Did Chucky go the casting couch?
So it's no secret now that Chucky is a gay boy but I'm wondering did this help him get where he is? Basically, did he put out the booty to become a star? It's well known that Schwartzenegger did this and from what I've heard the lit world is pretty much like hollywood, it's who you know and who you blow that counts.
So Chuck had sex with Arnold Schwarzenegger?
CHUCKS NOT GAY
My sources in Hollywood tell me Chuck and Britney Spears are having a baby
They are going to call it Chuck Spears
Derek you are in a crazy mood today! You are making me laugh!!
alright, published Cult authors, time to fess up - Who did you blow?
Part of the Cult Workshop gives you an opportunity to blow Chuck. If you swallow - instant Publishing deal.
Out of Touch and Transubstantiate - Available in book stores now!
(...too far? Blame Pete! He set it up!)
Out of Touch and Transubstantiate - Available in book stores now!
(...too far? Blame Pete! He set it up!)
Up next: Angel Falls by Michael "Gonzo-jobs" Gonzalez.
(stop it...that tickles)
Hey! You guys - I didn't name names...
But both those posts had me laughing my ass off!
He had to catch a meeting before we finished. Next time I'm in Portland I'm closing that book deal, dammit.
But both those posts had me laughing my ass off!
As soon as Kit mentioned Cult authors and you brought up workshop, I was like, "Okay, here it comes."
(see what I did there?)
can we rename the writer's workshop the casting couch?
I'd love to see how that pitch would go over in the mod forum.
I hear Nad Brown can suck a golfball through a hosepipe.
I'd love to see how that pitch would go over in the mod forum.
They can hide the truth all they like, but now we know what's really going on in there!
I'm glad that we have no problem pointed the finger at ourselves and laughing from time to time. It's healthy! 
I would have sex with all of these white authors!
I'll "help" one of our female authors...
But nobodies answering the question. Edward Hibbert is a famous flaming fag and he pretty much made Chucky a star. I'd like to know how these two got together. Some sort of special networking?
Right! I wonder who's dick Hibbert had to suck to become the voice of Zazu in Lion King II.
Or how often he makes Christopher Bram, Steven DeRosa and Ed Sikov blow him too.
Fame is a dirty whore!
oh sure, they're both gay so something is clearly awry there
Shit I'm not gay, but Chuck blows me all the time just to make sure I'll continue to support him.
Yeah, this is clearly a conspiracy just like that lesbian dental cartel operating out of Toronto...planting a chip in your tooth when you ain't lookin'.
You never answered mine about Arnold.
Not Arnold. It was Sly.
Stallone had his first starring role in the softcore pornography feature film The Party at Kitty and Stud's (1970). He was paid $200 for two days' work. Stallone later explained that he had done the film out of desperation after being bounced out of his apartment and finding himself homeless for several days. In the actor's words, "it was either do that movie or rob someone, because I was at the end — the very end — of my rope".[8] The film was released several years later as Italian Stallion, in order to cash on Stallone's newfound fame (the new title was taken from Stallone's nickname since Rocky and a line from the film).
An "uncut" version of the film was released in 2007, purporting to show actual hardcore footage of Stallone, but according to trade journal AVN, the hardcore scenes were inserts not involving the actor.[9] In 2008, scenes from Party at Kitty and Stud's surfaced in a German version of Roger Colmont's hardcore-film White Fire (1976).[10]
Stallone also starred in the erotic off-Broadway stage play Score which ran for 23 performances at the Martinique Theatre from October 28 - November 15, 1971 and was later made into a film by Radley Metzger.
So that settles it then.
A FAN OF STALLONE NO MORE
$200 for two days' work is a lot in 1970 dollahs! I'd have done it too.
There is hope, but not for us.
Well, if it's like that you send me your copy of Tango and Cash.
My love for Kurt Russell overcomes my feigned disdain of Stallone.
YEAH! I forgot about that. We need to bring this back. I loved that expression.
Keep trying to avoid the question. What's the truth behind Chuck's suckcess?
Much like the owl in the tootsie pop commercial, I advise you to start sucking and find out.
He's way ahead of you.
There is hope, but not for us.
We could know the answer by sundown!
How about I fuck you up the ass bitch?
Then I'd feel like a screenwriter!
this guy really wants a book deal. but you're doing it wrong - you have to let him fuck you in the ass. see? you'll get it eventually.
I've had sex with men, women and animals but I've never been fucked in the ass. Somebody tried to fuck me up the ass when I was incarcerated but I bit part of their face off. Anyway, how much is a virgin butthole worth to the homo-parasite Brit-fag literary agents?
Several pounds.
(see what I did there?)
Weird how this wormhole opened in the Cult: trueposer exits and in comes Jimbo.
The true poser is Chuck who is nothing but another fairy fraud brought to you by the same homo media mafia that gave us George "Fabulous" Bush. Yes, I'm saying that it's all a conspiracy by trangressive Satanist sodomites but hey I don't care. They want my booty they can have it. Pay my price. Four hundred thousand Euros for the book and film rights and anal penetration (proof of HIV status required in advance).
Who'll be laughing when Al Quaeda sets off atomic bombs in New York, Washington, San Francisco and Los Angeles?
...al-Qaeda, i suppose.
I want to go to a homo media mafia meeting. I bet it's faaaabooo.
Do you think it's at Elton John's house? Those parties are the shit.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
Holy fucking shit, Mike, this is the hardest I've laughed in days.
There is hope, but not for us.
I hope this thread never dies. Well, I mean, is our server in New York, Washington, San Francisco or Los Angeles?
Ha!
From casting couches to Al-Quaeda in 44 posts. Impressive.
Pfft. Chuck's not gay. Idiot.