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After a good, long run, we have decided to close our forums in an effort to refocus attention to other sections of the site. Fortunately for you all, we're living in a time where discussion of a favorite topic now has a lot of homes. So we encourage you all to bring your ravenous love for discussion to Chuck's official Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr and Instagram. And, as always, you can still post comments on all News updates. Thank you for your loyalty and passion over the years. These changes will happen June 1.

When I die, I want to be packed on ice. They should crate me up and ship me to Africa, and then hire some guys to ride me out to the desert and tie me to a tree. Then, when the jackals feed on me, I want the guys to shoot the jackals, and make jackal-skin hats out of the fur. Then they could find some deserving kids and give the jackal skin hats to those kids, because it's important for poor kids to have nice things sometimes.