Chuck Palahniuk Gay???????

169 replies jump to bottom
xec8
Life is a cow and I'm a motherfucking butcher.
xec8's picture
From: Palmeida City
Joined: 04/26/2005
User is online
Amy_Cunn wrote:

Instead of everyone going back and forth about Chuck being gay, read his Biography! And who gives a damn if he is!!! He is an inspiration!! I am straight. And I am married! But I will always and forever support GAY Rights!!

Photobucket

__________________________

Spartan art is the real made hysterical.

Tuffy
Joined: 03/29/2009
User offline. Last seen 6 hours 49 min ago.

Phil, you really need your shirt off in that picture for full-effect.

Get it off.

You heard me.

Lose the clothes, Love-Bot!

xec8
Life is a cow and I'm a motherfucking butcher.
xec8's picture
From: Palmeida City
Joined: 04/26/2005
User is online
Tuffy wrote:

Phil, you really need your shirt off in that picture for full-effect.

Get it off.

You heard me.

Lose the clothes, Love-Bot!

Next time I'm in the sunlight (it's midnight here) I'll pose shirtless.

__________________________

Spartan art is the real made hysterical.

nathaniel parker
once taught a whale to jump out of it's tail.
nathaniel parker's picture
From: aboard The Pequod
Joined: 06/23/2005
User offline. Last seen 6 hours 36 min ago.

I support my dead gay son!

Six On The Dot
You can't imagine how much fun we're having.
Six On The Dot's picture
From: Bed
Joined: 12/05/2003
User offline. Last seen 23 min 16 sec ago.

Am I gay???????

__________________________


The Basement.

MCDrake
The Last Baron
MCDrake's picture
From: Fort Gordon/Augusta, Georgia
Joined: 03/21/2009
User offline. Last seen 4 days 10 hours ago.

Yes.

__________________________

www.matthewcdrake.blogspot.com

Now I write, when I'm away, letters that you'll never read.

Dark Passenger
Hungry
Dark Passenger's picture
Joined: 07/30/2009
User offline. Last seen 5 weeks 3 days ago.

Never knew that he's gay. Good job I just read his books and not bend down naked in front of him.

Six On The Dot
You can't imagine how much fun we're having.
Six On The Dot's picture
From: Bed
Joined: 12/05/2003
User offline. Last seen 23 min 16 sec ago.

w00t!

__________________________


The Basement.

scerpica
missus pica
scerpica's picture
From: germany
Joined: 07/26/2005
User offline. Last seen 16 hours 5 min ago.

what biography is this person i couldn´t be bothered to quote talking about?

__________________________

scerpica's Most Interesting Photos on Flickriver

Six On The Dot
You can't imagine how much fun we're having.
Six On The Dot's picture
From: Bed
Joined: 12/05/2003
User offline. Last seen 23 min 16 sec ago.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Palahniuk

Obviously.

__________________________


The Basement.

Six On The Dot
You can't imagine how much fun we're having.
Six On The Dot's picture
From: Bed
Joined: 12/05/2003
User offline. Last seen 23 min 16 sec ago.

Ugh, I read the first sentence on that link as "is an American transgender fiction novelist"

__________________________


The Basement.

scerpica
missus pica
scerpica's picture
From: germany
Joined: 07/26/2005
User offline. Last seen 16 hours 5 min ago.

i got an idea!
we , the lovely cult people , should write a biography about his highness!

__________________________

scerpica's Most Interesting Photos on Flickriver

HUNTERCARSON
Joined: 10/12/2008
User offline. Last seen 1 week 4 days ago.

chuck aint gay his boyfriend is!

__________________________

why lie? fuck it! - ive got flies in my eyes - so be it!!

prettyboy.thats...
prettyboy.thatsugly.onthe.inside's picture
Joined: 08/06/2009
User offline. Last seen 15 weeks 2 days ago.

Why does the title of this thread even have a question mark(s) contained in it? Ummm...only a power bottom could/would write basically every protagonist as self deprecating and aloof. Duh.

