Chuck and the ladies
I am better.
[QUOTE=the audacity!]Alright, alright, alright...you can have the fat chicks. Maybe some of the flat-chested sloppy seconds too.[/QUOTE]
frankly sir, i have nothing to prove, i dont have an ego to stroke, i dont have to resort to demeaning people....
and frankly. sir, i dont waste my time on newbies
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http://darkroomreview.blogspot.com
“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin
I waste my time on everything.
[QUOTE=Atomos]frankly sir, i have nothing to prove, i dont have an ego to stroke, i dont have to resort to demeaning people....
and frankly. sir, i dont waste my time on newbies[/QUOTE]
Hey man,
I'm really over this. And I'm a chick, so you can take your "Sir" this and that along with your ego and kindly exclude me from all subsequent interchanges. Talk about demeaning people--an incorrect assumption regarding gender, this dismissive bullshit concerning newbies. I really couldn't get up the balls to post more frequently because, 1) there's really nothing to it but bitching with sad sorry fucks like you, and, 2) I have a vagina. Balls not included.
To all flat-chested women reading, I'm sorry I offended a dude. Get in touch, and I'll eat your pussy and his heart out.
[QUOTE=the audacity!]Oh my! You must not have heard the fantastic news!
Just last weekend, Chuck presided over a ceremony in which he granted my penis the rights to all the pussy that I could acquire in his name. Metaphorically, all chicks that fuck me are in effect fucking Chuck, so you and I most certainly need to get it on post haste. Ride me just the same as you would a best-selling contemporary American novelist but without all the bullshit that goes along with banging a fag. Trust me, Chuck knows the importance of cock and he wouldn't want you to be let down. So, my place, or yours?!?!
Love,
Your next best thing[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=the audacity!]Hey man,
I'm really over this. And I'm a chick, so you can take your "Sir" this and that along with your ego and kindly exclude me from all subsequent interchanges. Talk about demeaning people--an incorrect assumption regarding gender, this dismissive bullshit concerning newbies. I really couldn't get up the balls to post more frequently because, 1) there's really nothing to it but bitching with sad sorry fucks like you, and, 2) I have a vagina. Balls not included.
To all flat-chested women reading, I'm sorry I offended a dude. Get in touch, and I'll eat your pussy and his heart out.[/QUOTE]
You post about your penis/cock and then get offended that someone made an assumption about your gender and called you "sir". Wowza.
[QUOTE=the audacity!]Hey man,
I'm really over this. And I'm a chick, so you can take your "Sir" this and that along with your ego and kindly exclude me from all subsequent interchanges. Talk about demeaning people--an incorrect assumption regarding gender, this dismissive bullshit concerning newbies. I really couldn't get up the balls to post more frequently because, 1) there's really nothing to it but bitching with sad sorry fucks like you, and, 2) I have a vagina. Balls not included.
To all flat-chested women reading, I'm sorry I offended a dude. Get in touch, and I'll eat your pussy and his heart out.[/QUOTE]
you have to understand that the level of stupidity among new members is enough to make a lot of us avoid you until you prove you're metal anyway. getting pissy because you claimed to be an egotistical loser of a man, and i called you on it is.... survery says..... STUPID.
so yeah, maybe i was mean to you, on the assumption you were the kind of person i cant stand. and maybe i would have apologized, if not for your subsequent post. because believe it or not im a gentleman, and you could probably ask anyone here that. but if you're really going to be a tempermental little child about this, it seems hardly worth my time to extend the olive branch because you will probably be mad at me again soon enough anyway
so, you make the decision, ok? which side of me do you want to be on?
www.triplebeard.com
http://darkroomreview.blogspot.com
“...There are so many ways of being despicable it quite makes one's head spin. But the way to be really despicable is to be contemptuous of other people's pain. You ought to have some apprehension that the man you see before you was once even younger than you are now and arrived at his present wretchedness by imperceptible degrees.”
-James Baldwin
[QUOTE=ireLocus]Chuck is gay.
He is also a chick magnet.
These things go hand in hand.[/QUOTE]Just ask me.
[QUOTE=the audacity!]Oh my! You must not have heard the fantastic news!
Just last weekend, Chuck presided over a ceremony in which he granted my penis the rights to all the pussy that I could acquire in his name. Metaphorically, all chicks that fuck me are in effect fucking Chuck, so you and I most certainly need to get it on post haste. Ride me just the same as you would a best-selling contemporary American novelist but without all the bullshit that goes along with banging a fag. Trust me, Chuck knows the importance of cock and he wouldn't want you to be let down. So, my place, or yours?!?!
Love,
Your next best thing[/QUOTE]
Frankly, any guy who comes right out and says they are "the next best thing" will never get in most girls', like myself, pants...
i think
i hope.
Love,
The past, present, and future best thing...