Yes. Yes. I met Chuck. Who wants to touch me?
Just hours ago, I went to see Chuck's reading of [I]Guts[/I] since he's down here in Vegas. [I]Guts[/I] is very graphic and disgusting and great. It was even greater hearing Chuck read it. He also read a chapter from [I]Fight Club[/I] and a postcard from [I]Fugitives and Refugees[/I].
It was very packed. They played Nine Inch Nails on some speakers. Some poor late saps had to watch Chuck's reading on a monitor in some other room far away. I saw an old couple there. They went for their son who was at work, I overheard them say. I bet their son is an asshole who yells at his sweet old parents. "Fuck you, Dad! Give me money!" There were many teens there, all of them walking advertisements for Hot Topic. Some people brought there kids.
Anyway, after he was done reading it was on to the Q & A. He threw out prop legs to people who asked questions. People asked some really retarded questions. "Did you intend for Marla's name to be an anagram for [I]Alarm[/I]?" Chuck's response:"Wow, you're smarter than me." The guy just wanted a fake leg.
After that, it was on to the signing. 85 minutes(I counted) after he started signing, it was my turn to meet him. I asked him about his visit to our local run down Zoo. He said it was depressing. He signed my copy of [I]Survivor[/I] and brand new copy of [I]Diary[/I]. I shook his hand and took a picture.
So if he ever comes to your town, make sure to go. If you are busy with your job, quit it. Oh yeah, he counted someone tonight as number 40. As in, the number of people who have fainted during his reading of [I]Guts[/I]. I think that person was faking it though. Sorry this isn't in the Chuck forum. I feel more people read the General Discussion forum.
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Let me just unzip my pants and pull myself out . . .
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sure it is a needle, but it moves like a sewing machine!
Thanks a lot.
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Hey man, it is oky if you got a dingy wang. I mean...um...atleast your avatar is cool...right.
My pick-up line:
"Hey baby, I may have a tiny weiner, but the avatar I use on the forums at Chuckpalahniuk.net is kickass."
or
"So, are you into stuff?"
And for the record, I have an average size weiner. . . A "C" grade. Okay, okay. A "C-" grade. But I can totally play you some CDs on the stereo. That's my real talent.
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thats kick-ass. YOu know what is even more kick-ass?
this entire thread is a two man show
it needs a themesong.
it started out real simple, with man named chucky p., he had himself a website, and a forum that talked about cheese(fuck me, it rhymed)
oh, come see the two man show the two man show the two man show.
brother supremo met this chuck, oh my garshness oh what luck. he posted about his happy day, and whipped out his weiner in front of night mon-kay.
oh, come see the two man show the two man show the two man show. oh, come see the two man show the two man show the two man show.
Oh God, it's like reading a transcript of "Whose Line is it anyway?"
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shit. i need sleep or something. I feel dirty...
But I did like the repetition of "the two man show". The strongest part. I can imagine a music video of whoever you are singing it and when it gets to the "two man show" part, lots of zooming in and out.
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The day after I met Chuck I kept telling people that I had met God. Needless to say, people thought that I was insane. I actually called Chuck God when I met him, and I did it again when I sent him a letter. That's why the inscription in my UK copy of Invisible Monsters reads, "Dominique, [i]you[/i] are a she-god." I'm called a she-god on my necklace too. Damn, it feels nice.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Brother Supremo [/i]
[B]Anyway, after he was done reading it was on to the Q & A. He threw out prop legs to people who asked questions. People asked some really retarded questions. "Did you intend for Marla's name to be an anagram for [I]Alarm[/I]?" Chuck's response:"Wow, you're smarter than me." The guy just wanted a fake leg.[/B][/QUOTE]
I got so pissed about that shit too. I had a really good question, but I'm really short and was standing behind some really tall people. Chuck kept handing out tiaras to bald people or people with stupid questions. *pouts* By the time I got to the front he only had one tiara left and I didn't get it. In the letter he wrote me Chuck said that he loved the tiaras and ordered more, but they were all smashed when they arrived. To quote, "Nothing is more sad than a crushed tiara."
