Is chuck working on a new book yet?!?

Nothing that I've heard of. He has his how to write minimalism book coming out sometime in the future...other than that I haven't a clue.

I think he must be, Dennis was talking about how busy he is at the moment because of his book-a-year contract.

[QUOTE=UbikRex]Nothing that I've heard of. He has his how to write minimalism book coming out sometime in the future...other than that I haven't a clue.[/QUOTE]

as far as i know he is working on a novel involving american car culture.

Chuck needs to ditch the horror genre. I'm not liking that schtick of his current books slapped sadly with them.

[QUOTE=scerpica]as far as i know he is working on a novel involving american car culture.[/QUOTE]

Wonder if it's gonna be anything like Crash.

WOH...people reply quick here!!!!!
Well If you call haunted a horror...I like it!

He should really test his fanbase by coming out with a sci fi epic of strange proportions.

chuck + sci fi = interesting........

[QUOTE=UbikRex]He should really test his fanbase by coming out with a sci fi epic of strange proportions.[/QUOTE]

I would like that.

It should involve space vampires.

[QUOTE=Teager]chuck + sci fi = interesting........[/QUOTE]

chuck + whatever = interesting!

Or REALLY test his fanbase by writing a series of childrens books about a family of anthropomorphic bears... on the moon.

[QUOTE=scerpica]chuck + whatever = interesting![/QUOTE]

hands down in agreement!

Anyone seen that episode of Friends where Phoebe goes on the date with the guy she keeps seeing around.

'I write erotic fiction books...for kids. I'm [I]wildly[/I] unpopular.'

Love it.

[QUOTE=mikandrewz]I would like that.

It should involve space vampires.[/QUOTE]

Space Vampires....Naw Naw Naw...The SciFi Jacket should read as follows for the chuck book.

Valiant Caruso is the dreaded Space Pirate Felacio Jones. After raiding a convoy cargo ship The Nipple Maltese, Felacio encounters what has become the galaxies first and only real proof of god in the shape of a triple breasted woman named Anya Libowitz. On the run from the Intergalatic Remenants of the Jesus Christ Pose and the Later Day Backward Saints of AntiChrist, Felacio and Libowitz race against religion, fame, sex and time to bring a halt to the end of existence from the rebirth of the devil.

[QUOTE=UbikRex]Space Vampires....Naw Naw Naw...The SciFi Jacket should read as follows for the chuck book.

Valiant Caruso is the dreaded Space Pirate Felacio Jones. After raiding a convoy cargo ship The Nipple Maltese, Felacio encounters what has become the galaxies first and only real proof of god in the shape of a triple breasted woman named Anya Libowitz. On the run from the Intergalatic Remenants of the Jesus Christ Pose and the Later Day Backward Saints of AntiChrist, Felacio and Libowitz race against religion, fame, sex and time to bring a halt to the end of existence from the rebirth of the devil.[/QUOTE]

i´d buy that.

Chuck?

[QUOTE=Vendetta]Chuck?[/QUOTE]

Damn Straight Chuck!

I reckon he should go one up on Anne Rice and write a book from the viewpoint of GOD. He's always talking about the third person perspective and the 'godlike all-knowing narrator'.

I was talking to Henry James the other day and he told me that Chuck applied to join his gentleman's club but was rejected! Aw, sucks to be Chuck!

Ohhhh poor Chuck!!

I like Vonnegut's Breakfast of Champions and Sirens of Titan when he does that....I think i'm following along the same lines about that...

Screw Rice! his stuff emits out his ass like a can o beans! Thats right I said His!

Chucky P. can do alot of research by watching and reading a shitload of treky and star wars books along with shitty romance sci fi s. Then twist the Bible, Cabala, The....Jew Book and I-Ching into this morbid set of institutions that battle over property rights of planets across the cosmos. Where all of the above want the triple breast girl to claim her as their own.

[QUOTE=Teager]Ohhhh poor Chuck!![/QUOTE]

Yes indeed! Henry's club is very exclusive, why, I got myself up in drag and dined there just two days ago and if I hadn't been looking super-sharp they would've turned me away no matter who my friends were!

[QUOTE=UbikRex]I like Vonnegut's Breakfast of Champions and Sirens of Titan when he does that....I think i'm following along the same lines about that...

Screw Rice! his stuff emits out his ass like a can o beans! Thats right I said His!

Chucky P. can do alot of research by watching and reading a shitload of treky and star wars books along with shitty romance sci fi s. Then twist the Bible, Cabala, The....Jew Book and I-Ching into this morbid set of institutions that battle over property rights of planets across the cosmos. Where all of the above want the triple breast girl to claim her as their own.[/QUOTE]

So...the triple breasted woman is a metaphor for what? Jerusalem?

Perhpas he should write a follow up to the recent box office smash, 'Serenity'?

