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Welcome jtadams!

I have no idea who you are but welcome!!

I decided that we should preemptively welcome new members before they fall into that lemming trap of the "New Members Post Here" thread.

They just get eaten alive there and it's like the first day of class at a new school where the sadistic teacher [who you know was fat and traumatized by it as a kid and is now exacting her petty vengeance on you] makes you stand up in front of the whole class and tell something about yourself.

It's more humiliating than an AA meeting. Which is why a few new members have made reference to being a Chuckaholic or opined "Hi, my name is whateverthefuck and I'm an alcoholic."

It's worse than a student proctology examine I would imagine.

Currently jt has no interests, no location and no birthday, quite possibly jt is a Hollywood actress!

So, let's welcome aboard jtadams [remember he/she might be famous] and save him from the humiliation of having to introduce himself, shall we?

Fucking A right we shall.

Hey, I'm being magnanimous over here, it's rare, appreciate it and help me and jt get this thing off right.

I'm Parkaboy jt, click [url=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/member.php?u=2027]here[/url] and see my user profile.

I like long walks on the beach and enlightened despotism.

My hobbies include collecting industrial filings from screw factories and planning ways to jettison half of the population into space.

My idea of a romantic date is a Patty Hearst style fantasy abduction follwed by a dinner theater reenactment of the the Kennedy assassination frame by Zapruder frame.

What I'm looking for in a woman is someone who will love me for who I am not who I've tried to enslave and who will help me solve my mommy issues.

I also make a mean carpaccio wrap.

I'm a man of many mysteries ladies!

When I'm not whipping up Italian tapas or clinging onto my latest mommy prosthetic's apron I'm the coolest member of The Cult!

[No, really, I am. Very little competition here, but that's between you and me, jt *wink*]

See gang, it's just that easy.

Now tell jt a little about yourself.

Side note: I'm serious about this idea. I'm bringing the generation gaps together. Let the healing begin!