Damn. I would've looked so pretty with a tiara.
yeah, I was actually going to ask him a stupid question, I actually wanted a fake leg also. "Uhhh, did you like, like the actors in Fight Club?"
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I wanted the damn tiara, but I also had a good fucking question. Still have it, actually. I asked him in the letter, and he answered, but not really the exact question.
------touches Brother Supremo------
That's awesome.
If he's going to have a reading within three hundred miles of Georgia tell me.... please.....
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I want Chuck to come back to Phoenix. *whines* I don't blame him for not coming, though. I don't want to be here either.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Brother Supremo [/i]
[B]yeah, I was actually going to ask him a stupid question, I actually wanted a fake leg also. "Uhhh, did you like, like the actors in Fight Club?" [/B][/QUOTE] My mistake, someone did ask this question.
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Somebody asked that? If I were Chuck I'd hit them over the head with a freaking leg. Damn. That is [i]lame[/i].
After he said his stories are based on true stories someone asked and I quote, "Are they really based on true stories?" He got a leg. The thing is, Chuck was throwing legs to people before they were asking.
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For sure it is.
Could you list some good questions that were asked? And their answers?
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Oh, I know that he throws before they can ask. Holding whichever item he's using means that you get to ask a question. However, if someone asked a stupid question I'd go beat them with the leg. ^.^ Admit that it'd be fun to do and fun to watch.
Yeah sure if you wanted to be thrown in jail. Who wants that on their police record? "Assault with a not so deadly weapon"
What's this leg look like it? What's it made of? Hard plastic or rubber?
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you know kid
youre just as bad as any random teenybopper retard
probably worse ebcause you think youve reached some state of intelligent thought
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by kl0pper [/i]
[B]you know kid
youre just as bad as any random teenybopper retard
probably worse ebcause you think youve reached some state of intelligent thought [/B][/QUOTE]
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Yeah sure if you wanted to be thrown in jail. Who wants that on their police record? "Assault with a not so deadly weapon"
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Yeah, well I might be random and retarded, but I'm not a teenybopper.
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thats for brother supremo
Oh, well that just proves I'm stupid and retarded...
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by RandomThought [/i]
[B]That's why the inscription in my UK copy of Invisible Monsters reads, "Dominique, [i]you[/i] are a she-god."[/b][/QUOTE]
Ha ha, Chuck plays the "You ah" game too. Sweet.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by kl0pper [/i]
[B]you know kid
youre just as bad as any random teenybopper retard
probably worse ebcause you think youve reached some state of intelligent thought [/B][/QUOTE]
Sounds like some bitch is jealous.
"I'll call you a fucking asshole ebcause you actually think you're smarter than everyone else. You dumb teenage cunt. I'm saying it even though so many people have said it to you before, just ebcause I'm jealous you met Chuck."
But then, I could look like a real asshole if you actually did meet Chuck. So, kl0pper, did you meet Chuck like [I]I[/I] did???
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Stay out of this, Jisx. It's between me, my kl0pper, and our God.
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Disx, that's a really sexy picture. ^.^
I think we're all asshats.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Brother Supremo [/i]
[B]Sounds like some bitch is jealous.
"I'll call you a fucking asshole ebcause you actually think you're smarter than everyone else. You dumb teenage cunt. I'm saying it even though so many people have said it to you before, just ebcause I'm jealous you met Chuck."
But then, I could look like a real asshole if you actually did meet Chuck. So, kl0pper, did you meet Chuck like [I]I[/I] did??? [/B][/QUOTE] im not jealous
i dont give a fuck
im not even a chuck fan
Wow. I'm speechless. Not completely speechless. I'm writing this.
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I never got to meet chuck, I didn't even know he knew Arizona existed. Shit.
[QUOTE=Brother Supremo]Sorry this isn't in the Chuck forum. I feel more people read the General Discussion forum.[/QUOTE]
Nevertheless...
I got to shake the hand of the lead singer of my fav band a few years back. I hope that when (note the wishful thinking) I get to shake Chuck's hand I don't make as big a fool of myself. Hey Bro Sup.......where in Vegas did Chuck do this reading?
me first