__________________________

Still my guitar gently weeps...

Imke
Imke's picture
From: Squaremountains
Joined: 06/22/2008
User offline. Last seen 15 min 37 sec ago.

Power bottom? Dear jesus, please don't tell me that's another way of saying homo.

__________________________

og eg kan vel ikkje berre vere ingen stad heller -
and I can't just be nowhere either

big S
23 hour party people
big S's picture
From: TX
Joined: 03/30/2004
User offline. Last seen 6 hours 22 min ago.

explain 'gay rights' to me. why do they need their own special rights like they're that different than normal people. no, gays aren't normal. ah forget, that sentence made little sense. instead, here:

Tuffy
Joined: 03/29/2009
User offline. Last seen 6 hours 49 min ago.

Why do the newbs always go straight to the Gay thread? Why? Huh? WHY???

Dark Passenger
Hungry
Dark Passenger's picture
Joined: 07/30/2009
User offline. Last seen 5 weeks 3 days ago.

Well, speaking for myself, I knew this would be the safest bet on catching your attention <3

nathaniel parker
once taught a whale to jump out of it's tail.
nathaniel parker's picture
From: aboard The Pequod
Joined: 06/23/2005
User offline. Last seen 6 hours 36 min ago.
big S wrote:

explain 'gay rights' to me. why do they need their own special rights like they're that different than normal people. no, gays aren't normal. ah forget, that sentence made little sense. instead, here:

I've seen gayer.

Tuffy
Joined: 03/29/2009
User offline. Last seen 6 hours 49 min ago.

Isn't this a case of Pot/Kettle Dichotomy? I mean, looks to me like Shocked Pointing Guy died both his hair and goatee in the same vat of Kotton-Kandie Pinque as Awkward Bird-Looking Person whom I am reasonably convinced is a woman and thus actually less "gay". Or, possibly, Awkward Bird-Looking Person is Very Out and/or More Gender-Bending Than Charro's Pudenda Lipo and therefore less "gay" than the closeted Shocked Pointing Guy. N'est-ce pas?

JKabol
i just wanna be a real boy
JKabol's picture
From: my wife said it was okay
Joined: 12/03/2003
User offline. Last seen 6 days 1 hour ago.

[/quote]
I've seen gayer. [/quote]

are you talkin bout morey

__________________________

I'm a real nice guy, loyal to his family and friends, like to help old people and I play well with children, but there is a very dark side to the moon. A predilection for the psychopathic, I have a history of violence I would like to herald always as ancient history. But some guys just wont listen, just wont let go.

Tuffy
Joined: 03/29/2009
User offline. Last seen 6 hours 49 min ago.

Qutefail == awesome!

In related unrelated Pointless Announcement news, I didn't have to shoot Lovenox today! Yay!

Dark Passenger
Hungry
Dark Passenger's picture
Joined: 07/30/2009
User offline. Last seen 5 weeks 3 days ago.

One guy's enjoying holding his tit, and what's that on the other's T-shirt? 'Cock Spa???r'...

Tuffy
Joined: 03/29/2009
User offline. Last seen 6 hours 49 min ago.
JKabol wrote:

are you talkin bout morey

...and I think he's talking about Phil.

JKabol
i just wanna be a real boy
JKabol's picture
From: my wife said it was okay
Joined: 12/03/2003
User offline. Last seen 6 days 1 hour ago.
Imke wrote:

Power bottom? Dear jesus, please don't tell me that's another way of saying homo.

worse than that, a bottom person only ever receives and never takes control. i had a friend who confessed once to me that he was only a top person. he'd never be a bottom. confused me because i thought to a gay man, that was all part of the tea party. but he loved oral, something he talked about often, and he could never understand why a man would perform oral on a woman. he worded it differently, but i'll spare you. i never even tried to understand his view, it was so different from mine. anyrate, ramble ramble

__________________________

I'm a real nice guy, loyal to his family and friends, like to help old people and I play well with children, but there is a very dark side to the moon. A predilection for the psychopathic, I have a history of violence I would like to herald always as ancient history. But some guys just wont listen, just wont let go.

