Ramen, Boxcar Butterscotch and Snake Bile: Chuck's Food Basket in the Observer

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Riddlegimp
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Haven't seen this posted anywhere here yet...(you may thrash the blood from my muffins if it has been).

Fun little Chuck-related diversion in the Observer yesterday:

What's in your basket?

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He's one of those skinny guys who eats nothing but shitty foods. Unfair! Unfair!

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A dirty KFC is one of my guilty pleasures.

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Dude, The Palahniuk's jacked.

Nice little read, glad to hear he eats nothing but the best.

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ramen soaked in eggs then fried sounds amazing.

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alex pallix wrote:

A dirty KFC is one of my guilty pleasures.

Are you talking about food still?

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monkeywright wrote:
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A dirty KFC is one of my guilty pleasures.

Are you talking about food still?

Um...yes?

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"Dirty KFC" would be a good name for...something, but I'm not sure what.

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To be honest, reading about his diet makes my face feel greasy.

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monkeywright wrote:

"Dirty KFC" would be a good name for...something, but I'm not sure what.

sommat along the lines of eliza's alabama hotpocket.
*shiver*

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monkeywright wrote:

"Dirty KFC" would be a good name for...something, but I'm not sure what.

haha, oh the possibilities...

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dirty kissy-face challoner!

(only i have trouble accepting this, because she seems quite classy, hygenic, and nice!)

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What's an Alabama hotpocket?

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dirty kissy-face challoner!

(only i have trouble accepting this, because she seems quite classy, hygenic, and nice!)

I don't think the term will catch on but I like it Smile

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the "KFC" makes me think like just devouring into a bucket and coming up with your face all greasy, because, like, the chicken is so full of grease. But the "Dirty" makes me think it's got something to do with the butt. And there is where I stop considering it altogether.

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Ritt wrote:

What's an Alabama hotpocket?

Thanks, guys. It's in my google history forever and ever now. I'll remember this next time any of you ask me for something.

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big S wrote:

ramen soaked in eggs then fried sounds amazing.

Fuck, I know. I want to go rummage around in the pantry for ramen noodles now.

I had a friend who worked at KFC once - apparently they dump the leftover bits of burnt chicken into the gravy mix, for viscosity and flavour.