Ideas for Chuck
i think Mr. Palahniuk should think about writing more short stories
short stories such as:
1. what if Schindler lost the list.
2. Jesus is pissed, and his revenge was the holocaust
3. Jesus driving a chrysler {it's cute, isn't it?}
4. What if the Titanic didn't hit the ice berg but instead exploded due to a pilote light in the kitchen
5. a sequel or even a prequel to fight club, talking about how Tyler was a real person, and just wanted Jack to kill himself by making him think he is crazy. its a needlessly complicated murder scheme, but, you know, it would have its moments if it were Chuck.
Larry Anderson
*ignores your pitiful attempt at comedy*
My "idea" for Chuck is for him to stop dropping a book every fucking year like he's Stephen King, R.L. Stine or one of these other annual hacks and wait until he has something worth publishing.
It's not easy having a good time.
Even smiling makes my face ache.
[QUOTE=Ozymandias]*ignores your pitiful attempt at comedy*
is this a thought bubble?
because, i didn't know if it is a thought bubble. no, i would have to agree with myself, that this is a thought bubble. yeah, i think you are thinking of me. how cute you are, and how sexy can you get when "i see that krinkle in your forehead" when you look at the computer screen.
your my new tuffy
Larry Anderson
i think i may know you,
you are that guy i know who has pseudo-witty comments and feels pretty good about after right.
whip out your machine gun, scary man.
Larry Anderson
i think i may know you,
you are that guy i know who makes witty comments and feels pretty good about it after, right? your pretty angry at the world, right. most of you are.
whip out your machine gun, scary man.
Larry Anderson
[QUOTE=Waggy The Dog][QUOTE=Ozymandias]*ignores your pitiful attempt at comedy*
is this a thought bubble?
because, i didn't know if it is a thought bubble. no, i would have to agree with myself, that this is a thought bubble. yeah, i think you are thinking of me. how cute you are, and how sexy can you get when "i see that krinkle in your forehead" when you look at the computer screen.
your my new tuffy[/QUOTE]
Wags, Wags, Wags... [b][i]I[/i][/b] can spell [u]and[/u] use punctuation properly. Also, I am funny. [i]Do[/i] please be careful where you cast your stones.
whoever said i was trying to be funny.
who said i didn't intend to spell the word "name", "naime"
i can cast my fucking stones wherever i please.
all you really did was point someone else's intention flaws.
i....guess that counts as a "job welldone", i really don' know.
tuffy, i had thought you had lightened up, but i guess i was wrong. are you still angry man?
Larry Anderson
[QUOTE=Waggy The Dog]whoever said i was trying to be funny.
who said i didn't intend to spell the word "name", "naime"
i can cast my fucking stones wherever i please.
all you really did was point someone else's intention flaws.
i....guess that counts as a "job welldone", i really don' know.
tuffy, i had thought you had lightened up, but i guess i was wrong. are you still angry man?[/QUOTE]
I don't know. What's an "intention flaw"?
somting like thqis
...uh, i also gave an example in my previous posts.
Larry Anderson
its really not that hard of a concept to grasp
but i guess for some people, especially the angry ones, it may prove to be hard.
Larry Anderson
^waggy is talking to himself. 8/12 posts.
Wagg is…annoying.
Retarded thread, BTW. The only reason that I am replying at all is due to the following:
[QUOTE=Ozymandias]My "idea" for Chuck is for him to stop dropping a book every fucking year like he's Stephen King, R.L. Stine or one of these other annual hacks and wait until he has something worth publishing.[/QUOTE]
^^^I disagree completely. I would like to see Chuck release a book a year. True, I didn't really enjoy much of the content of Diary. But it was an amazing read non-the-less. I would read Chuck's books every year if it meant nothing more than to marvel at his improved writing.
Both of you are entitled to your opinions. And I am not telling the two of you to shut up. But I wouldn't mind it if the two of you did.
^^
Kabol
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
[QUOTE=JKabol]Wagg is…annoying.
Retarded thread, BTW. The only reason that I am replying at all is due to the following:
^^^I disagree completely. I would like to see Chuck release a book a year. True, I didn't really enjoy much of the content of Diary. But it was an amazing read non-the-less. I would read Chuck's books every year if it meant nothing more than to marvel at his improved writing.
Both of you are entitled to your opinions. And I am not telling the two of you to shut up. But I wouldn't mind it if the two of you did.
^^
Kabol[/QUOT
I'll be happy when Chuck gets off the horror jag as I think it has lessened the philosophical and social underpinnings of his work. Despit Chuck's statement that he is using a subtle method to address those aforementioned issues. Too much of it now focuses on genre and clever mechanisms I think without the heart of his previous four books. I should like a return to the essential literay character of those works. Which is not to say their tone and content needs to be rehashed, a man must grow after all. Still, this horror tangent seems to be a bit of a lark on his part. But that's just me.
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
I agree but you’d think America is over 9/11 for fuck sake that was a long time ago.
long enough in fact that publisher and editor would clear a good wholesome violent fiction.
its been a long time since a good minimalistic transgressive fiction book came along.
a good one is well over due.
i'm gonna eat your children!
uh, okay.
i'm sorry, for whatever i did.
Larry Anderson
i'm sorry, i just find this really funny, you people are getting annoyed at a chat room.
...oh yeah, and Chuck should direct a movie in which he has written the screenplay for. that would be quite "emotionally erecting".
Larry Anderson
My Clever Detector isn't registering anything here. Sorry.
mines off the meter! oh god it exploded theres mercury everywhere oh god it burns!!!
ahhhh my eyes they burn it hurts so much plase god kill me now . . .
i'm gonna eat your children!
...?
Larry Anderson
sarcasm
i'm gonna eat your children!
oh, i understand.
...?
Larry Anderson
any thoughts children?
Larry Anderson