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Your Carcass?

When I die, I want to be packed on ice. They should crate me up and ship me to Africa, and then hire some guys to ride me out to the desert and tie me to a tree. Then, when the jackals feed on me, I want the guys to shoot the jackals, and make jackal-skin hats out of the fur. Then they could find some deserving kids and give the jackal skin hats to those kids, because it's important for poor kids to have nice things sometimes.