Chuck Palahniuk Gay???????

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No one does give a fuck, hon. No one does.

I do.

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Don't be contentious.

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Fano wrote:
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No one does give a fuck, hon. No one does.

I do.

shut up

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LeHaHi wrote:
Fano wrote:
Tuffy wrote:

No one does give a fuck, hon. No one does.

I do.

shut up

NO U!

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You care that he is gay? Why?

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You care that he is gay? Why?

Because Tuffy said that no one does, and I felt like making him appear wrong.

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That is lame.

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I can't find that "I can't believe you bumped this to show your sanctimonious nature" post that got quoted a million times. Maybe it was a different "omg Chuck is gay?!?!??/!!?" thread.

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Nina_Simone wrote:
That is lame.

Ain't THAT the truth!

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One of the OMGchucksahomo threads got deleted.

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Tuffy wrote:
They always come straight here, don't they?

No one does give a fuck, hon. No one does.


A lot of people do otherwise these threads wouldn't exist.
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Exactamundo!

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MCDrake wrote:
I can't find that "I can't believe you bumped this to show your sanctimonious nature" post that got quoted a million times. Maybe it was a different "omg Chuck is gay?!?!??/!!?" thread.

That was my finest post. If it's not around anymore, there WILL be hell to pay.
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Tuffy wrote:
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And I can't believe you bothered to bump this thread to display your sanctimonious nature.




Every time this thread is bumped, somewhere a fairy drops down dead.

It was on the second page. I guess I have been gone for quite a while...

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nathaniel parker wrote:
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No one does give a fuck, hon. No one does.

A lot of people do otherwise these threads wouldn't exist.

Eh. One "Oh Noes!" followed by 300+ "So What"; a percentage effectively close enough to zero to equal zero.

The totally awesome A Fan No More thread was a troll. 1 pseudo "Oh Noes" : n-hundred "So What". Again effectively Zero.

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a lot of those "So what?"s seem like those sanctimonious things phil's talking about up there. So they're all canceled out.

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Should we then count those who didn't care enough to even post?

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yes.
I already counted them.
It was 3,004,501,257 that didn't care if he was gay and 2,953,200,008 that DID care if he was gay.
So that's pretty close.

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Okay. I was wrong.

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To those opposed and changed by Chucks sexuality.
The Greeks were openly bisexual. Shakespeare loved men more than women. The list goes on. Just because you live somewhere where you are influenced by Jr high students calling things/people gay doesn't mean shit. Go buy into poorly constructed comebacks and language elsewhere "faggot."
p.s. that's what she said.

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Sending Icebergs wrote:
To those opposed and changed by Chucks sexuality.
The Greeks were openly bisexual. Shakespeare loved men more than women. The list goes on. Just because you live somewhere where you are influenced by Jr high students calling things/people gay doesn't mean shit. Go buy into poorly constructed comebacks and language elsewhere "faggot."
p.s. that's what she said.

Seriously, did you not even read half of this thread?
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Nah, obviously new here and I wanted to throw in a few pennies over reading pages of posts.

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xec8 wrote:
Sending Icebergs wrote:
To those opposed and changed by Chucks sexuality.
The Greeks were openly bisexual. Shakespeare loved men more than women. The list goes on. Just because you live somewhere where you are influenced by Jr high students calling things/people gay doesn't mean shit. Go buy into poorly constructed comebacks and language elsewhere "faggot."
p.s. that's what she said.

Seriously, did you not even read half of this thread?

they never do, phil, they never do.

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You obviously missed the "I can't believe you bumped this to show your sanctimonious nature" post.

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MCDrake wrote:
You obviously missed the "I can't believe you bumped this to show your sanctimonious nature" post.

Definitely did Smile
Oh well, learned something new at least.

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Sending Icebergs wrote:
MCDrake wrote:
You obviously missed the "I can't believe you bumped this to show your sanctimonious nature" post.

Definitely did Smile
Oh well, learned something new at least.


At least you take it in stride. That's better than 95% of this thread's bumpers.
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FUCK YOU HE AIN'T GHEY!!!!!!!!!

