I wish I could write as well as Chuck.

/me goes attempt masturbate to gay porn.

Man, that guy sounds like a douche.

I can't believe everyone cares so much about such a non issue.... Gay or not chuck has been in a committed relationship for YEARS! This means no matter what your gender, you don't have a chance. Just a little info for those who don't know from someone who attests groupies.....

THAT IS NOT CONCENTRATED TALENT/FAME COMING OUT OF THE END OF THEIR DICK!

and the award for best newbie goes to...

Are you trying to tell me Lady GaGa lied to me?!

Isn't talent something that could be inherited though? So if you had a kid, that could be talent/fame coming out the end of their dick.

I attested a groupie once. Gave me the hives.

i dont care wut Chuck is or isnt, he's a GREAT author. u can say wut u want about this but i was KINDA suprised when i read that he's gay (i believe it was in Stranger Than Fiction or another book bio). Either way, I WANNA FIGHT HIM!!!!! U ROCK CHUCK!!!!! (but sum of your fans r WAY TOO UPTIGHT N SENSITIVE)

Wonder Woman NOOOOOOOO!

Like you wouldn't?

if i was tied to the table, it would come with me !! ~no pun intended there~

This is an uber dumb thread but to those interested here's an interview with Chuck where he discusses this. It's from the Advocate(the gay mag in case someone dosen't know) http://www.advocate.com/article.aspx?id=22541

Also,if anyone has that angry mp3 of Chuck addressing the reporter from entertainment weekly(I think) about outting him. I will trade you some stuff for it. PM ME. I've got alot of weird obscure mp3s and stuff and will happily trade.

Well this changes nothing about how I feel about him as an author or a person. Reading his stories with all of the descriptive sexual content with women, I thought, "Wow, Chuck must get a lot of pussy." I thought he threw gay content in there because he wanted to connect with all of his readers. Now I am having flashbacks like at the end of a Saw movie about all the hints there are in his books.

OMG CHUCK PALAHNIUK IS NOT STRAIGHT I AM AS DISCOMBOBULATED AS WHEN I FOUND OUT MY OTHER FAVOURITE AUTHOR BRET EASTON ELLIS WAS GAY OMG OMG I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN OMG OMFG!!!!11

he's only partially gay though.

this isn't gonna make much sense cause im just pissed off and it is early

As a predominantly gay man, this thread is so full of ehhh.

Living a life where on the surface I appear str8, and a huge number of str8 guys find me agreeable(i know i know hard to believe)

and then they suddenly find out i am gay, a lot, about 80% are like, "Well dude, I don't have a problem with that, it's cool."

It infuriates me. Suddenly I am no longer Tejun, I am Gay Tejun, it fucking pisses me off. They look down their nose at you from that point on, they see you as a pet monkey or midget. Like something is wrong with you, but they are cool because they hang with you.

Some, total huge douche bags just stop being friends with you.

ALL OF THESE COCK MONGERS WHO ADHERE TO THE CURRENT DEFINITION OF GAY AND SEE THEMSELVES OF BENEVOLENT LOVERS OF HUMANITY BECAUSE THEY ALLOW THEMSELVES TO REMAIN FANS OF A FAG, WELL IT IS NOT QUITE THE SAME AS ACTUALLY ACCEPTING THEM.

BECAUSE IN THE END YOU ARE NOT ACCEPTING CHUCK, YOU ARE ACTUALLY ISOLATING THE THING FURTHER, BY SEEING A SUDDEN DIFFERENCE, NOW YOU ARE NOT FANS OF CHUCK, YOUR FANS OF THAT GAY GUY THAT WROTE FIGHT CLUB....

MAKES ME SICK. Is your whole idea of The Chuck contingent on him having sex with some hot chicks every night? Is Fight Club less tough because Chuck fucks guys? Is guts less horrific because Chuck is gay?

P.S. I AM NOT YELLING!!

It is interesting, I just discovered his gayness and the only thing that changed for me was the possibility of hooking up with him just increased 1000fold LOL.

Tejun

I've said it before. I'll say it again. I <3 this thread! XD

...seriously, are you a Speech/Comm major or something?

