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“Need Quotes,” Chuck says.
I'm looking for a good collection of Chuck quotes that are from everywhere except his books, such as:
Articles
Essays
Interviews
Actual conversations (that are true)
Speeches
Readings
Letters
Online classes
Workshops
Television
Radio
Tell All page count
Tell All is only 192 pages. I hope its not rushed like Snuff was. Don't get my wrong I loved Snuff but it could have ben longer.
What do you all think???
The first rule about your edgy teacher; don't talk about your edgy teacher.
Greg Van Voorhis, who has taught at The Bronx School of Finance for seven years, gave out "Guts" to students preparing for the Regents exam. The story involves a young man who, after describing exotic masturbatory practices, places his anus during one such over a suction drain at the bottom of a pool, to which he becomes stuck, disastrously...
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Van Voorhis reportedly told this teenage students not to report what he had shown them, but authorities found out anyway and removed him from his regular job at The Bronx School of Finance last week. Students have created a Save Mr V Facebook site with 298 members at this writing. "Do not get Sucked in the 'pool inlet hole,'" writes one of the discussion participants.
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/archives/2009/11/bronx_teache...
Chuck Mentioned In Video Game
Figured you'd get a kick out of this
Comes from the new game Borderlands

Pygmy costume packages...
I finally got around to sending out the certificate a week ago. I don't expect the package to too soon but to save me from getting let down every day till it comes... Could any of you who have already received your package let me know about how long did the package take after you sent in for it?
Holy ish, Chuck Palahniuk DEFINATELY...
looks like Bill Nye, The Science Guy.
Ramen, Boxcar Butterscotch and Snake Bile: Chuck's Food Basket in the Observer
Haven't seen this posted anywhere here yet...(you may thrash the blood from my muffins if it has been).
Fun little Chuck-related diversion in the Observer yesterday:
"Kabuki: The Alchemy" HC by David Mack - Intro by Chuck Palahniuk
Hey Gang,
So I'm going through old Email (so, so much) trying to get my act together a little better, and I found this note I wrote myself about the book Kabuki: The Alchemy by hyper-amazing artist and writer, David Mack.
The note said simply, "Buy it, dude."
Which of course, I didn't. Yet. Because I forgot about the Email until, well.
Right now.
ANYWAYS, Chuck wrote the introduction to the book. And I don't think it was ever mentioned on here? Does anyone remember otherwise?
If not, here's the Amazon link (maybe a mod can fix it so the Cult gets credit if anyone clicks-through and buys it):
http://www.amazon.com/Kabuki-Alchemy-David-Mack/dp/078513249X/ref=sr_1_1...
Hope everyone is doing well. I plan on being "more back" here in the very near future.
MP3 Audio from Philadelphia tours
MP3 audio from Chuck's tour stops in Philadelphia. Two tour dates available.
Rant:
http://libwww.freelibrary.org/podcast/index.cfm?podcastID=146
Chuck writes Michael Jackson's Memoir?
I was just thinking that Chuck would be the perfect person to write Michael Jackson's fictional memoir (kind of like Curtis Sittenfeld's America Wife only twisted).
LizGo



