All together now...

HOPI?

Heh. Nah. I'm Jimbo.

He makes much more sense than Hopi. But, he's much more ignorant than her.

well...this happened, didn't it?

You like?

so into it that i couldn't even think of anything else to say but felt like i needed to become a part of it. you know what i mean?

haha yes!

So, Matt, who do you think you're going to blow once you finish your book?

ummm...i'd blow BEE. he's into that isn't he?

How do you think he got published?

should i make signs that read "Will blow for blurb" and stand on the corner of some hollywood hot-spot?

nah, I'm sure after you find a good agent and blow him - he sets up the rest of the blow jobs that you need to do.

Also I just thought of this - TP is going to be bigger than Stephenie Meyer! Maybe that's why he's always spouting off about how he loves to take it in the ass. It's because he knows there's a book deal in that kind of stuff.

you make a point worth exploring.

as of now, i am gayer than a bundle of sticks.

At least until you get a publishing deal. After that you can go back to wrastlin Crocs and boxing roos ya rippa

fags like wrastlin don't they?

Not crocs so much... But yeah, I'm sure wrastlin the right person could possibly get you a book deal too.

I would blow Dostoevsky. Even now, a century and a half after him being dead.

Do that. I'll write and direct the adult fetish parody Nuts From Underground. We're all on the fast road to stardom now.

You could only sell that movie to like a couple hundred people worldwide though.

Necrophilia is a dead genre. har har har har!

I need to be notified of these threads. Some sort of siren needs to go off when I hit refresh or something. Who the hell do I need to blow to get something like that around here!

Kirk, it's your lucky day!

You can blow Kirk til you're blue in the face, he never makes good on his promises.

The things I did to get a functional Search feature on this site make me shudder when I think about... God, I still have nightmares about Donald Duck and garden tools.

Mena I'm a mod.

(I probably can't do anything to help though... just saying)

I'll take a bj if they're being given out. Who am I to say no to one?

I told noobs I could help them set up their blogs for the mere price of a Z job and right when I'm almost done with them I tell them blogs don't exist and well the rest is history.

It would probably work better if you just told them you can get them published. Isn't that how it works after all?

Hey Kirk, How YOU doin'?

nah telling them you can get them published right off the bat they drop their pants and it's not always pretty. i figure i test drive them before i go for the whole enchilada.

I disdain your appropriation of the word "enchilada" in this case.

sorry i was thinking with my stomach when writing that

Damn I was so happy with this joke but it got buried in the Chucks gayness and Jumbos assholeness.

Don't worry - I read that one to my coworker. We were both laughing so hard when you posted that one.

I liked it.

i didn't get it. sorry, Derek.

Matt is trying to get Derek to unleash his wrath!

In reference to Edward Hibbert, Chuck's agent, PGoutis01 writes: "...Or how often he makes Christopher Bram, Steven DeRosa and Ed Sikov blow him too."

As far as *this* Edward Hibbert client is concerned, you've got it totally backward, pal. I'm irresistable to all humankind - what can I say?

But let's be as clear as Jayne Mansfield is in WILL SUCCESS SPOIL ROCK HUNTER?

Edward and I are just friends - ALL my lovers and I are just friends.

--Ed Sikov

HAW!

Classic.

Who was Jimbo?

My money's on Levi.

That post was all in sarcasm. I know that that didn't happen.

But thank you for having a sense of humor about it. That was classic!

People with senses of humor rock.