Chuck on Uncyclopedia
I just read this, couldn't help but log in here and post this!
[url]http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/The_Ten_Commandments[/url]
[url]http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows/12[/url]
Chuck has become a major cult figure and people can not resist but be influenced. He's the hyper-real pop culture of today.
"Stephen King #2
You have
(two cows oh god two cows you HAVE TWO COWS) "
First time I've lolled at Unfunnypedia in a long, long time.
Man, I thought this said Unicyclopedia. I was really hoping it would be chuck riding a Unicycle.
What's the website about? Two cows, what? Is he trying to give everyone two cows? If I had two cows I would make a cow-chariot and ride around wakefield and claim myself to be an emmisary from Thebes.
lol
Jehovah's Witnesses
Knock! Knock! You have two cows.
Pandeism
There once was a God, but now two cows exist in everything.
Westboro Baptist Church
GOD HATES COWS
I had completely forgotten about uncyclopedia. I put a few words in the undictionary awhiles back.



I am Jack's cow. Shoot me in the head and eat me between two buns.