Tuffy
Joined: 03/29/2009
User offline. Last seen 6 hours 49 min ago.

Cock Sparrer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_Sparrer

Edit: And the guy on the far Right's shirt says $wingin' Utter$. FYI

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swingin_Utters

JKabol
i just wanna be a real boy
JKabol's picture
From: my wife said it was okay
Joined: 12/03/2003
User offline. Last seen 6 days 1 hour ago.

hey, when did brother phil start wearing blush ?

__________________________

I'm a real nice guy, loyal to his family and friends, like to help old people and I play well with children, but there is a very dark side to the moon. A predilection for the psychopathic, I have a history of violence I would like to herald always as ancient history. But some guys just wont listen, just wont let go.

Dark Passenger
Hungry
Dark Passenger's picture
Joined: 07/30/2009
User offline. Last seen 5 weeks 3 days ago.

My girlfriend's gay mate, who is now my gay mate ... so, my gay mate, he's a topper. He's only bottomed once, and that was for 100 pills. I don't condone it - topping, bottoming, or pilling. He says it's hard to find a good match. It's like, you find a girl, she takes the cock ... hopefully. But, he can find a guy that he really likes only to find that they both want to give. It's a hard life, being a gay.

Police

Dark Passenger
Hungry
Dark Passenger's picture
Joined: 07/30/2009
User offline. Last seen 5 weeks 3 days ago.
Tuffy wrote:

Cock Sparrer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_Sparrer

Edit: And the guy on the far Right's shirt says $wingin' Utter$. FYI

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swingin_Utters

You're a wealth of knowledge. Or you just have better eyesight than I do.

JKabol
i just wanna be a real boy
JKabol's picture
From: my wife said it was okay
Joined: 12/03/2003
User offline. Last seen 6 days 1 hour ago.

compatibility issues are just as problematic among non gay daters. i mean, it's easy for a man to say something like "If it's a woman, i'll find a way to fuck her", but under normal circumstances, the first few times are mostly gonna be as awkward as the spelling of the word awkward. yeah.

__________________________

I'm a real nice guy, loyal to his family and friends, like to help old people and I play well with children, but there is a very dark side to the moon. A predilection for the psychopathic, I have a history of violence I would like to herald always as ancient history. But some guys just wont listen, just wont let go.

chubby chops
wanted and desired
chubby chops's picture
From: Oz
Joined: 01/14/2009
User offline. Last seen 1 week 4 days ago.

Chuck's a fucking queer and you're all faggots for reading his books.

__________________________

"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."

Imke
Imke's picture
From: Squaremountains
Joined: 06/22/2008
User offline. Last seen 15 min 37 sec ago.
JKabol wrote:
Imke wrote:

Power bottom? Dear jesus, please don't tell me that's another way of saying homo.

worse than that, a bottom person only ever receives and never takes control. i had a friend who confessed once to me that he was only a top person. he'd never be a bottom. confused me because i thought to a gay man, that was all part of the tea party. but he loved oral, something he talked about often, and he could never understand why a man would perform oral on a woman. he worded it differently, but i'll spare you. i never even tried to understand his view, it was so different from mine. anyrate, ramble ramble

Power bottom... *Sigh* Alright then!

__________________________

og eg kan vel ikkje berre vere ingen stad heller -
and I can't just be nowhere either

nathaniel parker
once taught a whale to jump out of it's tail.
nathaniel parker's picture
From: aboard The Pequod
Joined: 06/23/2005
User offline. Last seen 6 hours 36 min ago.

but wouldn't the "Power" part insinuate that they take some sort of control whilst under there? Maybe giving directions or something?

