How come Palahniuk doesn´t visit the forum/chat???
I just thought it would be kinda cool if he bothered to visit here for a few hours maybe...like in a book tour...is this ever done before??
Or more importantly, can Palahniuk be bothered???
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How do you know he [i]doesn't[/i]? 
Dun dun DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! Which one is he?
He's you, Rents!
I mean, duh!
Damn. You kids finally figured me out. I guess it's time for me to find another handle. Back to the drawing board....
Actually, I'd vote for Brock Landers.. Not 'Brock Landers', but 'Brock Landers.' (with the period (.)) 'cause he was so cheezed at the way the _real_ Brock is all worshipful and sycophantic beyond the point of rediculousness.
- Not that I think CP has ever actually logged on to these forums even once, I mean, he probably has a life. For real.
Truer words never been spoken. 
Maybe we should try to and find this "life" people talk about?...
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by PaperStProject [/i]
[B]I hear he was born in a mental institution and he sleeps
only one hour a night! [/B][/QUOTE]
No, that's... ([i]insert your choice of regular posters here[/i].)
200 posts. [b]Boo-Yah![/b]
i heard he lives in a castle on an island.
i heard he shaves with a machete and never nicks himself.
i heard he has actually unlocked the secret of human flight.
::sets about erecting chuck shrine::
o mighty palahniuk, give us a sign!!
[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]
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Perhaps he might visit these boards, if it were research for a new book he might write. What better place to research about message-boards and posters, than on your own cult web-site.
There is a difference between a pyschopath and a neurotic. A pyschopath thinks two and two are five. A neurotic knows that two and two are four, but he worries about it.
He doesn't get the internet cuz his house out in the country has such bad connection.
I read that somewhere.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by murderkitchen [/i]
[B]I read that somewhere. [/B][/QUOTE]
Yeah, like in the FAQ of this site, maybe? Doesn't anyone look at the rest of Dennis's hard work anymore, or do we all just sit here on the forum and tippity-tap the day away?
Who's Dennis? You're silly, decalogue.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by decalogue [/i]
[B]No, that's... ([i]insert your choice of regular posters here[/i].) [/B][/QUOTE]
*worships decalogue for what must be the hundredth time or so*
debacle is a verb
Um.... *blush*?
[QUOTE]He doesn't get the internet cuz his house out in the country has such bad connection.[/QUOTE]
That doesn't mean he doesn't visit these boards at all. He could just go to an Internet cafe.
There is a difference between a pyschopath and a neurotic. A pyschopath thinks two and two are five. A neurotic knows that two and two are four, but he worries about it.
Would [b]you[/b] even want to visit the forum if it was about you? I'd feel just a little too creepy if it were me...
Dennis is the webmaster of this site.
Zzzzzzing.
I love you all.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by PaperStProject [/i]
[B]good job xchuck...thank you for casting some light onto a [I]really[/I] confusing subject. I don't know if I can speak for everyone, but I know I'll be able to sleep easy tonight, now that I fully understand that Dennis is the webmaster of this site. [/B][/QUOTE]
What? Are you being serious, or sarcasitc? I was only answering Rents question.
I was being sarcastic myself, XChuck. Sorry for the confusion.
XChuck:
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LOL
[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]
[URL=http://confessionalpoe.blogspot.com]Grand Mental Station[/URL]
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=15714&highlight=interview+insomnomaniac]Insomnomaniac: the found interview[/URL][/SIZE]
LOL.
Isn´t that Raistlin????
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i dunno. i got it [URL=http://www.ihateaol.co.uk]here.[/URL]
[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]
[URL=http://confessionalpoe.blogspot.com]Grand Mental Station[/URL]
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=15714&highlight=interview+insomnomaniac]Insomnomaniac: the found interview[/URL][/SIZE]
I'm sure he's pretty damn busy. Never seen his schedule but I'm willing to bet he's booked (no pun intended). Would be cool tho.
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