A Warning From ChuckPalahniuk.net

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::: throws gillter in morgan's face and runs away :::

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Glam: are you really Dr. Tropical?

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im...NOT drtropical which...is sort of the same thing... robot'll back me up on that if he reads this...

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oh and welcome back proto

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you'll see...you'll see...

documentary is almost ready
preorder it today!
[url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/documentary/trailer2.php[/url]

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Don,

You can always rent or borrow a DVD player. And most new computers have DVD drives, which, with the appropriate software, will play DVD movies well.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Don Tulus Olivarez De La Sierra Negra y Paciulosa [/i]
[B]Who is Dr. Tropical?:confused: [/B][/QUOTE]
the guy in the picture on the first page of this thread.

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i'm only posting because Don Tulus Olivarez De La Sierra Negra y Paciulosa's long name screws up my entire screen, i have to scroll back and forth to click on any new entries. i i post then he's no longer the newest poster, problem solved.

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CRAZY NAME. no he's just the ruler of the universe.

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one of them, anyway

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oh yes, loki's another

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Indeed. *roars* And Glamhoth is actually a hateful army. Yeppers. Big time

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aka noisy horde.

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There's a *blank* that needs to be filled:
If everyone at the conference hated this guy, then why didn't anyone kick the shit out of him? You would have had a cool part in the documentary if it was recorded, and it would be really cool to kick the shit out of someone that everyone hates. Even if I liked him, I still would have at least punched him once in the face, just for the attention.

The hell is wrong with you people?

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you make an incredibly good point nightrious

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I would guess because beating up people is illegal, strange as it may seem, and being caught on camera would probably not help your case.

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it's not THAT illegal

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Aggrivated Assault: Up to 10 years in prison and/or $25,000 fine (that's in PA where the conference took place. It varies some by state.) You have to weigh exactly [b]how[/b] annoying Doc Trop is with the potential consequences.

I ain't going back to jail for no one.

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well if you dont hurt him too bad and you can blame the environment or if the police are never called, chances are you'd be fine, kick his ass.
I like the good dr, but it would still be fun to watch

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by glamhoth [/i]
[B]well if you dont hurt him too bad and you can blame the environment [/B][/QUOTE] You mean say there was a really bad hailstorm?

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eeeeeexactly
well i guess environment isnt the right word, atmosphere, got caught up in the craziness of the conference etc etc, you get the idea hopefully.

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I am Jason Tanamor. Herpes free since 1975.

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[QUOTE=JustinHolt]It's going to be a hit across the Cult. How many times can you count Dr. Tropical in the Documentary. [/QUOTE]

[u]The Dr. Tropical Drinking Game[/u]:

[list]
[*]Everytime Dr. Tropical says his own name, take a drink.
[*]Everytime Dr. Tropical says to call Phill, take a drink.
[*]Everytime Chuck grimmaces uncomfortably when Dr. Tropical's name is mentioned, take a drink.
[*]Everytime Dr. Tropical suddenly veers off-target and begins ranting on a topic completely unrelated to the one upon which he was ranting immediately prior, all players pass their drinks to the player to their left.
[*]Everytime the homeless kid stares blankly at the camera, the player with the least amount of beverage in his or her glass must get up and check the porch to see if the Beer Fairies have left any presents. If they have not, he or she must refill his or her glass to the top.
[*]Everytime Dr. Tropical compares himself to Chuck, all players must chug their drink, completely finishing it.
[/list]
The last player alive is declared the Winner and is allowed to don the Sunglasses of Victory.

[b]WARNING:[/b] These rules are presented for entertainment purposes only. Actually attempting to play this game may result in severe liver damage, renal failure, paralysis, or death.

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AH! Dr. Tropical! I was wondering what happened to him.

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[QUOTE=Tuffy the Dump Truck][u]The Dr. Tropical Drinking Game[/u]:

[list]
[*]Everytime Dr. Tropical says his own name, take a drink.
[*]Everytime Dr. Tropical says to call Phill, take a drink.
[*]Everytime Chuck grimmaces uncomfortably when Dr. Tropical's name is mentioned, take a drink.
[*]Everytime Dr. Tropical suddenly veers off-target and begins ranting on a topic completely unrelated to the one upon which he was ranting immediately prior, all players pass their drinks to the player to their left.
[*]Everytime the homeless kid stares blankly at the camera, the player with the least amount of beverage in his or her glass must get up and check the porch to see if the Beer Fairies have left any presents. If they have not, he or she must refill his or her glass to the top.
[*]Everytime Dr. Tropical compares himself to Chuck, all players must chug their drink, completely finishing it.
[/list]
The last player alive is declared the Winner and is allowed to don the Sunglasses of Victory.

[b]WARNING:[/b] These rules are presented for entertainment purposes only. Actually attempting to play this game may result in severe liver damage, renal failure, paralysis, or death.[/QUOTE]

I love you.

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[QUOTE=amishbreakfast]I love you.[/QUOTE]
Awww... [i]shucks[/i].

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[QUOTE=funny_mofo]I am Jason Tanamor. Herpes free since 1975.[/QUOTE]

nice.

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[QUOTE=Tuffy the Dump Truck][u]The Dr. Tropical Drinking Game[/u]:

[b]WARNING:[/b] These rules are presented for entertainment purposes only. Actually attempting to play this game may result in severe liver damage, renal failure, paralysis, or death.[/QUOTE]

You forgot shame, terrible, terrible shame...

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dr tropical the jar jar binks of CP.net

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[QUOTE=Parkaboy]You forgot shame, terrible, terrible shame...[/QUOTE]
Shame is a useless emotion. Off with you!

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[QUOTE=Tuffy the Dump Truck]Shame is a useless emotion. Off with you![/QUOTE]

Tell that to the naked man pyramid of Abu Graib!

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shame was just the excuse they used for propaganda and the media you know under those hoods their eyes had that 'oh yeah im really diggin this weird pseudo-sexual stuff ive never been allowed to before" look

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[QUOTE=karbunkle]shame was just the excuse they used for propaganda and the media you know under those hoods their eyes had that 'oh yeah im really diggin this weird pseudo-sexual stuff ive never been allowed to before" look[/QUOTE]

it was all fratboy initiation, all the way....

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i bet they didnt even have to get drunk to do it either
aint abu graib greek letters like alpha an rameo or something ?