Chuck Palahniuk Gay???????

The notion that "My art is my life filtered through blah blah blah" is what separates a true artist in any medium from some twenty-something college kid working feverishly on his one slim volume of poems that no one will ever read but his increasingly-worried mother. A true artist has gotten over himself and hopes that he was able to relocate and compost every last scrap of juvenilia that he pressed sweatily into the palms of some girl (or boy) for whom he mournfully longed.

Also, Chuck's not gay.

damn it. i was hoping for an easy blow into the industry.

There's always Judith Regan.

Everyone in the industry knows she's got a horse choker though so, you know, caveat.

Tender Branson is signing autographs in Malibu as we speak!

Looking at this thread title on the forum page looks like, "Chuck Palahniuk gay????? In Russia." Like he was caught being gay in Russia and it's a question of he is back home as well.

Ok I'm confused now, you all suck. Maybe I'll just google it MMMKkay or ask the Cacophony Society.

So now hes not gay or should I say NOT GAY????? and Russian?

No. He's only gay in russia !

He's only gay when he's trying to get his next book published!

Chuck Palahniuk Not Russian???????

I thought "Palahniuk" was from Russian descent? Maybe that's what they meant.

isn't he Ukrainian?

same difference.

so, where's the damn chuck isn't gay thread?

Somewhere in the world there is some Ukrainian guy stewing over this just as there is probably now an angry Russian as well.

it must be like the aussie/kiwi thing, and the canadian/american thing.

WTF is an Aussie/Kiwi thing? WTF is a Kiwi besides a fruit? Is that what you call gay Aussies or something?

Kiwi =

franc tireur wrote:

Kiwi =

Islanders? Why are they called Kiwis? And why are they doing their warrior dance? I'm just full of questions today I guess. I would hate to be called a Kiwi but I guess there's worse names for Americans.

New Zealanders are kiwis

and there's no Canadian/American thing...is there?

I wish some Ivy league school would change their mascot name to the All-Blacks.

Oh I get it New Zealanders. Yes there is an American/Canadian thing. We just like to make fun of Canadians though. Ie, South Park. Also every Canadian I have met seems to have their eyes closer together than the norm. That, the accents, and how they dress is how we can tell them apart from locals during SnowBird Seasons.

Keep laughing, Dayrious. Your parallel counterpart is Canadian.

ZacksWastedLife wrote:

franc tireur wrote:

Kiwi =

Islanders? Why are they called Kiwis? And why are they doing their warrior dance? I'm just full of questions today I guess. I would hate to be called a Kiwi but I guess there's worse names for Americans.

*sigh*

hahahaha. so good.

nononono... The Aussie/Kiwi thing is more like the American/Puerto Rican thing.

They have better Taco Bells in the PR though...

Ah. What the hell. Nobody has called me that since my damn New Member Welcome days. I thought we were over that.

However it does explain a few things but leaves many, many things more things open to interpretation. For being a Canadian he's not so nice. Maybe all Canadians aren't polite then.

Gray and blue too.

This makes me so sad. It isn't like I ever planned on meeting the man, or us running off together to an island where he could shower me with his brilliance ... it's just that now I have to change my life dramatically in one of two ways:
1) be a man when I masturbate to the thought of Chuck
2) totally revamp my masturbation fantasy line up

I don't like change. This is very upsetting. His sexual orientation is NONE of any of our business anyway. I wish I could unread this thread and resume my life as it was.

Damn.

It pained me to read the entire thread, so I didn't. Then I read more of it. So he ISN'T gay? You people are killing me. Fuck you all. I'm just going to keep my fantasies as they are and forget I ever read any of this. He is straight and he'll probably ravage me again, tonight.

That box you keep trying to think outside of... you'd better reconsider its outside dimension.

You need to be more clear when you are insulting me. Are you saying the box is too small, or too large?

Look, all I know is, this entire site is 'off'. I feel like Ross Perot's running mate. I have no idea where I am or how I got here. I'm just bumbling around, half stoned, and unable to figure out if you all are figments of my twisted imagination or if I got some bad smoke, or what.

I really don't care if Chuck is gay. He can be gay all day long. At night, in my mind, Chuck is straight. And the person who started this nonsense, which has done NOTHING except upset my masturbation cart is some kind of dream killer.

This site's not off. This one is off.

How's your cart now?

Sorry for being sensitive.
That site scared me. I guess I don't like balloons OR clowns.
I've learned, once again, that posting stoned is bad.
I swore to myself I'd act normal when I posted here. eh too late for that. I guess the cat would've gotten out of the bag anyway.

Edited to add: my cart is much better, thank you for asking. Chuck and I can resume our one sided sexual affair without interruption.

Shit. I forgot about the clown thing. Sorry about that.

You don't have to "act" "normal" here, but one thing a lot of newbs do when they first show up here is try to show off how "weird" or "strange" they are. No one here cares. So just be yourself.

I sort of am weird and off, but I know what you mean. It will take some time for you to see that this is me. I was a little weird before it became cool. I'm glad nobody cares, I can blend more easily.
You are nice, Tuffy Seriously, bedtime.

I don't know why people continue to be surprised by Chuck's homosexuality. His first novel was about a glamour queen and a transsexual. The second was about a bunch of guys without shirts on wrestling in basements. And i mean, it only gets gayer from there, doesn't it?

I'll take his spot if it helps.

Way to take one for the team Thank you

Chuck is gay and I really don't care- he's apparently openly out of the closet. I'm glad you guys laughed the OP out of here. He treated Palahniuk like he is less than human just because he's famous.
I'm sober and I admit I don't fantasize about people I don't know, so Chuck is safe. I just made a really long, awesome post where I was hypocritical and patronizing simultaneously and it went poof.
I need to lay off the smoke. But... it's legal here. What am I supposed to do?! Say 'no'? No.

I do.

And I gotta say that I love that thing you do with your toes.

so, this new person is a troll, right?

Quite probably.

Okay what do I have to do to prove to you all that I'm not a troll? I know I'm a pain in the ass but I can't believe I've managed to be labeled a troll in ONE DAY. I've been on writing boards before and nobody ever thought I was a troll and people liked me. If you don't believe me, message me and I'll give you my screen name for my profile on Critique Circle- a very normal board where I restrain myself.
I came here, saw that it was loose and crazy, and thought I'd have some fun with you all. Honestly, I'm not a troll.

I do have gorgeous feet but sorry, I don't do toe tricks

Yes, yes you do.

Stop trolling?
Look, just take a deep breath. It's only a message board.