chuck p or chuck norris?

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iluven
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who would win in a fight?

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Cause I'm Black and I'm proud
I'm ready and hyped plus I'm amped

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Sample a look back you look and find
Nothing but rednecks for 400 years if you check
Don't worry be happy
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In order to fight the powers that be

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neither, Chuck Norris is a myth.

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Chuck Norris is a raging crazy fundy as well.

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nathaniel parker
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required footwear for all ass-kicking conducted:

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Chuck ... Palahniuk. Despite Mr Norris' powers.

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I vote for these chucks wielded by Nightrious:

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Definitely NOT this Chuck

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Would Chuck win.

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I just read that Chuck Norris can talk about Fight Club...

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I just read that Chuck Norris can talk about Fight Club...

HAHAHA

Im that asshole who read that thinking "this guys an idiot, that was a waste of a comment" then scrolled up, then got the joke.

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Talk to Chuck.

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Chuck Woolery!