Chuck and the ladies
So is Chuck any sort of a chick-magnet guy or is he being smarter then most of us and enjoying life being single? I just thought of that the other day and was curious.
Also, in a related story, it seems that being a writer gets the same reaction from girls as when you say you are in a band or just play guitar. When a girl asks what the hell I'm doing with my notebook and I say I'm writing a book, her eyes light up and her head turns and she says "Really!? Oh my God thats so cool! What's it about?". It starts a conversation at least but it's pretty funny that I'm getting the same reactions as when I used to play in bands. I never thought high school/college girls would like that but I guess some do!
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ModernMe51A [/i]
[B]So is Chuck any sort of a chick-magnet guy or is he being smarter then most of us and enjoying life being single? I just thought of that the other day and was curious.
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Yeah, he's a babe! He is married tho. I've been to a few readings and some of the women are pretty shameless....
Writers are sexy because the image is of a thoughtful deep person which is attractive to a lot of people. Wether that bears it or not is another matter, of course. Chuck is all that and biceps galore.
Chuck is married but is EXTREMELY secretive about it. Notfor the sake of secrecy like "scandal" but for privacy. his wife must not like the spotlight. So he never has interviews at his home & stuff like that.
I KNOW i read this somewhere.
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I heard Chuck's wife sleeps only one hour a night, and gets a face plastic surgery every three months. I also hear Chuck is a lesbian.
Then again, getting into an Author's love life [i]can[/i] be interesting, if you're an 8 year old nerd.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by penguin [/i]
[B]I heard Chuck's wife sleeps only one hour a night, and gets a face plastic surgery every three months. I also hear Chuck is a lesbian.
Then again, getting into an Author's love life [i]can[/i] be interesting, if you're an 8 year old nerd. [/B][/QUOTE]
Why are you frittering away your life replying to threads you think are stupid? (Be careful, you could lose your humanity and become a statistic...lol)
People discuss all kinds of things. Is he straight/gay athiest/christian. Who are favorite writers, what are his dogs names etc. So ModernMe51A wants to know if he's single (and if women think writers are sexy), so what?
So to bring the thread back to the original question.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK IS A STONE COLD FOX and yeah, most women I know think writers are sexy
1. Chuck is married. This was established a few weeks back on this same website.
2. Writers get the strangest groupies.
I know this girl who HATES guys with muscels and tans. And when we saw Chuck he was, and is, muscular and tan, and she thought he was the hottest guy she had ever seen.
when i met him he looked disconcertingly like martin short. most male celebrities i've met have borne a terrible resemblance to martin short when i've met them. i don't know why. maybe martin short is posing as them? maybe i hallucinate?
anyways, i think he's awesome as a writer, and he's not ugly, but he's not, for lack of a better comparison, brad pitt or anything. although with my luck even if i met brad pitt he'd look like martin short. dammit.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B]anyways, i think he's awesome as a writer, and he's not ugly, but he's not, for lack of a better comparison, brad pitt or anything. although with my luck even if i met brad pitt he'd look like martin short. dammit. [/B][/QUOTE]
See I think Edward Norton is cuter than Brad Pitt who does nothing for me at all. He just looks like all the blond pot heads I grew up with.
But who knows maybe if BP could write like Chuck I would think he was cute....
edward norton IS cute. i don't know about more attractive than BP though.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by XChuck [/i]
[B]I know this girl who HATES guys with muscels and tans. And when we saw Chuck he was, and is, muscular and tan, and she thought he was the hottest guy she had ever seen. [/B][/QUOTE]
yeah? funny what celebrity worship can do to someone.
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
true. if i saw trent on the street and there was no famous trent reznor i prob. wouldn't look at him twice.
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My friend once got on an elevator in Vegas and Brittany Spears came on it with her enterouge (sp?) of huge bodygurads. But he said if she wasn't Brittany Spears he probably would've just made fun of her because she looked just like every other high school girl.
Then my other friend met Verne Troyer on an airplane, and I'm pretty sure if he wasn't famous for Mini-Me, it still would've been cool to talk to the guy.
i'd so much rather meet mini me than britney.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B]true. if i saw trent on the street and there was no famous trent reznor i prob. wouldn't look at him twice. [/B][/QUOTE]
Eh. Trent's short and has a big nose. ::ducks::
no, you're right.
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Man, I can't believe he's married. Here I was thinking I could never be a writer because I have a steady girlfriend who I'm in love with.
Now I just have to accept the fact that I can never be a writer because I have no talent. Dammit! It was so much easier to blame outside influences.
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[QUOTE]Now I just have to accept the fact that I can never be a writer because I have no talent.[/QUOTE]
lol
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No guy can live up to Edward Norton in looks.
um...i think joaquin phoenix does a pretty good job of it. but that's just me.
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we're ladies...and we're talking about guys who are hot...so as to make a more scientific comparison with chuck...?
