Chuck Palahniuk Gay???????

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It came as a BIG surprise to read on another forum that Chuck Palahniuk is gay. Is this true, ie. confirmed fact, not a rumour?

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He's as queer as a three dollar bill.

http://chuckpalahniuk.net/node/1030418

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Damn.

I gotta say I'm a bit disappointed.

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Why? Do you have a thing for him?

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he's my boyfriend, so stop.

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i love chuck Photobucket" alt="" />

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In Russia wrote:
Damn.

I gotta say I'm a bit disappointed.

I gotta say I'm a bit disappointed in you for being disappointed that he's gay.

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In Russia wrote:
Damn.

I gotta say I'm a bit disappointed.

I'd love it if this was InRussia's final post.

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morey wrote:
i love chuck Photobucket" alt="" />

show him your Chuck panties!
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Agree with Bug

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I'm dissapointed too. Sad

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About Chuck's gayness or that one dude's response?

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This is hilarious.

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And what happened to Suglia?

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A little of both. Hey Chuck can love any man he wants but i was hoping that maybe he'd be into to chicks and I could have a chance.

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Ah, ok.

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FamousAmous08 wrote:
A little of both. Hey Chuck can love any man he wants but i was hoping that maybe he'd be into to chicks and I could have a chance.

Orientation notwithstanding, you know he's like twice your age, right?

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Age ain't nuthin' butta numbah!

That is so true, plus I've always sort of had a thing for older guys.
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Trust me, they're WAY overrated. Don't marry one.

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Alecia wrote:
Trust me, they're WAY overrated. Don't marry one.

I'll take your advice, also I have no intention of getting married, there are too many things I have to do to be tied down.
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Alecia wrote:
Trust me, they're WAY overrated.

Hey, dammit!
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I think we should make starting "is chuck gay" threads bannable.

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We don't ban stupid and/or boring people so that's probably not going to happen.

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monkeywright wrote:
Alecia wrote:
Trust me, they're WAY overrated.

Hey, dammit!

OK, only some!

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We don't ban stupid and/or boring people

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Mexicreatin wrote:
mirka wrote:
We don't ban stupid and/or boring people

our blessing, and our curse.

Statement made.

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Hahahaha meerk, love the sig. i was reading bethany's and then i started reading yours and it didnt make sense for a few focus-adjusting moments haha

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I love my sig too, Thank you for providing such a delightful and wacky sig that makes me smile when I post. Smile

I do that too, read people's sigs all jumbled and they make stories sometimes.

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I guess I'm not surprised.

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What's with the blatantly fiendish noobs?

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Oh right so now that you found out that he's gay you would stop reading his amazing books which once you've considered to be so but then you didn't know Mr. P . was homosexual. Omg, the ignorance !

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What the FUCK?! Why do people keep thinking Chuck is gay? You can want it to happen all you'd like, but it isn't so! You hear me?! It just isn't so!!! I'm gonna go watch half-naked men wrestle around in fight club so I can feel ULTRA HETERO.

Just because he goes on tour with those nicely starched dress shirts, and he has that little lapdog, and he lives with some guy, and wears those yellow sneakers, and...and...oh GOD....OH GOD! NOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!

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Breath,man... just breath. It'll be okay. You can block this memory out.

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maybe quite a bit of the shock comes from readers who feel they are partially gay if they read a guy writer. like they'll contract the gay, and that shit just doesnt wash off right.

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I really don't care if Chuck is gay. His books are really enjoyable despite everything that could be said about the man.

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I can't believe people are 'disappointed'. His books are no less enjoyable and he is no less of a great person because of his sexual preference.

Grow up, tolerance is a vital necessity in the real world.

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And I can't believe you bothered to bump this thread to display your sanctimonious nature.

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Seriously, someone should really sticky one of these threads to the top of the General Discussion forum.

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Honestly, I didn't know this until yesterday.

But now that I do know, I can't really say that I'm surprised in the least.

Or that I care...

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wait. i thought it was a joke !!

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I'm reminded of a very funny joke.

I'm not going to tell it or anything, but I am totally reminded of it.

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is it the one about the fish that bumped its head against a wall and said dam ?
or is it the one about the prostitute with dysentery ?

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I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress.

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does it matter?????

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And I can't believe you bothered to bump this thread to display your sanctimonious nature.
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Before i had found out chuck was gay I always wondered why almost everyone of his characters is gay or does something gay...then it all made sense.

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lucy-the-graceless wrote:
does it matter?????

Welcome to the cult.

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JKabol wrote:
maybe quite a bit of the shock comes from readers who feel they are partially gay if they read a guy writer. like they'll contract the gay, and that shit just doesnt wash off right.

This is actually true! Whenever I go out to a gay bar I rub myself head to toe with my copy of Invisible Monsters, just to get free drinks all night.

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I just rub myself. Has the same effect.

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Fight Club could not have been written by a straight man.

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