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BUT HE IS GAY TO SEE YOU THOUGH!!!

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hehehe

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He probably just took some Gleemonex and it made him gay. He'll be okay as soon as it works it way out of his system.

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Let's hope Nate. I'd hate to quit reading Chuck's books.

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Holy crap he's gay? Eh.

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xec8 wrote:
Sending Icebergs wrote:
MCDrake wrote:
You obviously missed the "I can't believe you bumped this to show your sanctimonious nature" post.

Definitely did Smile
Oh well, learned something new at least.


At least you take it in stride. That's better than 95% of this thread's bumpers.

Hah yea, My favorite slam poet is gay as well and it's never really a bad thing to know these things. I have The Pursuit of Happiness which is a collection of short stories that has Chucks 6 page short story of Fight Club. In the back of the book there are notes about the author and it says there really isn't anything distinguishable about Chuck and it's funny considering where he's at now.

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Smoking cock somewhere?

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Ereshkigal wrote:
Holy crap he's gay? Eh.

I think he's putting subliminal messages in his books to turn people gay too...
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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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simply hes obviously a nympho-manic

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PGoutis01 wrote:
Ereshkigal wrote:
Holy crap he's gay? Eh.

I think he's putting subliminal messages in his books to turn people gay too...

Really? Guess it doesn't work.
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are we for real still talking about this? for serious?

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Sending Icebergs wrote:
Hah yea, My favorite slam poet is gay as well

You have a favorite slam poet?

That's pretty....well, you know.

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Tuffy wrote:
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Hah yea, My favorite slam poet is gay as well

You have a favorite slam poet?

That's pretty....well, you know.

Haha judge for yourself.
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I caught gay from a toilet seat. I bet Chuck got it from sharing a soda with someone.

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you love being gay way to much, man. it's 2010, and no one cares anymore. going on about being gay is like going on about having skin.

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matthew.odonnell wrote:
you love being gay way to much, man. it's 2010, and no one cares anymore. going on about being gay is like going on about having skin.

What wrong with that? I always display my epidermis.

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I JUST UPGRADED MY SKIN TO A NICE TONE OF PINKISH OLIVE.

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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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PGoutis01 wrote:
I JUST UPGRADED MY SKIN TO A NICE TONE OF PINKISH OLIVE.

This just makes me think of that Paul Newman movie, The Hustler.

You look beautiful, Fats, just like a baby, all pink and powdered up.

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jane s. wrote:
I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.
jane s. wrote:
Gay sex flying all about.
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ZacksWastedLife wrote:

What wrong with that? I always display my epidermis.

Me too! ...when I'm in bed with my girlfriend. 'Cos we're lesbians.

I'm sick of homosexuality being a big deal now too. It was mildly amusing when I first came out and the school thought I was doing it deliberately to be "provocative" (the same way I used to dye my hair fluorescent colours) but now it's old.
And whether a writer is/isn't gay has little to do with his writing, I find.

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littlemissmcrapey wrote:
PGoutis01 wrote:
I JUST UPGRADED MY SKIN TO A NICE TONE OF PINKISH OLIVE.

This just makes me think of that Paul Newman movie, The Hustler.

You look beautiful, Fats, just like a baby, all pink and powdered up.


That's been on my "too watch" list forever. But I still haven't seen it. Maybe I'll watch that tonight. Smile
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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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Pete - it's such a good movie. I'd have probably never watched it if not for having it assigned in a class, but man is it good.

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I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.
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Gay sex flying all about.
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RoxieDiamond wrote:
ZacksWastedLife wrote:

What wrong with that? I always display my epidermis.

I'm sick of homosexuality being a big deal now too.

that's just the thing though. No one ACTUALLY gives a fuck about it.

so what? you suck a dick or a vag and--shock and horror--you have the same bits too!

UGH!

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Next April Fool's Day we should totally pull a hoax about him being straight and engaged to some actress and with twin babies on the way and them gearing up for a reality show about their life as new parents!