Dark Passenger
Hungry
Dark Passenger's picture
Joined: 07/30/2009
User offline. Last seen 5 weeks 3 days ago.
JKabol wrote:

compatibility issues are just as problematic among non gay daters. i mean, it's easy for a man to say something like "If it's a woman, i'll find a way to fuck her", but under normal circumstances, the first few times are mostly gonna be as awkward as the spelling of the word awkward. yeah.

I know, obviously so....

I've never met a girl who's said, 'You don't fuck me. I fuck you!' and then pulls out a strap-on. Although there is a first for everything.

JKabol
i just wanna be a real boy
JKabol's picture
From: my wife said it was okay
Joined: 12/03/2003
User offline. Last seen 6 days 1 hour ago.

she pulls out an eight incher from her totebag purse and says, "Baby, I'ma rock your world."

i would fucking run Smile Big

__________________________

I'm a real nice guy, loyal to his family and friends, like to help old people and I play well with children, but there is a very dark side to the moon. A predilection for the psychopathic, I have a history of violence I would like to herald always as ancient history. But some guys just wont listen, just wont let go.

xec8
Life is a cow and I'm a motherfucking butcher.
xec8's picture
From: Palmeida City
Joined: 04/26/2005
User is online
JKabol wrote:

hey, when did brother phil start wearing blush ?

Ever since our eyes met across the room and I knew I'd have to work harder to win your heart!

__________________________

Spartan art is the real made hysterical.

JKabol
i just wanna be a real boy
JKabol's picture
From: my wife said it was okay
Joined: 12/03/2003
User offline. Last seen 6 days 1 hour ago.

you won that like more than a year ago, brother
Glasses

__________________________

I'm a real nice guy, loyal to his family and friends, like to help old people and I play well with children, but there is a very dark side to the moon. A predilection for the psychopathic, I have a history of violence I would like to herald always as ancient history. But some guys just wont listen, just wont let go.

nathaniel parker
once taught a whale to jump out of it's tail.
nathaniel parker's picture
From: aboard The Pequod
Joined: 06/23/2005
User offline. Last seen 6 hours 36 min ago.

What if "Chuck Palahniuk Gay" is a state of being.
Like to describe someone, you'd say "Well, he's Chuck Palahniuk Gay, not Richard Simmons Gay."

mt_hope88
The_Bishop_of_X****
mt_hope88's picture
From: The Woodlands, TX
Joined: 06/30/2009
User offline. Last seen 2 days 27 min ago.

Having explored my sexuality at a very young age by openly having sex with both my male and female friends I can state that this should not be an issue. Preference does not take away from tone. If you begin to look at fight club differently because he's gay, you might want to take a long hard (har har) look in the mirror, because you might be gay. Statistics show that the most outspoken anti-gay activists are closet homosexuals. Just look at all of our politicians getting dirty in airport bathrooms. Mayors, governors, husbands, uncles, fathers, are coming out of the closet.

I had heard that chuck is gay, I didn't know if it was true, but knowing that does not phase me. And the fact that we are dwelling on this shows that there is something really wrong with the psyche of the society in which the person who made this post was raised in.

Fight club was supposed to be a statement about machoness taking over and getting out of control. Because they lacked strong father figures. The fact that one chooses a certain sexuality should never change the message, and it should never change the view of the human.

We should all probably take a second to realize that right now we are all on a computer contemplating one man's sexuality. That is not something we should be doing. Move on.

Tuffy
Joined: 03/29/2009
User offline. Last seen 6 hours 49 min ago.
nathaniel parker wrote:
Tuffy wrote:
Tuffy wrote:
xec8 wrote:
MCDrake wrote:
nathaniel parker wrote:
xec8 wrote:

And I can't believe you bothered to bump this thread to display your sanctimonious nature.

Every time this thread is bumped, somewhere a fairy drops down dead.

From a hate crime!

*cough*

big S
23 hour party people
big S's picture
From: TX
Joined: 03/30/2004
User offline. Last seen 6 hours 22 min ago.

i knew there were gays in the woodlands.

