Chuck Palahniuk Gay???????
My daydreams usually involve an over-sized tricycle, a nun, a midget, and a miniature poodle.
I don't know if I'd really call it a daydream or not, but this morning I decided, that on the off-chance I'm with someone and we run into either of those Gallagher comedians out in the real world, that i'd tell whoever I was with "Hey! That's Gallagher!" and then act like it's an animal planet show and be all like "Be careful they scare easily in the wild. If you're gentle though, he might come up and nibble watermelon out of your hand."
This also depends on us happening to have a watermelon with us.
Then the person will go up to him and Gallagher would kind of sniff it and look at them and then all of a sudden pound his fist down on it whilst yelling "Sledge-o-matic!" and watermelon would gush all over them. and I would laugh and laugh.
It is awesome that Chuck is gay and out.
For all who think gay men are wimps: suck it.
That's what he said.

Ha!
They are wimpy, they cry and take in shirts.
my reaction when I saw this bumped:
fist pumped in the air, "Hot damn! He's Gay again!"
It's just a phase. He'll get over it.

Next year, he'll be Asian. He just goes with the trends. such a poser.
Shit, is it cool to be Asian now?
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West Asian. Like Indian or Pakistani.

Pakistani is South Asian, no?
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Sure.

Everything from the ELB post down made me laugh a lot.
I wuv you guys.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Chuck just needs a bit of aversion therapy, he'll get over this phase. 
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." ~ Albert Einstein
It's back!
YESSS!!!
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So I was thinking. We should make a pool for the next time this thread will surface. We could all place bets on a certain week in a certain month or maybe the first or last half of the month.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Start a thread or a facebook page so the noobs don't catch on to our betting.
Can we bet body parts and inanimate objects?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Start a thread or a facebook page so the noobs don't catch on to our betting.
I'll take 20 bux of that action.
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." ~ Albert Einstein
Start a thread or a facebook page so the noobs don't catch on to our betting.
I'll take 20 bux of that action.
We don't except loonies and toonies.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
i STILL cant believe we're STILL talking about *this*
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“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin
Believe it.
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." ~ Albert Einstein
We aren't.
- Noobs show up.
- Noobs either A) Become self-righteous, or secondly, Pretend to be clever/outrageous
- We mock them.
Pretty simple really.
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I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO ATTEND MY FIGHT CLUB AGAIN!! IT'S ALL A BUNCH OF HOMOS?
How did you not figure that out? A bunch of half naked dudes in a sweaty room watching two guys roll around on a floor...hmmm?
I've been to str8er gay clubs.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
"The first rule of Gay Club is, If this is your first night at Gay Club, you have to dance!"
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
So am I to understand that you can't "Power up" in real life by inserting a man's penis in your mouth?
Opposed to a females penis?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
hahaha
Well, there are some strange websites.
If by strange you mean awesome, and if by websites you mean my life...
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Start a thread or a facebook page so the noobs don't catch on to our betting.
I'll take 20 bux of that action.
We don't except loonies and toonies.
Quarters?
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." ~ Albert Einstein
lol alright - I can't think of anything...
Ahahahahaa!
I love how Crazydiamond is pretending they're not one of the noobs and is in on the mocking. Great stuff. But no, Diamond, we are talking about you.
And yes, we should start a bet. Would be fun.
Ahahahahaa!
I love how Crazydiamond is pretending they're not one of the noobs and is in on the mocking. Great stuff. But no, Diamond, we are talking about you.
And yes, we should start a bet. Would be fun.
I am glad you are talking about me I was starting to feel left out.
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." ~ Albert Einstein
Shut up. Talking about you, not to you.
Harsh.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Yeah, I thought so. That O'Donnell guy's a real prick sometimes.
FAGGOT!
For future reference do prefer Sir O'Donnell or is asshole OK?
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." ~ Albert Einstein
I love you!

FAGGOT!
This makes me miss the nemesis thread. I want a new nemesis!

