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xxxstupidmansuit
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Hey I like Chuck, I've read a some of his books (Choke, Lullabye, Invisible Mosters, Fight Club and Survivor). But I don't know how to pronouce his last name correctly. When I try to tell someone to read his work, I feel like I'm butchering his name, so I just call him Chuck, the author of Fight Club. I pronouce it Palah-new-uk??? Someone help me out with this. I'd be plenty grateful. Thanks.

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I'll field this one if I may

paul-ah-nick

the culmination of two of his granddaddy's names, if I recall

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It's pronounced "Paula-Nick." And next time you have a question like this, your thread would be better off in the "Author" subforum. Things can get buried so quickly in General Discussion.

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[QUOTE=jane s.]It's pronounced "Paula-Nick." And next time you have a question like this, your thread would be better off in the "Author" subforum. Things can get buried so quickly in General Discussion.[/QUOTE]

Thanks I'm new at all this shyte,thanks again.

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[QUOTE=xxxstupidmansuit]Thanks I'm new at all this shyte,thanks again.[/QUOTE]

oh so SHE gets a thankyou

newbies these days
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I hate you

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Wrong It Pakakeailnieek!!!

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pal aK aKAKKAKAKAAKAKAKK *coughs up furball*

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oh morey, you're a drunken riot
without the looting and glass bottle stabbings
I think you should work on these things

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no, no, no.. See the first one is for you and the secound for her, plus anyway, I hate you, too. Thanks you suck.

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and for the whole granddaddy's name thing, that's cool. So, I'm assuming it's his pen name, not his real one???

and by the way you suck... yep

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[QUOTE=xxxstupidmansuit]and for the whole granddaddy's name thing, that's cool. So, I'm assuming it's his pen name, not his real one???

and by the way you suck... yep[/QUOTE]

no, its his real name.

His grandparent's first names were Paula and Nick, which when put together is a key to the pronounciation of his name Palahniuk (Paula-Nick).

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it's his real name dude, not a pen-name.

[B]you live in new jersey[/B].

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It's nothing personal and I'm not saying this to you, but I just feel compelled to say this because some asshole didn't already, also I'm almost up to post 1,000!!!!!! God what happened to my fucking pathetic life!

It's pronounced FUCK YOU!!!!

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[QUOTE=mugwump]no, its his real name.

His grandparent's first names were Paula and Nick, which when put together is a key to the pronounciation of his name Palahniuk (Paula-Nick).[/QUOTE]

I think the grandparents' names were a total coincidence.

And it's actually pronounced. Pal-uh-nuh-yip-yop-f'tang-f'tang-zoom-wibbit-flibba-blibba-nick.

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So, then your telling me his grandparents names were Paula Palahniuk and Nick Palahniuk. I find that quite odd, or I may be a little slow (please, no references of me being slow, slick) or were they some kind of immigrants and thats where the name was formed???

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I'm not sure what his grandparent's names were, but I'd say it was something different

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[QUOTE=meatthinker]It's nothing personal and I'm not saying this to you, but I just feel compelled to say this because some asshole didn't already, also I'm almost up to post 1,000!!!!!! God what happened to my fucking pathetic life!

It's pronounced FUCK YOU!!!![/QUOTE]

Thank you for shedding some light on the subject, dick. (no hard feelings)

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Yep, South Jersey born and raised. I learned to love this place. Jersey is fucking great, C'mon.. [I]Bon Jovi[/I], that's all that needs to be said.

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[QUOTE=BitOfAFinger]I think the grandparents' names were a total coincidence.

And it's actually pronounced. Pal-uh-nuh-yip-yop-f'tang-f'tang-zoom-wibbit-flibba-blibba-nick.[/QUOTE]

yes, I know their names are a total coincidence.

It just works out in that way.

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[QUOTE=mugwump]yes, I know their names are a total coincidence.

It just works out in that way.[/QUOTE]

Mmmm...that's pretty weird. I've got to do some geneology on this guy, cause it just seems too coincidental...... Mmmmm...

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