Allen Wayne
Thank you Taylor(writemetolife) for the avatar! You Rule! :)
Allen Wayne's picture
From: LosersVille, Pop: ME
Joined: 08/07/2009
User offline. Last seen 10 weeks 2 days ago.

Man,I've come across so much "outing" and contributed to a little too in my two days here at the Cult. I don't think it matters if our authors and superheroes prefer the company of men or women as long as they're not Mexican Smile (I am kidding,no offence to anyone)

__________________________

You shit on these nukkas two times Dr.Dre?
Oh Fo' Sho'!

monkeywright
Since 1862.
monkeywright's picture
From: Los Angeles
Joined: 12/05/2004
User offline. Last seen 3 hours 48 min ago.

I'm offended that you don't actually hate Hispanic people. They're taking my jobs!

__________________________

"To fail to embrace my dreams now would be a disgrace so great that sin itself would not be able to find a name for it." - Werner Herzog

Allen Wayne
Thank you Taylor(writemetolife) for the avatar! You Rule! :)
Allen Wayne's picture
From: LosersVille, Pop: ME
Joined: 08/07/2009
User offline. Last seen 10 weeks 2 days ago.
monkeywright wrote:

I'm offended that you don't actually hate Hispanic people. They're taking my jobs!

A person who works hard,long,hours with little pay, tax free, "under the table" probably appeals to employers more than an American demanding fair wages,insurance,and unions and whatnot. I mean, if you were an employer who do you think would be less hassle to hire?

__________________________

You shit on these nukkas two times Dr.Dre?
Oh Fo' Sho'!

monkeywright
Since 1862.
monkeywright's picture
From: Los Angeles
Joined: 12/05/2004
User offline. Last seen 3 hours 48 min ago.

A Hispanic has taken every job I've ever held, and slept with all my womens! And stolen every cent of my paycheck!

__________________________

"To fail to embrace my dreams now would be a disgrace so great that sin itself would not be able to find a name for it." - Werner Herzog

Ritt
We want you to find a way to grind our bodies into PETROLEUM!!!
Ritt's picture
From: Why? Because we like you! M-I-C...K-E-Y...M-O-U-S-E....
Joined: 07/07/2007
User offline. Last seen 3 hours 27 min ago.

and taken all my electronics and yard equipment and automobiles!

__________________________
writemetolife wrote:

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST TALE EVER TOLD EVER.

Two blondes walked into a train track. Between the two of them, you'd think they'd--

Allen Wayne
Thank you Taylor(writemetolife) for the avatar! You Rule! :)
Allen Wayne's picture
From: LosersVille, Pop: ME
Joined: 08/07/2009
User offline. Last seen 10 weeks 2 days ago.

A hispanic killed my father and raped my mother!..wait,that could actually happen,no irony or humor there,and I'm sorry to anyone who's families' have been affected by hispanics Sad

__________________________

You shit on these nukkas two times Dr.Dre?
Oh Fo' Sho'!

monkeywright
Since 1862.
monkeywright's picture
From: Los Angeles
Joined: 12/05/2004
User offline. Last seen 3 hours 48 min ago.

I have to sleep in the same bed as a Hispanic guy tonight!

__________________________

"To fail to embrace my dreams now would be a disgrace so great that sin itself would not be able to find a name for it." - Werner Herzog

scerpica
missus pica
scerpica's picture
From: germany
Joined: 07/26/2005
User offline. Last seen 16 hours 5 min ago.

will you guys be in there at the same time at least? otherwise that´s not chuck.p.-gay AT ALL.

__________________________

scerpica's Most Interesting Photos on Flickriver

Smartazboy
Same as it ever was.
Smartazboy's picture
From: Chicano, Illinoise
Joined: 10/03/2004
User offline. Last seen 2 hours 18 min ago.

A Mexican had sex with my mother!

__________________________

Sometimes when I'm really stoned, and I close my eyes, I can't honestly say whether or not I'm wearing a hat. - Nightrious

Police