LOL.
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whoa...will, what did i tell you about doing more than two full rocks a day, man? you know how you get...
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I do, Kitty! I do know exactly how I get!
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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No, wait a minute.
How do I get again?
[QUOTE]Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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...
like that.
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oops forgot to mention I think CP has been a chick magnet since the 5th grade 
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by BlackBird [/i]
[B]
i guess guys and girls are different..in someways. [/B][/QUOTE]
Guys have a penis and women have a vagina.
Sorry, I had to do it.
If [I]I[/I] met a girl who was writing a book, I'd definitely be interested, although I think that that puts me in a minority, though probably one alot of the other guys on this forum would be a part of. Most Women like creatively thinking guys, and most guys like things that have breasts.
Guys suck.
chuck is gay. the whole marriage thing is a sham.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Eponymous [/i]
[B]Guys have a penis and women have a vagina.[/B][/QUOTE]
I'm so annoyed that you got to this before I did...
Sorry, I had to do it.
If [I]I[/I] met a girl who was writing a book, I'd definitely be interested, although I think that that puts me in a minority, though probably one alot of the other guys on this forum would be a part of. [/B][/QUOTE]
When I meet anyone who says they're writing a book, I tend to think "Oh, Jeez, not another one," cuz, frankly, [b]everyone[/b] I know says they're writing a book.
[i]I'm[/i] writing a screenplay....
i wrote a screenplay...AND i'm a girl
::flees::
I'm writing a book! Oh yeah! That's right!
And I do get a lot more reactions from girls (in a non-lesbian way) than from guys about it. Wonder why.
Kitty, what other celebrities have you seen that look disconcertingly like Martin Short? I saw the whole cast of MIIB once but none of them looked like Martin. Other than that I don't think I've seen any celebrities.
There is hope, but not for us.
But do you think Chuck is FOXY or what?
And my chick response to the info that you're writing a book is right on! Whats it about. When will you be done? Will you be posting excerpts on the CP site?
The Dali Lama kind of looks like Martin Short
LOL. I *heart* the Dali Lama. And Chuck is a major foxx! (oh yes, I said that with 2 x's.)
I don't really want to talk too much about my book right yet, there is just so much still to be done on it, but I was thinking about posting a chapter or two. I guess I'm a litttle intimidated because the way I write is so much different than the way that a lot of other people here write. I'm much...sunnier, I guess. But I will give it a think, for you, mirkah. And for Rents.
There is hope, but not for us.
Tell you what, kiddo. You let me know when you're going to post your chapter or two and I'll post the first chapter or two of mine. IRC members stick together! Mine isn't exactly sunny though.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by decalogue [/i]
[B]When I meet anyone who says they're writing a book, I tend to think "Oh, Jeez, not another one," cuz, frankly, [b]everyone[/b] I know says they're writing a book.[/B][/QUOTE]
Shit.
gotta saying "working on a book" way cooler than saying "writing" a book. That'll get you the hotties
Yeah, I'm currently "working on" the Kama Sutra...
::inching closer::
Really... what kind of research do you have to do for that?
::raising one eyebrow::
Well, you know... a lot of one-on-one study with a range of test subjects, control groups, that sort of thing.
You know, in the name of science...
[i]My[/i] screenplay is [i]better[/i].
[CENTER]a million bucks[/CENTER]
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rents [/i]
[B]Tell you what, kiddo. You let me know when you're going to post your chapter or two and I'll post the first chapter or two of mine. IRC members stick together! Mine isn't exactly sunny though. [/B][/QUOTE]
Schyeah! You got it. IRC4VR!
There is hope, but not for us.
Brad Pitt is freaking hot, and this is coming from a guy. I totally wish I had his physique, it's what I've been working there, and I'm finally getting slightly toned. I can see my pelvic line now, which makes me extremely happy!
Will,
why do you keep skirting the issue? Is Chuck, hot or not?
Willtupper: Heh heh, no. There's a difference between just saying that a guy looks good and wanting to fuck him, the latter of the two I have no desire for.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by willtupper [/i]
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And you both live in Arkansas. And you could go to Wallmart Fight Club and hang out with my sister jane s.!
Behold Kidneythief! The newest, luckiest member of cultdom! [/B][/QUOTE]
Will, you know Kenny and I are going to get married and have little on-fire-for-Jesus babies! Why would you prompt him to have gay sex with some guy with the word 'kidney' in his name? (Although he can join us in the IRC and in Wal-Mart Fight Club if he so desires).
There is hope, but not for us.
Most of the girls that I know who are writers are psychotic...hmmm...maybe that says something about me...damn it...
so do any of the girls here consider themselves a little crazy?
It.
Wasn/t
Shit.
no. i'm in denial about my crazy-ness.
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I believe he's married (8 years or something?). But even if he wasn't I'm sure he'd get all the ladies.
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