how much do you like Chuck?
I would let Chuck have unprotected sex with me.
p.s. i am a heterosexual male.
lamb skin condom+peanut butter+vaseline= my intestines
and would you felch him?
have you met the lad?
I would allow him to hold me hostage as his personal slave to do whatever he wished to me as long as he was doing it for research for a book... what am i talking about, i do it even if he wasn't.
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This is the best topic ever.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by bushpig [/i]
[B]I would let Chuck have unprotected sex with me.
p.s. i am a heterosexual male. [/B][/QUOTE]
GOD!
I just don't. Wow. Crazy. Um, no. But funny as hell!
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
I let him use my toilet if he really need it. He'd be passing by the house on book signing tour and he was busting for a pee, he'd say:
"Oh God... I gotta go!"
and he'd have the driver pull over and he'd run over and knock on my door... I'd answer in my santa suite and he'd be like:
"I reeally need to bog!"
I'd be all :
"Sure man, go for it"
after he was done he'd climb out of the toilet window and run back to the car and make a speedy escape.
i wouldn't felch him.
not unless he bought me dinner first.
lamb skin condom+peanut butter+vaseline= my intestines
I would give him my Super Nintendo.
And yes, this is a big deal.
I told you! I spent last summer with my uncle hunting wolverines!
CHUCK IS GOD. CREATOR OF FIGHT CLUB... really, what else can i say? he's God.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by bushpig [/i]
[B]I would let Chuck have unprotected sex with me.
p.s. i am a heterosexual male. [/B][/QUOTE]
me too!
...though i'm a bisexual woman...:rolleyes:
and i'd let him have my Playstation too!
and he could hold me hostage any day of the week.
The sandy haired son of Hollywood
Lost his faith in all that's good
Closed the curtain, unplugged the clock
Hung his clothes on the shower rod
But he didn't get undressed
And no, he didn't seem depressed
in mourning of Jonathan Brandis~
i'm a heterosexual male, and i wouldn't let Chuck have sex with me or do anything sexual to me. not if it was protected sex, or for book research, or for money, or for anything else. why not? because i'm a heterosexual male.
i'd let him have my Super Nintendo, and i'd let him hold me hostage, but not have sex with me.
want another reason? one word: ouch!
you are devoted, salllsa!! i love and still play my super nintendo. i would give him my super nintendo but i would want something else in return. (can anyone say free books?)
lamb skin condom+peanut butter+vaseline= my intestines
Chuck is awesome. He's definitely my favorite writer of all time.
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His books are more addictive than cocaine, speed, cigarretes, alcohol................. the list goes on. His books are my second most healthy addiction.... 
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[QUOTE=izen]i'm a heterosexual male, and i wouldn't let Chuck have sex with me or do anything sexual to me. not if it was protected sex, or for book research, or for money, or for anything else. why not? because i'm a heterosexual male.
i'd let him have my Super Nintendo, and i'd let him hold me hostage, but not have sex with me.
want another reason? one word: ouch![/QUOTE]
Dont be so uptight Izen. I'm straight, I would never have sex with another man. But lets say Chuck had 24 hours to live and he really wanted to get some. In that case I would let him take my sweet ass virginity.
But I would make him wear a condom.
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I would let him give me a backrub.
Mmyup.
Then I'd torture him with a watermelon until he tells me the name of his boyfriend.
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holy shit. i thought this thread was dead. i can't believe you guys brought it back.
lamb skin condom+peanut butter+vaseline= my intestines
I'd let him go down on me too, unprotected as long as he's disease free.
I'm paranoid.
And yes, I'm Heterosexual too.
I like him a great deal, I respect him, and I am grateful to him. But none of that would ever affect my personal morals, values, common sense, etc.
Of course if he everneeded anything I`d be there. As for the depravity of this thread... no. Then again, Chuck would never ask such things. If he accepts them when offered, that is certainly none of my business.
Jesus, I love the man for his work too, but you guys are just sick....Why does enjoying his work have to go to him having sex with your hetrosexual ass???
Good for you. You enjoy the man this site is dedicated to...
Outside of a dog, the book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
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sounds like i struck a nerve. you gonna be okay, PSUonTAP?
lamb skin condom+peanut butter+vaseline= my intestines
Chuck's one of the "top five living or dead people I'd invite to dinner". Good conversation, good food, and good wine...who knows who would come next....
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dammit, I was gonna say that.
And super nintendos rock, the emulator for your computer is great too [url]www.snes9x.com[/url]
Hmm... if I ever go to Portland (and it's actually quite probable it'll happen sometime this summer), I'll be wearing a shirt that says, "I'M HERE FOR CHUCK. SO SUE ME."
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refer to my signature
In Chuck "I" Trust
im a heterosexual chick- maybe it wouldnt be the same if i let him have unprotected sex with me-- but i would. i would do whatever the fuzz he wanted me to do. i would give him anything he wanted from me. i fhe needed a tire iron i'd give him my favoite one. if he wanted fresh cooked bacon- all he'd have to do is ask. if he wanted a stuffed ocelot- i would get him one. mangos, elephants, altoids- anything.
But would you let him felch you?
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