunted. more than 60 people have fainted while listening to it. I mean think about it. It's not a bad idea. It would be a very clever plan and something Chuck would totally do. So that's basically my theory. I don't know what you guys think about it so I'd like some feedback. Thanks.
After I read Fight Club, I started punching myself in the face.
Not really, but I wanted to fit in.
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I think you're just easily manipulated.
also, something no one ever brings up is, yeah, 60+ people have fainted during Guts but how many thousands have been fine while listening to it? A lot of thousands, that's how many!
also also, why did you got to the trouble to post the 2 girls link but [i]not[/i] the horse cock dildo guy?
the horse cock dildo guy was not on the internet, he was in his livingroom!
You should read Lullaby, guy. There's some stuff he says about words having the power to turn you on or scare you, and how sentences can, in a psychological way, be as powerful as spells.
Also, read Invisible Monsters. Be sure to take a lot of before and after pictures.
[QUOTE=Iccarus;1093078]I just finished reading Survivor so I don't know about any effects yet..[/QUOTE]
stay away from airports please.
(oh..and welcome, [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdCfcjmxouo]you will be ok as long as you just...[/URL])
Okay. That was sick. So you did you notice that instead of the usual 3 times a week you shit in a cup, you are now shitting in a cup every day?
Oh man. You've just put me off the internet. for a long time. starting now.
now.
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Also, read Invisible Monsters. Be sure to take a lot of before and after pictures.[/QUOTE]
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Is that enough? Okay....
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Iccarus, go and play in the traffic or something.
See, now I sort of feel like Jack, right after Tyler kicks Bob off the front porch...
Jack tells Bob to stay, he encourages him to try and be a part of Project Mayhem anyway. I feel like I should extend some sort of, 'Give it another shot' sort of thing mixed in with a little bit of 'Don't be such an impressionable cunt-scab.'
But we all know what happens to Bob.
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I had a dream about Fight Club last night. There was a sequel, filmed in black and white.
Tyler Durden rode around in a buggy, like this:
[IMG]http://www.4cls.org/webpages/members/endicott/buggy.jpg[/IMG]
And wore goggles.
My theory about Chuck's books is that they suck, and you suck too.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
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[QUOTE=xec8;1093563]My theory about Chuck's books is that they suck, and you suck too.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;1093218]also also, why did you got to the trouble to post the 2 girls link but [i]not[/i] the horse cock dildo guy?[/QUOTE]
Because the 2 girls and 1 cup video is really famous and I thought most people would know about it, but here is the horse dildo video if you're so desperate:
[url]http://www.youporn.com/watch/27433[/url]
[QUOTE=Iccarus;1093684]Because the 2 girls and 1 cup video is really famous and I thought most people would know about it, but here is the horse dildo video if you're so desperate:
[url]http://www.youporn.com/watch/27433[/url][/QUOTE]That's a great porn site dude.
Thanks!!!
"I pretty much just write good old fashioned love stories."
- Chuck Palahniuk Miami, Fl during Haunted reading Q & A 2005
His books are about letting go of fearing change.
Characters fearing. Losing. Learning. Loving. Overcoming.
*[I]resist temptation to make parody thread[/I] My theory about Chuck's boobs.*
Haha, I had such a laugh!
And suddenly I reallize that my whole life was just a dream...
And suddenly I reallize that a dream was just my whole life...
[QUOTE=seymour;1100517]*[I]resist temptation to make parody thread[/I] My theory about Chuck's boobs.*[/QUOTE][URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=31967]Some of us just don't have your willpower.[/URL]

Idea seems interesting but I dont think Chuck wants to rule the world, there are so many other better thing to do. But I believe that a good book or a movie can change how we see the world and maybe even act (these things have happened before and will happen in future or atleast in near-future if there are books like we know them). There was a thread earlier about how "Fight Club" has influenced our life. And your mastrubation habits change - people sometimes do things that they normally wouldnt when they find out that everybody do it or when it's turned into part of popular culture.
The comment about people fainting at chuck's readings of Guts, it makes me wonder.
If someone faints at a story that's being read to them, they must be particularly emotionally sensative. I mean do these people go to movies? Pay their 12 bucks or whatever and then faint at the scary or gross parts? Somehow I doubt it. It makes me wonder what these people were doing at a Chuck Palahniuk reading in the first place, what their age range was and if they even had a clue who he is and what he writes.
It's not that I doubt that it happened, I just think the whole situation has been grossly misrepresented.
people fainting at a book reading isn't very uncommon. it's been happening since the time of dickens and whoall. it's just with chuck and guts that [i]so many[/i] have been fainting.
so what is your " theory " that chucks book have meaning?
Or that chuck want to change the world?
About masterbating everyday-- try reading "tropic of capricorn" by henry miller.
I have not yet read Haunted so I don't know the story you speak of that has made people faint. I am sure that lots of people that read Chuck are also drug addicts and drunks. Drug addicts and drunks faint alot. esspaecially when at long book readings and can't drink for an hour or so.
Really did you really think that was anything resmebling a theory most book "mean " something. there is a movement going on in litrature though and Palahnuik is a big part of it. bret easton elis though did 20 years ago.
I read a review of lunar park and the guy said "obviuslyt bret has been reading palahnuik." but that is untrue. read less than zero and those statements that reacour throught Chuck's writing in less than zero the do too. I am not sure what those are called.
your theory that chucks book mean somthing? yeah I agree. good theory.
I just want to let everyone know that the character in Fight Club his name IS NOT Jack!
It's actually more reasonable to say that his name is Tyler Durden.
He uses Joe in the book.
Most people use Jack/Joe to differentiate between the two characters though.
If your so impressionable that you cannot read a book without changing your personality you should just stay locked in your room.
Yeah I know, it's just weird that he never said his actual name, because if I'm right he does say that Tyler Durden isn't his name. Eh' but who knows...
Actually, I asked him about that at a reading and he said that only like..12 people REALLY fainted and a lot more pretended to faint to make it more interesting. He said," Guts isn't even the worst one in my opinion, It's just the most socially unacceptable."
haha...
Or just The Narrator...
Tyler Durden isn't even accurate.
This guy is a furry. The entire fandom goes back to that Disney Robin Hood movie, where Robin Hood was depicted as a fox and people decided they wanted to fuck it.


NO WAY.
His books have a purpose and aren't just mindless fluff?
I always thought it was pretty obvious that he was trying to take over and destroy the world.