Ralph Lauren kids: Right choice
What was in that egg nog Santa?
Ralph Lauren? What if my kid isn't ghetto?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Then you pick Mulberry and turn her into a preppy young lady. Also, this spammer isn't doing it right, there were a few a couple weeks ago that even got themselves avatars and all.
Preppy? Ha. Despite my efforts to make her a Goth, she's a dedicated Surfer chick.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Too young and blond to be a Goth. Let her be Dora the Explorer for a while more.
"Dora sucks."
This is why we can't have nice things.
The Magic Bus?
Geeze, you *do* realize that we're out of pre-school, right?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Wait, what? In what world is Ralph Lauren ghetto?
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I still watch The Teletubbies and I am not ashamed. And besides, The Magic Bus IS interesting.
Wait, what? In what world is Ralph Lauren ghetto?
This!
I don't actually own any Ralph Lauren clothing because their clothes just don't fit me right, but I have three of their baseball caps, a pair of their sunglasses, and all three of my swimsuits are theirs. They fit me better than any swimsuits I have owned in my life. Any they were bloody expensive.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
In tha ghetto world.
In fact it may already be over. Or out. Our whatever the dope fly gangstas say when tha shizz aint tha shizz no mo.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I have never seen anyone ghetto wearing Ralph lauren.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Must be that dominant SoCal gene.
Definitely seen a bit of ghetto Ralph Lauren wearing going on in NYC, for what it's worth.
Polo pony *was* 1/2" tall on front of knit shirt or cap, now 4-6" tall.
Because ghetto.
This is why we can't have nice things.
It's still 1/2 an inch every time I see it. Which includes the hat on my head.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica



Santa, all I want is a Red Ryder BB gun.