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Yeah,I'm just gonna settle down right here

I'm just letting you guys know that I exsist. So,Hello! My name's Allen and I reside in the dirty south,Lawrenceville Georgia, USA. I'm 27 and my interests include music,books,animals,animals that play music and write books, books about animals,and musical composition books with symbols that look like,when you squint your eyes, various animals. For example if you squint your eyes a "G" clef kind of looks like a seahorse,a half note a flea etc etc. I also enjoy holding my bowl movements until they harden enough to graze my prostate gland ensuring a rousing evacuation. I am not a homosexual for this reason,because I enjoy a good, thick,healthy,brown,round,stool coming out of me but having it go back in then out then in then out again is not appealing.

I'm a huge Chuck Palahniuk fan! And by huge I mean I work from home because the state declared me morbidly obese and I can't get around much. That's not really true,but I've seen people say they're "huge" and "massive" fans and have always wanted to say that.

Being a new forum member reminds me of trying to sit at certain lunch tables in highscool. So here I am and if you want some of my tots I'd be glad to share,thank you

Seriously though,Next month I'm joining the workshop and looking forward to it!