The man himself, is freaking tough!
Turtlenecks, glasses, whatever. Chuck is just simply all around badass tough! I thought I'd open a discussion on this since this section is about the man himself. I mean God, how tough can one dude be. We should all aspire to a level of Palahniuk-ian toughness. The man looks like he built his house, his car, and the roads he uses. Its a toughness you would ascribe to salty fisherman and lumberjacks. You know whose not tough, those Hollywood faded jean, vintage t-shirt, coffee drinking hipsters. And yes let's not forget me- not tough. Anyways, chime in on this pointless inane useless conversation.
You know what, I wish he could set up a way where he kicked his own fan's asses. I would gladly let Chuck give me a good ass whipping. God knows I need one. I think it would be theraputic for the both of us. I mean, why go up to Chuck and say "sign this please" or "how bout a photo". I think he would appreciate it a lot more if someone were to walk up and say "Hey Chuck, could you bruise this for me please. Or better yet, could you break that. Gee thanks."
walk up to Chuck an say, "hey, dude, Amy Hempel sucks."
And hell fuck you up.
You will never be famous.
True, that would work very well. But if he's beating the crap out of me I think it would be more spiritually fulfilling if he was doing it out of benevolence instead of rage. I want my face busted out of compassion.
why not just punch him? that seems like the easiest way to start a fight. if you insult someome he likes (Amy Hempel), he's probably gonna be mature enough to let you have your own opinion.
however, if you punched him, he would be inclined to defend himself and therefore would have to return fire.
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[QUOTE=bushpig]why not just punch him? that seems like the easiest way to start a fight. if you insult someome he likes (Amy Hempel), he's probably gonna be mature enough to let you have your own opinion.
however, if you punched him, he would be inclined to defend himself and therefore would have to return fire.[/QUOTE]
Naw, opinions are one thing, but if someone just out and said that to him, the opinion factor wouldn't matter, the fact that he insulted Amy wouldn't matter, what would matter is that the dude said something to Chuck with the intention of pissing him off, and Chuck would be like, "You want pissed, bitch? Joo got it!!" And he would begin the assault.
I love the idea of Chuck kicking fans' asses though. That would be great.
I'm sure it wouldn't even take that much. I bet all I would have to do is ask politely.
[QUOTE=Rupert Travis]I'm sure it wouldn't even take that much. I bet all I would have to do is ask politely.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, politely walk up to him and ask him. Just say I want you to hit me as hard as you can. But no smile. Or he'll think you are kidding.
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So am I the only one that would like to be beaten up by Chuck?
I wouldn't mind being bitten. ^.^
"Chuck gave me this bite mark! IT IS HOLY!"
I'd make him sign under it.
He has a pretty signature. I'd get the whole thing tattooed.
[QUOTE=bushpig]why not just punch him? that seems like the easiest way to start a fight. if you insult someome he likes (Amy Hempel), he's probably gonna be mature enough to let you have your own opinion.
however, if you punched him, he would be inclined to defend himself and therefore would have to return fire.[/QUOTE]
If you go to a Chuck reading, or whatever, and are surrounded by his loyal follwing, and you hit him... You're fucked.
Real ultimate power looses it's novelty quickly.
if chuck beat me up i'd laugh like brad pitt when louie beats him up in FC.
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[QUOTE=insomnomaniac]if chuck beat me up i'd laugh like brad pitt when louie beats him up in FC.[/QUOTE]
i don't think you'd be able to laugh. i think he'd give you the same beatdown "Jack" gave to "Angel Face". This is of course, assuming you are "beautiful".
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Chucks so tough he held a marshmallow between his butt cheeks for twelve hours to protest war in Iraq, and then on top of that he lit it on fire and let his boyfriend make 'smores with it.
Jesus that is tough.
True he is tough. Not to mention his arms are as big around as my whole body.
Every time I see a picture of Chuck I can't help but think, "Man, he would kick my ass."
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