I don't know what would you call it? I have sex with males, mostly like 99% of the time, and I do have sex with women the other 1% of the time?

I only fall in love with men, I have never felt love for a woman, like I do for a man? So this was the most appropriate term I could apply to myself. Oh and I didn't say it first, some guy was describing me when we were all fucked up on drugs, and it stuck, because we laughed about it for ever!

Tejun

You're completely gay. Or you're bi. Not predominantly anything.

i think its obvious that chuck is not gay there seem to be some homo erotic undertones, but most of what i can see in his movies , so a mans struggle to connect with his sexual identity in a post feminist world. One can deduce , quite fairly, that his mother was somewhat over-bearing and restrictive . Chuck has probably struggled with the ideals of sexuality especially his own , and probably has slight prejudices resulting...blah blah blah ...........I dont think so

Son, please sit down. I need you to buy a painter's tarp and cover the floors in your room, because what I'm goign to tell you may come as an unpleasant surprise on the magnitude that your cranium may violently decompress.

Chuck said in an interview that he's...you know...

GAY!

I'll have a crew come by to mop up the mess.

Maybe he's, like, Flintstones gay and not, you know, Nathan Lane gay?

I miss Tuffy

He's gone to a better place.

A place with WiFi!

...and where it doesn't matter if chuck is gay or not

RIWiFi Tuffy

its funny how you think the words you say hurt me

but honestly who cares he's gay so was st.james ...why do you have crush?( asking honestly)

You should join the Flat Earth Society. They believe the 100% literal words of the Bible regardless of what mountains of evidence there are to the contrary. I think you'd fit right in.

um ...sure dude ..um i am a gnostic not a fundamentalist you should go back to the bitter hole you come out of , next time bust out with a dictionary or google the terms you dont understand you do not know what my beliefs are..but I do know your afraid of someone knowing more about a subject than you ..especially yourself besides to assume what I am without speaking to me first proves while on the other extreme of fundamentalists you are just as knave , vapid , and stuck in your own ass . Plus a lot of sex-addicts tend to say their gay to avoid any temptations and if he is i hope he gets such a plowing he cums out of his mouth

true we dont....careful we are the majority

I'm sorry, I forgot the appropriate tags.

[harmless sarcasm]You should join the Flat Earth Society. They believe the 100% literal words of the Bible regardless of what mountains of evidence there are to the contrary. I think you'd fit right in.[/harmless sarcasm]

But I suppose we can be "knave" [sic] together.

For future reference we do have a sarcasm font.

I forget if its h2 or h3, though.

Mexican math is different that American math.

wotta fag!

[they] cook your meals, [they] haul your trash, [they] connect your calls, [they] drive your ambulances, [they] guard you while you sleep. Do not fuck with [them].

Fight Club is about a bunch of gay wetbacks!

um actually its really a lot closer to 30 percent and if anything bitch youre the wetback my blood was already hear to you, and your imperalist ancestors took it over and killed 500 nations of indians with a currency system government but no sense of land ownership ....i wanna pull a lil bighorn on your ass...but i am not im lady :-X

"Pulling a Little Big Horn on Your Ass" was my nickname in highschool.

I wasn't going to say anything, but yeah, using the American Indian/anti-imperialist argument and supporting it with "land ownership" strikes me as a bit odd.

"One does not sell the earth on which the people walk," says Crazy Horse, yeah?

As King Beaner around these parts, I want to let the record show that I am not offended by this thread any more than I am offended by any other thread. That said, I am still offended!

Can we merge these two silly gayness threads? I can't keep up with TWO.

i want this to be the gay wetbacks fight club thread! for starters who thinks the fag in the fight club tees ad is sooo hot!?

GOD I really WANT to shoot HIM in the FACE!

Whether or not Chuck is a homosexual, what business is it of ours? Grow up.

No matter his sexual preference or choice of lifestyle, he is one of our generations best authors and we are all lucky that he's given us any advice at all.

You know whats worse than homophobes? Faggots that tell people they're a homophobe if they hate faggots. ugh