My Fight Club Poem
[U]An Ode To The Burden of Tyler Durden[/U]
My name is Tyler Durden and I bear a burden,
I bear a burden more than any burden man should bear,
A bear man burdened my button by baring a leg of mutton,
So to the bear, I bared my bare behind, and to the bear man said beware,
I am Jack's cracked rib and I do crack a fib, my name is Durden and Durden is the name I bear,
And to be be bared before my barings, or indeed before my bear rings,
To be bared before this comes to pass would not be very fair.
But bees sting and indeed he rings, he rings bearing news so there,
And if baring news the bear rings you use it wisely or despair,
Because to bear the burden of a bear upon your back, to bear a bear on bare flesh is hell because of his bear hair.
We did not mention his poor hygeine, to be so cruel would be quite frightning,
We did not mention his poor hygeine to the bare wee bear,
Instead we brought great treats,and brought him to paper street, where we bare-knuckled boxed and bared the weight and presence of one of our collective favourite authors there, the knight Will Christo Baer.
This sucks.
You suck.
And also your mother.
Fugger.
Motherfugger fig. Do not tell a fib. Dibs on the chips.
Chip in a little, Chip. Chink alert! Chinaman in Chinatown.
Downtown, gimme the lowdown. Run down to the store.
Storing some candy for my kids.
He kids you not! Not for you.
You know me.
YOU DON'T KNOW ME AND UR A BITHC.
Fuck you, Alexander.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
Too many animals.
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I protest not getting a signature by writing this after each post.
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
I still, often, think of this poem.
Boy, Giggan's post sure looks dumb now.
you should more probaply rap.
Alternate last line:
Where Will Baer barely fought the warily thought, of fighting Stephen Colbert!