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Your last hours with a Cultie


After a good, long run, we have decided to close our forums in an effort to refocus attention to other sections of the site. Fortunately for you all, we're living in a time where discussion of a favorite topic now has a lot of homes. So we encourage you all to bring your ravenous love for discussion to Chuck's official Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr and Instagram. And, as always, you can still post comments on all News updates. Thank you for your loyalty and passion over the years. These changes will happen June 1.

The Great Nation of China invades America, Land of the fat. And now, your locked up in a cell waiting to be executed like some dirty dog (We eat dogs in china). But you have the chance to spend the last to hours with 1 cultie only. who will it be!? What will you say or do!?

Has a Friends, I pick Tom9d. But I love my enemies...

No, I rather Six on the dot so I can make her cry by telling her how pointless her life has been so far!

But I am a sex addict. I dont think I would want to have sex with Six, HELL NO!

Ok, ok... What cultie would I have sex with?

I imagen Alexa has a horrible voice so I would not want to hear her moan.

Blondie would have a panick attack with her death so close and all.

Synnove now scares me (She has a soul).

Fuck! oh wait! ALEXANDRA! Yes, I would pick her. She so adorable...

Unlike YOU blondie.

We would just talk about existantialism and then realize theirs an hour left and jump at eachother like to crazy hormone intoxicated monkeys...