No she's non demonination.(sp) I just thought it would be a nice laugh if she exhibited Jew like substance with the name and stuff. You know, cause they own hollywood and they'd never make it into a film unless she all of a sudden was turned catholic and had 4 breast.

That...makes...no...sense!

I am jacks confusion

[QUOTE=mikandrewz]That...makes...no...sense![/QUOTE]

He needs to do more Star Trek research...he is having continuity issues. You know making a book a year is taxing on the consistency problems and errors and loop holes..

Screw it then he'll have to make a horror novel called Slapstick. It will be about some horror hockey novel of some canuck that trades his soul to be a world famous hockey player and be on the cover of Wheaties but as he rises to fame the NHL has a lockout and he loses his leg to a one legged hooker named Felicity Clogswell. After that he chases after her into the dreaded outskirts of....EuroDisney.

EuroDisney

*Shudders*

In a damned universe, in an era of madness and fear, three singers hope to find the cure for a deadly disease.

--- or ---

In a forbidden world of blood, in an age of war, five space vampires oppose terrorism.

--- or ---

In a galaxy of terror and demons, in a time of crime and secrets, six bounty hunters hope to participate in the greatest fighting tournament of history.

The last one can be Fight Club 2.
the second one is Spacial Suck
and the first can be The epidemic of Trevor Sister Trio.

I heard his next book is going to be from the point of view of a bird flu cell.

I heard he was going to follow trends with a female turning into a postoptrannie named ManloverFats that turns into the next Harrison Ford by changing their name into Harrison Ford.

LOL you guys crack me up!!! Iv'e never seen such great sences of humor....eva!!

I heard he was going to write a story about a Canadian beastiophile who snaps and travels the world hunting down and killing all the people who ever mocked him on an internet message board that he posts on.

I read a newsweek article where he is going to write a lengthy biographical of the 7up Dot rise and fall of fame and the drug and alcohol addiction and the red eye rumors of him being used as a butt plug.

LMAO

No he said [I]HE[/I] was the one that was going to hunt down and kill all the people who were mocking him on an internet message board!

I met him in a bar and he told me his next book is going to be called Teenage Pussy about a guy who calls himself the Sexpert who dates only models and carries around a large bag filled with various lubricants, ben-wa balls, vibrating clitoral stimulators and about a dozen strings of anal bead. Then he implied that my mother is a prostitute!

[QUOTE=mikandrewz]I heard he was going to write a story about a Canadian beastiophile who snaps and travels the world hunting down and killing all the people who ever mocked him on an internet message board that he posts on.[/QUOTE]
That's a really good idea, mind if I steal it? I need to make a fortune you see.

And then you slapped him down?

Naw, it's unfair to pick on dwarfs.

I heard he is working on his largest lengthest book to date where a man and a dog and a sheep travel the world seeking to find sanctury(sp) for their odd frowned upon sex love. When a lynch kills their companion the sheep..The Man (Hilfger Flats) and his ass raping dog (Shemp Douglas) go on the rampage hunting down each individual lynch mob member and Michael Jackson.

I heard he was going to write a lengthy discussion on the history of Smack-Poetry.

I heard he was going to do a rewrite of Parkaboy/NathanLane's in the work musical of CHAIRS.

When I saw him at the supermarket the other day he'd painted himself a pale flesh colour and climbed into the fridge at the poultry section and when I tried to say hey he was all, 'sshhhh! I'm researching my next book!' but by then someone else had realised who he was, his cover was blown and he had to run out of the place naked with thousands of screaming fans on his tail. I think he blames me for the incident because he's not returning my calls.

I heard that he was doing a parody of instruction manuals for minature fridges that have been badly translated from a foreign language.

[QUOTE=UbikRex]I heard he is working on his largest lengthest book to date where a man and a dog and a sheep travel the world seeking to find sanctury(sp) for their odd frowned upon sex love. When a lynch kills their companion the sheep..The Man (Hilfger Flats) and his ass raping dog (Shemp Douglas) go on the rampage hunting down each individual lynch mob member and Michael Jackson.[/QUOTE]

and this will be the cover.

I heard that he has been spending soo much time writing horror genre books for the sole purpose of throwing everyone off when starts a romance novel about the Niagra Falls and one Buxom Fat ass triple divorce and 5 time widow Henry Kisshingale. He meets the voluptious InkaTinkah Galia with her disfigured lips on her crotch and snatch on her face and the two battle over one last chance at finding true love.

That cover is great but it isn't quite a chuck cover. It needs to be plain and drawn out silly so like more along the lines of a stick figure holding hands with a stick sheep and a stick dog humping his ass while he is leaning over to hold the sheeps hand.

He told me he needed to copy my lecture notes because he's got his big chemistry exam coming up and he said that he might just release it as a book when he's done because he's such a publishing company cash cow that tonnes of people would buy it.

Does anyone remember that time he played that piano bar wearing a T-shirt with a picture of Smartazboy's face on it? That was a fun night.