What would you do if Chuck killed himself?
First,I would drink hard liquor untill I pass out. Then go free all the male pigeons form the Pet Store(yes there is an actuall pet store called Pet Store here). After the male pigeons have been let loose then comes the pigs.Female pigs,that is. Now some of you may wonder why I would do this...and others may want to join me...but the point is that I would have my own crossbreed of Pig-Pidgeons!
i would kick his ass, stupid bastard not gonna write any more cause of his death. I THINK NOT!
i would read the obit and get on with my life.
Hrm. Why would he? Theoretical question, sure.
Okay, when Bukowski died, I was living in a hotel in Torrance, CA (coincidentally not far from where he was living at the time.) Downstairs was a liquor store. I went down and bought two 40 oz. bottles of Mickey's, returned home and drank them. Went back downstairs and bought another. Repeated this process untill I had drunk five bottles. Two hundred ounces of fine malt liquor... By this time, the store was closed (it was after 3 a.m.. Last thing I remember, I was pounding on the door of my neighbor, demanding that he sell me crack. This made perfect sense to me at the time.
I awoke in the morning, face down on the floor of my "apartment" - which was bad since the whole building was some kind of government experiment grounds for the breeding of robotic super roaches or something.
Oh, yeah, the point of all this. It was only slightly better for me when Burroughs died, as I was living by then in a better place. I'd like to think that I could handle it well, but [i]suicide[/i]? Hank and Bill were old men... I dunno. It wouldn't be good.
*picturing glamhoth standing over chuck's lifeless body, kicking him*
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Tuffy the Dump Truck is sexy.
You got that right.
25 posts in, and you've finally got it figured out.
so, question: what is the point of this thread? has he shown signs of being suicidal?
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B]*picturing glamhoth standing over chuck's lifeless body, kicking him* [/B][/QUOTE]
i think before i die, i want to kick a corpse....that's my new goal in life.
does roadkill count?
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i think that should he die anytime soon, and should we all want to honor him properly, the only way to do such would be for everyone to make a model building, and then smash it with their feet.
it would only be proper.
or steal a plane and crash it into australia.
no roadkill doesnt count, unless it's fresh and not smushed much.
why are we talking about chuck dying? this is creepy as fuck.
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creepy? or slightly arousing? :wink:
morbid is the better word.
i still say arousing is a better word
Oh yes Tuffy. At about my second post I realized you were sexy. But didn't mention anything(shyness maybe? Or your power over men and women?). And yes,arousing is the better word Glamhoth.
if he died I would eat lots and lots of fiber, take a dump, and maybe watch some porno or maybe an old episode of Seinfeild, I dunno-- what's ever on....
"Excuse me sir, Did you wash your hands after you took that big heaping dump. You know that sign, that sign says ALL employees MUST wash their hands after using the restroom, What part of that do you not understand?"- Malcom X
"Would you care to lick my sweaty baulz after they have been dipped in the finest venerial juices and sauteed in my own ass-sweat, madam?"- Winston Churchill
i wouldn't go to work, so i could read every book by him all the way through starting with invisible monsters, and saving survivor for last
then i would be sad because those are all the books he'll ever have written
even though they are great books, its sad because there won't be more books by him 
so here i go...
i'm haLf the way to home...
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ID PURBABLE PSOT 2 TIHS TRHAD!!!!!!@2@@!!@!~~~1~~
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OMG OMG OMG YEA TAT'S AWWSME
I WOULD KILL ALL OF YOU (in a Santa outfit with a turtleneck singing bad rap music)!!! Isn't everyone supposed to die when a cult leader dies?
bite me
If Chuck died, I'd be sad. But a fake sad. Not a sad because I knew the guy personally. But a sad because I knew he wouldn't be able to help me out anymore by writing kick-ass books. I'd be sad because he couldn't service his readers anymore.
And then I'd pick up a Vonnegut book and I'd be alright.
thats awesome
timequake
YEA
so here i go...
i'm haLf the way to home...
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Madeline_Dancer [/i]
[B]...And then I'd pick up a Vonnegut book and I'd be alright. [/B][/QUOTE] Not like KV's clock isn't running out or anything...
very true i heard vonnegut was in a mastercard commercial, i think its old though, but yeah what tuffy said its sad but hes going too, at that time i will cry
yes...and when Vonnegut kicks off, I'll just pick up Tom Robbins again. There will always be someone else writing imperfect books. They will not always be better, but they will at least be new. New is different. Different is something.
Tuffy is still sexy.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by godspeed [/i]
[B]very true i heard vonnegut was in a mastercard commercial, i think its old though, but yeah what tuffy said its sad but hes going too, at that time i will cry [/B][/QUOTE]
he was in an insurance commercial or something too.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by trypdwyre [/i]
[B]i would read the obit and get on with my life. [/B][/QUOTE]
here here.
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
Ditto.
yea but that response isnt entertaining AND EVERYTHING MUST ENTERTAIN FUCK IT FUCK OFF FUCKING FUCK, sorry im "drowsy"
hmm on second reading it sounded like drowsy was a euphemism, it's not, im just drowsy.
Is this somekind of thread were the right answer is "I´d probably off myself too." or " OHMYGOD! that be SO BAd!!!!!" because if so then fuck this. In the end he´s just another guy who couldn´t take this shit nomore.
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I wouldn´t have to worry if/when Chuck´s standards as a writer would deteriote (for a lack of a better word...).
But long live Chuck anyway 
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Why do I come here and read the same stupid questions time and a time again??? When the fuck will I learn?
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Well that would be better then Dale Carnegie... Atleast Chuck talked about Self-Destruction... While the ass "tried to commit suicide and was successful" (is what they have written on one of the sites)
Chuck Palahniuk Dead???????
And Gay!!1???!!
I wouldn´t have to worry if/when Chuck´s standards as a writer would deteriote
lol
What an interesting bump.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
I wouldn´t have to worry if/when Chuck´s standards as a writer would deteriote
lol
^5
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
This thread is awesome. The name of it was once used in an article about Palahniuk to demonstate what a bunch of freaks his cultists are.
There is hope, but not for us.
i want to use deteriote on a daily basis now
I've been detiroting for years.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Deteriorate. Detroit.
Coincidence?
I think not.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
sedated wrote about chuck's writing "deterioting." which is doubly funny because you can watch as his sentence progresses until it deteriorates itself at the end and also because Chuck's writing has deteriorated over the last 7 years.
It's also funny because it's such a funny sounding word. and also because of it's similarities to the word Detroit.
try to keep up.
I dunno. just some guy from Turku, Finland and decided to reply to this thread back in August 2003.
Wait... What?
chuck died.
I would call in sick to work.