Franciscos appreciation thread
He's the best mexican around.
Hold it roght their Colombian fantasy!
You dont want to hurt Toms feelings.
Me? Or is there another Tom? I'm not Mexican.
I'd love mexicans if they didn't steal my emotions.
Is it weird that the most prolific member of the New Cult is Ironman?
Cuuuurse yoooou Druuuuupaaaaaaal!
Makes me feel like...
Last Bight I had sex with Maria the dancing Ape.
We all did one time or another.
Last Bight I had sex with Maria the dancing Ape.
We all did one time or another.
There has been a blatant infraction of the rules here.
(and her name was Angelica. She wonders how you've been since you left home to come to the states, and she says your brothers and half-sister/daughter miss you greatly. She's a swell gal, yer mom is...)
Also, why did I type night as if I was pronouncing it with a harelip?
Everybody loves Drank Funk.
Drank Funk got in some funkin trouble.
are you guys trying to set us up?
i hope so.
I was hoping Frank would of had a more succesful thread.
I guess no one is into your mexican Beef anymore, ey Frank?
it's gotta be either a DUI or public urination.
I have yet to get arrested for either one. I'd be really happy if it never happens.
If anything, the closest I've come to getting arrested for is public intoxication and assault.
Who did you assault? Is the case 'pending'? Is it a painful topic? Should I unask the question?
No, there's no case pending. This happened a few years ago after a baseball game. Some kid was being drunk and stupid. He was being a dick to people, an asshole to his sister and at one point popped me in the mouth with an open hand. My patience were finally tried after he punched me from behind so I beat his ass. I broke his nose. The cops showed up and I was initially taken into custody, cuffed and placed in the back of a squad car. They let me go after they heard the story on how the kid started the fight. It also helped I was already working for the police.
I cop almost shoot me once, If I had not taken my hands to the air...
Fucking pigs.
I'm not gonna click that but you should do like Andy Kauffman used to do, when he'd read the great gatsby to an audience and upload a file of you reading Machiavelli's The Prince.
I do play an audio version of The Prince once a month during my sleep
it's a proven fact that people retain more of what they read if they read it aloud.
So, your asking me to read The Prince but your not going to click on my Smartaz appreciation audio?
I am going to Read "one week in the life of Morey Crowfucker" once its done. So stay tune for that.
Gargamel ~~> 
This thread was full of fail.
Yup.
This is why we can't have nice things.
All hail The great She-Male!
So he was a troll then? And not a very good one... I can see why he's gone.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
He were a metatroll.
This is why we can't have nice things.
He was if Norman Mailer and Richard Ramirez had a buttbaby.
That sounds about right.
This is why we can't have nice things.
If that's the case, then I would expect better.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
I cop almost shoot me once, If I had not taken my hands to the air...
Fucking pigs.
Was he a troll, though? Was he?
There is hope, but not for us.
SmartAzFrank is the victim of my next road trip. I plan to nail a chunky chick in his guest room real soon. And to be honest, he's the reason I check back in here. I do love be some Francisco.
"well she's either a cruel horny bitch or she might actually like you." - audreythirteen
He was sincere.
But still a troll.
This is why we can't have nice things.
If I heard this out loud, you definitely would have been the recipient of some winky gun fingers.
There is hope, but not for us.
If I heard this out loud, you definitely would have been the recipient of some winky gun fingers.
hahahaha I hate that I can always picture what Jane says she's doing/would do. Actually I don't hate it it just makes me laugh harder though.
He's the best mexican around.