Chuck Palahniuk Gay???????

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My daydreams usually involve an over-sized tricycle, a nun, a midget, and a miniature poodle.

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I don't know if I'd really call it a daydream or not, but this morning I decided, that on the off-chance I'm with someone and we run into either of those Gallagher comedians out in the real world, that i'd tell whoever I was with "Hey! That's Gallagher!" and then act like it's an animal planet show and be all like "Be careful they scare easily in the wild. If you're gentle though, he might come up and nibble watermelon out of your hand."
This also depends on us happening to have a watermelon with us.
Then the person will go up to him and Gallagher would kind of sniff it and look at them and then all of a sudden pound his fist down on it whilst yelling "Sledge-o-matic!" and watermelon would gush all over them. and I would laugh and laugh.

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It is awesome that Chuck is gay and out.

For all who think gay men are wimps: suck it.

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That's what he said.

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Ha!

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He can't hear... Can you, you big fox-hunting, badger baiting, tweed-shirt bumfuck homophobe?
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They are wimpy, they cry and take in shirts.

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my reaction when I saw this bumped:
fist pumped in the air, "Hot damn! He's Gay again!"

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It's just a phase. He'll get over it.

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Next year, he'll be Asian. He just goes with the trends. such a poser.

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Shit, is it cool to be Asian now?

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West Asian. Like Indian or Pakistani.

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Pakistani is South Asian, no?

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Sure.

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Everything from the ELB post down made me laugh a lot.

I wuv you guys.

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Chuck just needs a bit of aversion therapy, he'll get over this phase. Police

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It's back!

YESSS!!!

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So I was thinking. We should make a pool for the next time this thread will surface. We could all place bets on a certain week in a certain month or maybe the first or last half of the month.

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ScribblingDes wrote:
So I was thinking. We should make a pool for the next time this thread will surface. We could all place bets on a certain week in a certain month or maybe the first or last half of the month.

Start a thread or a facebook page so the noobs don't catch on to our betting.
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Can we bet body parts and inanimate objects?

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audreythirteen wrote:
ScribblingDes wrote:
So I was thinking. We should make a pool for the next time this thread will surface. We could all place bets on a certain week in a certain month or maybe the first or last half of the month.

Start a thread or a facebook page so the noobs don't catch on to our betting.

I'll take 20 bux of that action.
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crazydiamond13 wrote:
audreythirteen wrote:
ScribblingDes wrote:
So I was thinking. We should make a pool for the next time this thread will surface. We could all place bets on a certain week in a certain month or maybe the first or last half of the month.

Start a thread or a facebook page so the noobs don't catch on to our betting.

I'll take 20 bux of that action.

We don't except loonies and toonies.

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i STILL cant believe we're STILL talking about *this*

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Atomos wrote:
i STILL cant believe we're STILL talking about *this*

Believe it.
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i STILL cant believe we're STILL talking about *this*

We aren't.

  1. Noobs show up.
  2. Noobs either A) Become self-righteous, or secondly, Pretend to be clever/outrageous
  3. We mock them.

Pretty simple really.

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I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO ATTEND MY FIGHT CLUB AGAIN!! IT'S ALL A BUNCH OF HOMOS?

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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PGoutis01 wrote:
I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO ATTEND MY FIGHT CLUB AGAIN!! IT'S ALL A BUNCH OF HOMOS?

How did you not figure that out? A bunch of half naked dudes in a sweaty room watching two guys roll around on a floor...hmmm?
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I've been to str8er gay clubs.

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So am I to understand that you can't "Power up" in real life by inserting a man's penis in your mouth?

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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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Opposed to a females penis?

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hahaha
Well, there are some strange websites.

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188416 wrote:
Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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If by strange you mean awesome, and if by websites you mean my life...

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Noahrm23 wrote:
crazydiamond13 wrote:
audreythirteen wrote:
ScribblingDes wrote:
So I was thinking. We should make a pool for the next time this thread will surface. We could all place bets on a certain week in a certain month or maybe the first or last half of the month.

Start a thread or a facebook page so the noobs don't catch on to our betting.

I'll take 20 bux of that action.

We don't except loonies and toonies.

Quarters?

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Noahrm23 wrote:
If by strange you mean awesome, and if by websites you mean my life...

lol alright - I can't think of anything...
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Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.
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Noahrm23 wrote:
If by strange you mean awesome, and if by websites you mean my life...

Ahahahahaa!

I love how Crazydiamond is pretending they're not one of the noobs and is in on the mocking. Great stuff. But no, Diamond, we are talking about you.

And yes, we should start a bet. Would be fun.

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matthew.odonnell wrote:
Noahrm23 wrote:
If by strange you mean awesome, and if by websites you mean my life...

Ahahahahaa!

I love how Crazydiamond is pretending they're not one of the noobs and is in on the mocking. Great stuff. But no, Diamond, we are talking about you.

And yes, we should start a bet. Would be fun.

I am glad you are talking about me I was starting to feel left out.

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Shut up. Talking about you, not to you.

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Harsh.

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Yeah, I thought so. That O'Donnell guy's a real prick sometimes.

FAGGOT!
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matthew.odonnell wrote:
Shut up. Talking about you, not to you.

For future reference do prefer Sir O'Donnell or is asshole OK?

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matthew.odonnell wrote:
Shut up. Talking about you, not to you.

I love you! Love
matthew.odonnell wrote:
Yeah, I thought so. That O'Donnell guy's a real prick sometimes.
FAGGOT!

This makes me miss the nemesis thread. I want a new nemesis!

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