What did "Dr." Palahniuk, inscribe to you?
I woke up bright and early this morning like i did Christmas morning as a child, tossing and turning until the St.Helens bookshop opened. Got my book and just started it. My book was inscribed "To Noah Hey, That Tattoo Looks Familiar...Damn! Chuck Palahniuk." (I have an Invisible Monster quote on the collar bone) What did everyone else get so far?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy