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i'm alberto, happy cuban cultist currently residing in the frozen tundra of michigan. i swam a long way to get here, but my people are good swimmers and better navigators; blindfold me, spin me, then set me loose: i'll find miami every time.

im a freelance photographer by day and an aspiring writer whenever i get the chance to put thoughts down someplace permanent. i haven't been around here for long, but from the stories i've read and the heroic levels of random brilliance i've seen in other culties, this feels like home.

a quirk about my writing is that i cannot write fiction unless i pretend that i'm telling a story to one of a few friends sitting across from me; if i'm not picturing their faces, reactions, responses, i cant seem to create. i'd much rather talk to and write with all of you than write more about myself. i hate writing about myself. i can't wait to take in your sweet wordy goodness; lets make babies together.

i found this place after reading the contortionist's handbook, survivor, and invisible monsters. clevenger set me up for a chuck spree... i've been going through his library ever since.

yes indeed, im laying out my welcome mat. this is home.
stop in and visit, i'd love to know you.