Chuck Palahniuk Gay???????

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hahaha

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lmao touche

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I'm expecting a new one of these threads any time now, so I'ma go ahead and get the jump on it and bump this now.

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bump it is

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This is a sex thread, yes? See, I don't make them ALL!

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<< thought it was a make love thread

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I do love-make this thread

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kathy griffin ran the fuck with it. "Where are my gays? Yaaaaay."

She RUINS all things funny. She should have died with Seinfeld.

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seinfield's my niggah. never really liked the show, but i love his delivery. his comedic delivery is always on point, always crisp.

kathy is someone my woman loves. i personally cant stand too much of her. like, within minutes. but she's the only person who does what she does. and there is a calling for what she does. clearly. i guess it's better than rosie odonnell doing it non stop Smile Big

also- if rosario dawson was a dude, i'd probably be gay.

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seinfeld is timeless. you guys are lunatical.

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it rhymes with "sabbatical".

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God, I FUCKING HATE Seinfeld. I don't remember ever finding that piece of shit series funny. I can't believe ANYONE finds it in any way tolerable!

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Wait - Seinfield's gay?

Smile

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Have you seen his outfits? I mean, there's a reason he had no successful female relationships for the entireity of the series....

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you guys are breaking my heart. besides, who wants relationships?

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you guys are breaking my heart. besides, who wants relationships?

qft. one's hard enough.

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God, I FUCKING HATE Seinfeld. I don't remember ever finding that piece of shit series funny. I can't believe ANYONE finds it in any way tolerable!

RIGHT? Who are these people??

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qft to me reads queef.

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you eat what you like and i'll see what i like

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wait... there was a joke there ^^^ somewhere, but i couldnt find it.

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What the fuck are "robster craws"?

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google says this

http://robstercraws.ytmnd.com/

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damien_mayfair wrote:
qft to me reads queef.

I usually read queefed either way there's a lot of queefing going on considering this is a gay thread.

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whats the big deal? so what if he's gay? why does his sexual orientation matter?
I hate it how people in the Western world make such a big deal about people who aren't straight

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The only people making a big deal out of it are the waves of new users every time a book comes out. They invariably find the thread and bump it to express their righteous indignation.

I swear it's like going to a gay bar and complaining, loudly, about all the homophobia in the room. This is a gay website, after all. We're all queer here.

Except the lesbians. Half of them will go straight when they get out of college.

Aaand... Cue the chorus of "No we won't you domineering patriarchal twink!"

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"No we won't you domineering patriarchal leather daddy!"

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It's from the future!

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I wondered who'd pick up on that first!

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The future is funny.

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I don't see what the problem is

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Gay: having or showing a merry, lively mood

So what? Who cares that he's happy? I've seen interviews with Stephen King and he looks like a pretty fun guy. Should we ridicule him too?

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But did Stephen King try to hide his happiness through transgressive fiction?

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...We'll have a GAY old tiiiiime!!!! Willllllll-MA!!!!!!

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Ritt wrote:
But did Stephen King try to hide his happiness through transgressive fiction?

A FAN OF KING NO MOAR!!

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Did somebody bump this to reiterate the fact that my previous post was neither a new subject and has been plowed into the ground? I think that's very childish if it is.

My view on the subject pertaining to the person who made this thread is that some guys are and always will be uncomfortable with homosexuality. We have no idea of what kind of background this guy is coming from and what he is as a person.
People who are intolerant are so because of upbringing, environment, and mis-information.
Plus I'll say it again. Some guys will never be cool with the whole idea of someone being gay. It's their deal.

Also you gotta admit that it is a shock to some people to find out the person you admire adheres to a different belief system than you do. Most times you admire people because something about them is what you want to strive for in your own existence.
I remember being way into somebody and when I found out that they were a republican and it threw me for quite a loop. It didn't ultimately effect our friendship but it definitely made me think about where I wanted to go in the relationship with that person.
I'm not sure if that's a good example but it's all I can think of right now.

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This is one of our favorite threads, and it typically gets bumped once a month if not more. It has spawned quite a few catchphrases around here.

You need to turn down the sensitivity on your gaydar.

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i didn't know chuck was gay but it's not surprising at all, he smells gay.

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monkeywright wrote:
This is one of our favorite threads, and it typically gets bumped once a month if not more. It has spawned quite a few catchphrases around here.

You need to turn down the sensitivity on your gaydar.

yeah, i was gonna reply with something like "not everything is about you..." but mike put i much nicer. Smile

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There was also another thread regarding this same issue but it was deleted. That one was my personal favorite. But yeah don't take this bump personal. Threads evolve into something much more than just the topic it presents initially.

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stop being so... GAY!

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no homo

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Yeah don't get all butt hurt.

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... plowed into the ground?

lol
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LeHaHi wrote:
monkeywright wrote:
This is one of our favorite threads, and it typically gets bumped once a month if not more. It has spawned quite a few catchphrases around here.

You need to turn down the sensitivity on your gaydar.

yeah, i was gonna reply with something like "not everything is about you..." but mike put i much nicer. :)

If this is about him suffering for his Gayness he should just buy some lube.

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If this is about him suffering for his Gayness he should just buy some lube.

I just spat milk, and possibly a Lucky Charm marshmallow, through my nose.

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well, you should remember to jack off away from the face. silly.

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Huh?

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I don't give a fuck if he's gay.

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They always come straight here, don't they?

No one does give a fuck, hon. No one does.

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Ok. Good.